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About Me


Get a scroller sign at pimpmyarea.com!well im 19 its 2:48 am listening to sigur ros recently finished college got my qualifications and currently working as a sales consultant at NEXT romford, and going out with a lovely lil lady named carly i dnt smoke, dnt do drugs, occassionly drink i dnt mind a guiness or a corona now and again go gym a lil bit could go more but mehim kinda ramdom in the way that i go off on rants usually involing the omish i mean why dnt they jst get a pair i mean barn raising no phones no tv no electricity welcome to the 21st century technology is not gonna take ya soul its jst a digital camera! and who by the power of grey skull lives in a fuckin barn! we live in houses now with insulation double glazing loft conversions so stop gettin erections over sweaty men cutting timber and horse and cart riding abillities and get a fuckin job and do ya A-levels like the rest of us ya lazy wank there maybe if they did they would realise that a bunch of men cuttin wood making barns riding around in horse and cart's is a fuckin much use as a choclate saucepan on pancake day.i like music who doesnt and listen to indie for as long as i can throughout the day, i love films that actually are gd none of that high school gd for protate cancer musical bollox althou mean girls is quite gd i mean full metal jacket, fight club films where ya wanna go yer i wanna be like that guy i.e rocky.i also like goin out on the raz down romford usually not cos im a lazy bastard cos its only up the road and its cheaper than traveling to london or up to chelmsford for the night where ya have to be sober or ya end up in clacton sitting next to a tramp reeking of dried on piss who earns his money by being a one man band so to avoid this tramp-mare nightmare romford is the choice for me and that lady's and gent's is bout it.
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My Interests

drawing cartoons, playing pool, going gym, socialising i.e drinking and getting pissed so thats pubbing or clubbing or house party which ever is goin on, playing res evil 4 and pro evo 4 retro being as pro 6 is out now woohoo

I'd like to meet:

ali, chris martin, tom cruise, john lennon cos he's dead so that would be cool, tom green, ohh and tony martin that guy who shot the gypo's that tried to break into his farm go on tony antoher year and free man tony for prime minister, and boris johnson boris for mayor!! and my dad when he was my age and go clubbing and dance to 80's music then maybe let him know about future events turn him into the messiah and put a bet on garath southgate missing that penner in euro 96' then maybe give him a ipod with 00's music on it.

Music:

lil bit of everythin but mainly indie rock and roll coldplay, stereophonics, oasis, razoright, the killers, editors, kayne west, snow patrol, oohhh and 80's everone love a bit of that, video killed the radio star, u love it.

Movies:

loads napoleon dynamite, commando, full metal jacket, pulp fiction, scarface, rocky collection, anchorman, donnie darko, fready got fingered, the butterfly effect, the godfather, jerry maguire, forest gump, garden state, the jacket, children of men ,all the bond films, all the rambo films, knocked up was gd,

Television:

loads everybody loves raymond, that michell and webb look, scrubs, spaced, the mighty boosh, brass eye, im alan partridge, peep show, smallville i dnt care if its geeky, it crowd, fonejacker, tim and erics awesome show, aqua teen hunger force, 15-storeys high

Books:

not really got any but this enid blyton one bout some magical wishing chair used to crack me up cos the main girls name was fanny, but on a more serious note tom's midnight garden wernt too bad wen i was a wee nipper, and the art of war

Heroes:

ali, chris martin, tom cruise, tom green, michael jordan, tony martin national hero

My Blog

Trip to Tamworth (part 1)

ok well if you work for any company there is always a certain element of training involed my company which name will not be metioned to protect its identity decided it would be a loverly idea to ens...
Posted by L£0... on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:52:00 PST

much ado’ bout nothin

evening to ya'll now its been a while since ive had the patience to sit down and go ahhhh im grumpy bout somethin and attempt to write a titalating artical about it on my "myspace" so ppl can read it ...
Posted by L£0... on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

'Dogs Trust' bunch of wankers

Ok to start this is hopefully only going to be a small blog but all the same i think it will illustrate my point." looks healthy to me"Ok this evening whilst i was in a sea of ab crushes in ...
Posted by L£0... on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

MALLARD MAYHEM

Ok well earlier this week i got the last of the EMA ponse money £100 quid for going college which aint to bad a deal being i did shit all for bout a year and i thought fuck it lets put this in th...
Posted by L£0... on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

lee britton's: guide to curing poverty

maybe they mite but only to a neighbouring town it would be like the equivilant of people from romford goin on holiday to southend or something.hi im lee britton, ok poverty is a gorwing problem ...
Posted by L£0... on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:19:00 PST

RAJA'S REVENGE (more of an information statement)

Ok where to start ok, about september time last year i was in vited out for an indian named "BEKASH with a few friends was a overall gd night which consited of us eating indian duh, and cons...
Posted by L£0... on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

jedi is a religion bollox

ok right back when you was a kid you must of encounter star wars at any one time whether you thought it was geeky or not no one could of predicted this jedi is actually a religion basically this peopl...
Posted by L£0... on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

WHAT IS LEE THINKING (written in block capitals)

BRITTONS LOG - 07.03PM SCRUBS HAS JUST FINISHED AND ALL WAS WELL I WAS THINKING OF IDEAS FOR POTENTIALLY SHIT FILMS. HERE WAS THE RESULT. NIJA ATTACK, WHAT IF THERE WAS A NIJA ATTACK. SCIENTISTS AT QU...
Posted by L£0... on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST

success

jst phoned my driving instructor and yes he's coming round tmw to drop off my phone i can have a social life agen hazzar!!
Posted by L£0... on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

twisted logic

ok well today started as as though god wanted to punished me for not keeping my promise to be a good boy so i could win a signed england shirt, i didnt keep my promise and as soon as i won went ahhhh ...
Posted by L£0... on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:51:00 PST