About Me
R.I.P. - You will truly be missed.
THIS MAKES ME SO SO HAPPY :)
MY FAVORITE SHOW, EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
(((KATSIDIS THE GREAT))) ♥
FUCK YES! ♥
FUCK YES! ♥STILL UNDEFEATED!
Michael Bolton: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!
I TOTALLY ADORE THEM
EDDIE: I WANT TOTAL SENSORY DEPRIVATION AND BACK UP DRUGS!
Lyrics
♥My top 21 favorite things: ♥
Body butter
My puppy Lord Winston, III
Paul Oakenfold
Golden Girls
Music (Progressive/Trace/House/Tribal/Electro/etc)
Hot, as in almost 3rd degree burns, baths
Black Eyeliner
Dancing
Working Out
Massages
Boxing
Clubs/Bars
Getting doll'd up & going out
$$$
Getting in my PJ's and watching CourtTV all night
Shopping
Spa's
Being spoiled/pampered
My girlfriends
Tanning
Pure Poison by Dior
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About ME:
Name:
JASMYNNE
Date of Birth:
3.4.84
Birthplace:
USA
Current Location:
SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA
Eye Color:
BROWN/HAZEL
Hair Color:
BLUE BLACK
Heritage:
100% PURRRSIAN
Piercings:
6
Tattoos:
0
Measurements:
36D-22-32
Height:
5"3
Weight:
95 LBS
Favorite:
Band/Singer:
MICHAEL JACKSON, GEORGE MICHAEL & FREDDY MERCURY
Song:
ANYTHING OAKENFOLD! I AM AN OAKENFOLD ADDICT:)
Movie:
GOODFELLA’S
Disney Movie:
CINDERELLA
TV show:
GOLDEN GIRLS!!!! THAT IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT! WISH I LIVED WITH THEM IN ANOTHER LIFE
Color:
BLACK
Food:
BELLINI’S, CHAMPAGNE, & LOLLIPOPS OMG AND I AM NOW FUCKING ADDICTED TO SRIRACHA! THAT STUFF IS SOOO FREAKING GOOD ON EVERYTHING
Pizza topping:
LIGHT SAUCE, MUSHROOMS, & EXTRA OLIVES WITH LOOOOOOOTS OF SRIRACHA
Ice-Cream Flavor:
EH NOT INTO ICE CREAM. LOVE FROZEN YOGURT THOUGH, TCBY IS THE BEST
Drink (alcoholic):
VEUVE CLICQUOT, CHAMPAGNE, STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI, SPICY BLOODY MARY, BELLINI'S, AMF, & MIMOSA’S
Soda:
COKE A’ COLA
Sport:
BOXING. FUCKING LOVE KATSIDIS & MAYWEATHER, THE BEST
Store:
ELECTRIC LADYLAND
Clothing Brand:
VICTORIA’S SECRET
Shoe Brand:
PLEASER
Season:
SUMMER & FALL
Month:
OCTOBER
Holiday/Festival:
HALLOWEEN!
Flower:
CALLA LILY
Make-Up Item:
BLACK LIQUID EYELINER
Board game:
BINGO, I AM REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME
This or That
Sunny or rainy:
SUNNY
Chocolate or vanilla:
HMMM.. SWIRL
Fruit or veggie:
FRUIT
Night or day:
I LOVE BOTH
Sour or sweet:
SOUR (SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE MY FAV CANDY)
Love or money:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
Phone or in person:
IN PERSON
Looks or personality:
BOTH
Coffee or tea:
COFFEE
Hot or cold:
HOT
Your:
Goal for this year:
STAYING/GETTING HEALTHY, MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
Most missed memory:
OAKENFOLD! AH THAT WAS THE BEST, NOTHING WILL EVER COME CLOSE
Best physical feature:
MY PEEPERS (EYES!)
First thought waking up:
YAY PILATES
Hypothetical personality disorder:
I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE NUMBER 3. I COMPULSIVELY PUT AND COUNT THINGS INTO 3’S. AND CAN’T STOP. IF IT IS NOT IN 3’S, I WILL GET TWITCHY. IT’S ESPECIALLY DANGEROUS BECAUSE I TEND TO THIS WHILE DRIVING A LOT. LIKE.. IF I SEE A SIGN, AND IT SAYS “EXIT 45†I WILL THINK: “EXI… T45…†AND THEN REMEMBER LATER I WAS SUPPOSE TO TAKE THAT EXIT.. OPPS.
Preferred type of plastic surgery:
ALL OF THEM? I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING QUESTION
Sesame street alter ego:
THAT CRACK HEAD ELEPHANT.. “HEY BIRD.. GOT ANY SMACK BIRD!?!?!†HAHA
Fairytale alter ego:
JASMINE FROM ALADDIN
Most stupid remark:
ME: "COIN LAUNDRY’S ARE WHERE COIN COLLECTORS WASH THEIR COINS.. COIN COLLECTING MUST BE BOOMING CAUSE I HAVE SEEN A TON OF THESE PLACES!â€
WONJI: "OMG, YEAH.."
Worst crime:
STAYING AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
Greatest ambition:
BEING HEALTHY, HAVING FUN & GETTING IN TROUBLE
Greatest fear:
BUGS AND THEN WHEN I WATCH LIKE, FOREENSIC FILES
Darkest secret:
I AM MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite subject:
MYSELF. LOL
Strangest received gift:
CARDS. GIRLS DON’T WANT FUCKING CARDS!
Worst habit:
CURSING & ROAD RAGE. AND SMOKING
Do You:
Smoke:
YES
Drink:
YES PLEASE
Curse:
GUILTY
Shower daily:
INDEED
Like thunderstorms:
NO NOT REALLY
Dance in the rain:
HELL NO
Sing:
NOPE
Play an instrument:
NEGATIVE
Get along with your parents:
THE BETTER HALF
Wish on stars:
NAH
Believe in fate:
SOMETIMES
Believe in love at first sight:
YES
Can You:
Drive:
INSANELY
Sew:
NOPE
Cook:
SURE WHAT THE HELL
Speak another language:
PERSIAN & ENGLISH
Dance:
YES!
Touch your nose with your tongue:
NO
Whistle:
YES BEAUTIFULLY
Curl your tongue:
SURE
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:
WHEN HAVE I NOT BEEN?
Been Stoned/High:
NEXT QUESTION
Eaten Sushi:
YES I AM IN LOVE WITH SAPPORO’S SUSHI
Been in Love:
CURRENTLY AM
Skipped school:
OOOOH YEAH, REMEMBER LAURA!? YOUR ASS LIVED RIGHT BEHIND THE SCHOOL
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?
CONTROLLING, JEALOUS, INSECURE FUCKING PEOPLE
Are you right or left handed?
RIGHT
What is your bedtime?
NEVER!
Name three things you can't live without:
PILATES, PARTYING, & GOLDEN GIRLS
What is the color of your room?
LIKE, A TAUPE-ISH
Do you have any siblings?
LIL BROTHAH
Do you have any pets?
YES! MY LITTLE HANDSOME BICHON FRISÉ LORD WINSTON, III
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?
SURE IF I AM FREE THAT DAY
What is you middle name?
JASMYNNE
What are you nicknames?
411, MOUTH, DOROTHY.. TON OF STUPID ONES
Are you for or against gay marriage?
I AM ABSOLUTELY FOR IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE MINDED IN THIS WORLD
What are your thoughts abortion?
SURE WHY NOT
Do you have a crush on anyone?
YES..
Are you afraid of the dark?
YEAH, I AM A WUSS MOST OF THE TIME. ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER DATELINE NBC OR FORENSIC FILES.. AHHHH!
How do you want to die?
FULFILLED
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?
FUCK LIKE, 8 OR 9.. MY FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY LEFT ME LOCKED IN HIS GARAGE ONCE AND I REALLY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO FOR THOSE FEW HOURS
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?
IN A HEARTBEAT
What is the last law you’ve broken?
THE BEST
