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Cthulhu

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Cthulhu's name is pronounced KA-THOO-LOO. Cthulhu is sexy, single and green! Cthulhu thinks that everyone should be Cthulhu's friend and give Cthulhu love! Cthulhu is one of the stars of The Robman Show featured daily on therobmanshow.keenspace.com. Cthulhu demands that all of Cthulhu's friends read it!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cthulhu would like to meet Yoda, The Hulk and Jenna Jameson. Cthulhu has often times been mistaken for Tom Cruise. Cthulhu would like to meet Mr. Cruise and kick him in the nuts so Cthulhu could get all of the Tom Cruise love. Cthulhu would also like to have many new bestest friends on MySpace... so be Cthulhu's friend and write many nice things about Cthulhu.

My Blog

Cthulhu Vs MySpace spam

Cthulhu received this email from "Madeliene". Heya cutie-pie ! Great profile page! I'm interested, but I want to know some more though. About me: I'm skinny and good-looking. I'm a non-smoker and a ve...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 17:24:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs True.com

If anyone can introduce Cthulhu to one of the true.com ad girls, Cthulhu would greatly be in your debt. Cthulhu believes that one or more of the true.com girls have the hips to bear many masculine Ct...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs Blogging

Cthulhu has the worst time thinking up things to blog about. Cthulhu's friends have to let Cthulhu know what Cthulhu should write.  Otherwise, Cthulhu will discuss Cthulhu's love of tacos and Cth...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:49:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. Boredom

Cthulhu is bored.  Someone entertain Cthulhu.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 14:47:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. Pants

Cthulhu's giblets need air.  Especially when the giblets tingle.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:14:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. Thanksgiving

Cthulhu honestly did not know that the pumpkin pie was for everyone.  Cthulhu is sorry.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:12:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. Restraining Orders

Cthulhu likes boobies.  That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:23:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. People Who Do Not Read Robman

Cthulhu is a star in The Robman Show.  Cthulhu wants to know why ALL of Cthulhu's friends are not reading the cartoon. Cthulhu demands this!  therobmanshow.comicgenesis.com
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:57:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. Blogs

Cthulhu wants to blog more..... but Cthulhu never knows what to write about. Cthulhu's brain is full of women issues and tacos.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:33:00 GMT

Cthulhu Vs. Women

Cthulhu is finding that women are far FAR more devious than Cthulhu could ever be.... and Cthulhu is VERY devious.  One time.. Cthulhu blamed the poopy stink on the dog.  VERY devious. Cthul...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:28:00 GMT