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Joe

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My Interests

Impeding scientific progress, smut peddling, conspiracy,
lethal viruses, photography, elitism, enigmas, fashion,
espionage, adult content, esp, gangsterism, disguises,
wining & dining, hypnotism, assorted villainy, tight pants,
semiotics, voices from beyond, out of body experiences,
extortion, ice age trysts, cultism, world domination,
clothes shopping, the smell of female,
power & sacrifice,
abiguity.

I'd like to meet:

anyone smart, sexy and rich without a surfeit of bodily hair.

Music:

Captain Beyond, Serge Rachmaninoff, Raymond Scott,
At The Gates, Scott Walker, Zacherely, Sadistic Mika Band,
Yma Sumac, Black Sabbath, Langley Schools Music Project,
Roy Orbison, Brainticket, Sigh, YeYe, Hal Blaine, Motorhead,
Cambodian and Indonesian Garage, Von Lmo, Tom Jones,
The Monks, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Robin Gibb,
Hint Hint, Jean-Jacques Perrey, Krokus, Dmitri Shostakovich,
Bunker Hill, Vanishing, Shocking Blue, Gallon Drunk, Virgin Prunes,
The Rivingtons, Hasil Adkins, ODB, The Fall, Ian Gillan, Hawkwind,
The Vampires' Sound Incorporation, The Gravediggaz, ELO
Ennio Morricone, Gary Wilson, The Haunted, Margo Guryan,
High Tide, Roxy Music, Rock Goddess, Giorgio Moroder, Can,
Rammstein, Bee Gees, The 69 Eyes, Nirvana UK, Collins Kids,
Novi Singers, Orchestra Harlow, RD Burman, We Ragazzi, Slade,
Manowar, Oscar Brown Jr., NWOBHM, Action Swingers, Pain Teens,
Wanda Jackson, Skeewiff, Cosmic Rays, The Sonics, Fallen Angels,
Pure Reason Revolution, Vashti Bunyun, Nick Cave, Poppy Family,
Antonius Rex, Melvins, Badfinger, SFB, Pandora, Effcee, Raspberries,
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Krokus, Cramps, Witchery,
Krystof Pendereski, Silverfish, Geraldo Pino, Chara, Eartha Kitt,
Bernard Herrmann, Diamanda Galas, Ass Baboons of Venus,
Glass Candy, Alien Sex Fiend, Mansfeld, Qypthone, Second Hand,
Slim Gaillard, Two Live Crew, Scala Choir, Cathedral, JSBX,
Bollywood Soundtracks, Nina Hagen, Betty Davis, Slayer,
Pilgrim Travelers, Karia Nomoto, Kenneth Higney, Bongo Joe,
Diamond Nights, Leonard Cohen, Suicide, Ackercocke, Yoko Ono,
Sir Lord Baltimore, Pizzicato Five, Brigette Bardot, Foetus,
Claudine Longet, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Cab Calloway,
Laibach, The Carpenters, The Musical Linn Twins, Sparks,
Patty Waters, Warning, Therion, Helen Kane, AC/DC, Zlad!,
and Jesse Quattro

Movies:

Phantom Of the Paradise, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls,
A Face in the Crowd, Daisies, Angel Angel Down We Go,
Death Race 2000, Shampoo, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!,
Happiness, Qui Etes-Vous Polly Maggoo?, The Red Balloon,
Female Convict Scorpion, The Touchables, Hellzapoppin',
3 Women, Champagne for Caesar, The Final Programme,
The Stepford Wives (1975), Face of Another, Network,
Lord Love A Duck, Branded to Kill, Comfort of Strangers,
Score (1972), White Zombie, The Last American Virgin,
Love Is A Dog From Hell, Boogie Nights, The Thin Man,
The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Hellstrom Chronicles, Dune,
Kiss Me Deadly, Holy Weapon, The Frightened Woman,
House of Wax, In a Lonely Place, Blind Beast, Blow Up,
Jason X, Nashville, F Is For Fake, First Man In Space,
Female Trouble, Spermula, Good Fellas, Spongebob,
Alphaville, 8 1/2, Monster Zero, Sullivan’s Travels, Up!,
Hiroshima, Mon Amour, Attack of the Mushroom People,
Zardoz, The Naked Kiss, Once Upon a Time in the West,
Trouble in Paradise, The Long Kiss Goodbye

Television:

Josie & The Pussycats, In Search Of..., The Addams Family,
Gumby, The Avengers, Night Gallery, T.J. Hooker, U.F.O.,
Headbanger's Ball, Secret Squirrel

Books:

The Art Of Eric Stanton, The Film Maker's Guide to Pornography,
Through the Alimentary Canal with Gun and Camera by George
S. Chappell, How To Draw Marvel Comics The Marvel Way,
The Male Mystique by Jacques Boyreau, All I Need Is Love
by Klaus Kinski, Monsters and Madonnas by William Mortenson,
Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol,, Select works by O'Connor, Crisp,
Baudelaire, Spillane, Dazai, Bataille, West, Crumb, Zola, LaVey,
McCluhan, Ballard, Proust, Abe, & MacKay.

My Blog

trivia

in addition to photography, he is also a published writer, a certified chef, and graphic designer.regrets, as a teenager, declining introductions to beat poets, allen ginsberg and lawrence ferlinghett...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

quotes

"it's a doomed character trait being nostalgic for a time i did not live in.""i have an obsessive love for all things female.""there's always a certain ineffectuality in the hatred or malice directed ...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

biography

joe had his photography openly derided as "obscene and pornographic" during an art exhibition in the late-eighties. nearly two decades later, the award winning photographer now finds his work being la...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST

clinically dead for 1 min 9 sec

birth, death...und rebirth. hmmm...it does make you think doesn't it. bound to shatter or reaffirm some convictions. a personal totality, best expressed by harmonica: "you don't 'sell' the dream of a ...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

decidedly astute

Your Deadly SinsWrath: 60%Sloth: 20%Envy: 0%Gluttony: 0%Greed: 0%Lust: 0%Pride: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 11%You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.How Sinful Are You?...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

house cleaning of the mind

today i have decided to eliminate all punctuation from my literary and metaphorically my personal life so,(.;:/!?)... with scorn and few good memories to endings false drama hidden meanings and delibe...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

Machine Gun Joe

The GentPeople Iced:Thirty ThreeCar Bombs Planted:TenFavorite WeaponA ViceArms Broken:ThirteenEyes Gouged:TwelveTongues Cut Off:None. Pathetic.Biggest Enemy:FirecrotchGet Your HITMAN Name...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 05:46:00 PST

Blood is Red...

Blood is Red, Voodoo is Blue, Sugar is Sweet... Revenge is Sweeter.
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Am I Evil?

I am 101% Evil Genius.I am pure evil. I put the Mac in Machiavellian. You are royally fucked if you ever cross me. I will always come up on top. Even if I have to fix the results.Take theEvil Genius...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sugar @$.! mountain

If the f@cking person downstairs doesn't stop blasting Neil Young at this hour, I am just going to have to "sugar mountain" his gas tank and whup his sorry ass "back to Ohio". How am I supposed to ed...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST