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Darroch Myspace is overrated. Facebook is where its at

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

A N D Y â„¢

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Aurora, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

Jon Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for u

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CLINTON, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Dj Diamond The Future is Diamond ,...

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto, Montreal, Victoria, LA, Vegas,Mexico, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jesus Laraaaa Tugboat Shakur

Age:: 83 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: running around in a field somewhere in petaluma, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Corey & Jessica

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

SAM FarHAN sAM LOOKING FOR A GREAT GIRL

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Canada
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Angy Warhol

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

D-2 If 30's the new 20 Patrone's the new Henny

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Quebec
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Jenilee ninja please...

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Oxnard, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

áƒ¦ Stephanie áƒ¦ I remember you and me used to spend the whole goddamned day in bed.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MELBOURNE, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Joey

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Top of the Hill, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: More to love!

Trish Hey, it's what I do...

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LANCASTER, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Blessed From the east I summon a bird of prey; from a far-off land, a man to fulfill my purpose. What I have

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: the 'Ville, y'all!!, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lyndon

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

George Bats in the belfry and missing buttons

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Chris what aint no country i ever heard of

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Streetsboro, OHIO
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Barbara Gordon Nice guy, but a few bats short of a belfry.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Gotham, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

!Mama Chicken! [Allgoldman]

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Scaughto No hay banda!!! C'est juste un enregistrement

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Clark Kent I am Lothar, of the Hill People!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Manhattan Beach, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Â©ÂªÂ®Ã–7iÃ±Â£â„¢ 8)

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ahwapukeeeee, Arizona
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Angie Life was much easier when my clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties...

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Overland Park, KANSAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Just B

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Nashville, TENNESSEE
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jack-Attacks

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

caroline ex-cla-mation point

Age:: 75 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Bergalicious! Sssshhhhhh!!!!

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Playa Del Rey, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

The Awesome Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: I'm Over There Now, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Anna

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Brian

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FORT BRAGG, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Josh FRIED CATFISH AND FROOTLOOPS!!!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: West Monroe, Louisiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

.Melser. No doubt the universe is unfolding exactly as it should...

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: State College, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Just me.... Trina!!!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Tiffany

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Queens, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Michelle

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Gilbert, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jason Yes my profile colors are messed up, but at least u can read it now...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Winnetka / Simi Valley, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

That one weird guy

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BILLINGS, Montana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

die for nothing or live for something my football teams suck

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TRENTON, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

CHA-CHE Oh Sweet Irony...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Awesomeville, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Leah You can't see tomorrow with yesterday's eyes...

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: STATESBORO, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Holley I got reasons why I tease 'em. Boys just Come & Go like SEASONS!!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HIXSON, TENNESSEE
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Wendy LIVE BY THE SUN , LOVE BY THE MOON..

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BACK IN MY VAN , DOWN BY THE RIVER~~, Maine
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

LyssaRay

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: columbia, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

KATY Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth. - Pablo Picasso

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Corinth, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Tom Sanchez

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Megan

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Denver, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

The Crouss Unleashed (Leveled up!) Word to your Mogwai

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Cammie !Your terrible MySpace..Your terrible..!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HAMBURG, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

Sandra One time I rocked so hard it killed a man

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking