Gareth

i'm kind of like that actor tom cruise. wait - i'm a lot like tom cruise. i know you're like - "no you're not." you could probably shoot down my statement by citing some tabloid pics or some dvd's you've got at home. that's cool - i've taken some criticism before. hey - from what i understand i'm taller than he is and i don't have the same style haircut or same shaped head. that's okay - it's not a big deal. you can tell me that i don't look like tom cruise, but what will freak you out is that i act just like him. i totally act like him. ya know - the tom cruise that you see on oprah and msnbc and the one that you see in mi2 and rain man. it trips me out, too. yesterday - in fact - things got very queer. i was driving my wife and i to work and i just totally gunned it down delaware ave (big street in philly) - so much so that i stunk up the whole place with our burned rubber. and my wife was like: "what are you doing?" and i said 'i don't know. i really don't know what just came over me.' and then i told her: 'out of nowhere i felt the need for speed.' and in that moment i realized that i was both tom cruises in top gun and days of thunder simultaneously. shit like that happens to me all the time.