drinking. smoking crack, prostitution, peeling bananas or mango's, internet porn, trailer parks, jerry springer, top ramen cookbooks, oiling myself up and trying to catch pigs, spandex, polyester, following random people around, mixing condiments together and eating them as a zesty soup, and flyfishing.
A munster who drinks wuter and smokes put.
dead boys, iggy pop, richard hell, blood for blood, supersuckers, zeke, dwarves, murder city devils, rocket from the tomb, turbonegro, thin lizzy, cocksparrer, blitz, sham 69, buzzcocks, fu manchu, sheer terror. old metallica, slapshot, motorhead,jawbreaker, bowie, tkk, forgotten, clash, pixies, sonic youth, billy bragg, pogues, powerhouse, swinging utters, kiss, pist and broke, talking heads, necromantix, templars, duckie boys, working stiffs, amputees, slayer, and lots and lots of other shit, , i forgot to add stiv... and t.rex, and the new york dolls, nick cave, the damned, slf, johnny cash, hank sr, jr, and the III, merle haggard,smiths,legendary pink dots, gary neuman, blanks 77, jam,dwarves, the avengers, alien sex fiend, bauhaus,fear,rolling stones, radiohead,vnv nation, nashville pussy, cramps, the crumbs, fuckboys, stone roses,most gay 80's shit,guns and roses, 25 ta life, otis redding, desmond decker, skatalites, lots of northern soul, throw rag, yer moms ass, agnostic front, terror, hatebreed, joy division, madball,entombed,stevie wonder, seriously, i am not cool enough for this. There are so many more...music is so important in my life, it gets me through everything...
i like bio-dome, encino man, the crying game (it's a hint), and pink flamingos, anything with pauly shore, he's my hero....
qvc, pbs antiques roadshow, will and grace, cops, and survivor, and any made for tv movie with pauly shore...
i can't really read, but i like to look at the pictures in home and gardens, it's not a book but i can't read anyway.
elton john, tom (cuz i love emo fags), tom green (i want his babies), tom jones, tom and jerry, tom cruise take me to your mothership