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George

Bats in the belfry and missing buttons

About Me

I don't like shock therapy. It is not fun. I like things that are fun because things that are fun are good. I moved to the West Coast in March and am ready to start a whole new family. The old one couldn't keep up with life in the fast lane. There is not a restraining order.

My Interests

Following directions, taking advice, obeying the speed limit, learning the easy way.

I'd like to meet:

I like women who do not have an adams apple. I would like to meet a girl who would open herself up to a guy regardless of what may have transpired in his past and who does not like labels like "illegal" and "insanely idiotic." Also Mireille from "French in Action."

Music:

I like almost all types of music: Frank, Deano and Sammy, Louis Armstrong, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Bob Marley, dance music but only when at clubs (esp. when it's a Latin thing), Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Sabbath, Metallica, Nirvana, Morphine, Guns'N'Roses, 80's hair bands that effin rock, Rolling Stones, INXS, Pixies, U2, Toots and the Maytals, Motown groups, Born Jamerican, 311, Jane's Addiction, Sublime, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Doors, Social Distortion, Dropkick Murphys, The White Stripes, Johann Strauss, The Three Tenors, CCR, Charlie Daniels, Brooks&Dunn, Alan Jackson, Merle Haggard, George Strait, Snoop and Dre...

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, The Blues Brothers, Animal House, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Monty Python's Holy Grail and Life of Brian, Unforgiven, Saving Private Ryan, Caddyshack, The Shining, The World's Fastest Indian . . .

Television:

The Chappelle Show, Da Ali G Show, Rome, Entourage, South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Good SNL Skits, Dukes of Hazzard, VH1, Discovery & Animal & History etc. channels . . .

Books:

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Right Stuff, Desert Solitaire, my Astronomy textbook (that's some wild effin shite!)

Heroes:

Sacha Baron Cohen and Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane