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The Awesome

Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife

About Me

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

My Interests

Ms. Elena Canaras, Music, Life, Movies, Good food, Good people, Good vibes, Hiking, Pushing myself to new limits, Meeting new people, Being a Funny guy, Tattoos, 55N. RIVERSIDE, Coffee, Cookies, My dog, My other dog, Laughing, Sleeping, School, crunchy peanut butter, mangos, sporks, moons over my hammy, and Guitar hero 1 & 2, Days off, the letter thrive, and will farrel SNL skits.

I'd like to meet:

BEETLEJUICE...... BEETLEJUICE.......BEETLEJUICE

Music:

My mood of music changes so very often. Curently I've been listening to a lot of Hip-hop jazzy stuff. Um and some MUSE, and I really like that one song buy that guy on the Stranger than fiction sound track. Damn I wish I knew who that was.....

Movies:

I like to watch movies, All kinds. Infact that is what I like to do the most is watch movies.

Television:

Family Guy, SCRUBS, MAMI INK, The discovery Channel, adult swim, full house, VH1, sundance channel, um TLC programs. oh yeah SAVED BY THE BELL, and the Fresh Prince. South park from time to time.

Books:

burn at 451°F

Heroes:

Miss Elena, those ofyou who are reading this,The demon pony, C.H.U.D., Chuck Norris, Dr.Squirrel, Neil Diamond, Papa Jon, Regular Coffee Steve, Bruce Mother Fucking Campbell, Dane Cooke, Bryan for not having myspace, and Of course myself.

My Blog

Just to let anyone who really cares know

So as many people might know I change my profile song from time to time. You might also take note that the current song is called the Underpants song but the band RUDY. This band I have been listening...
Posted by Topper Harley on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

Chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side

WTF is up with this CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP DANCE?? and why the fuck is it so damn catchy??? Damn it....       And it's fun to do also......With a soda on the side....
Posted by Topper Harley on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

ALL GOOD

I just got home from being in West Virgina for the weekend checking out the ALL GOOD MUSIC FEST, and I have to say that the vibe was totally all good. I'm not a "hippie" nor do I really care about the...
Posted by Topper Harley on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:44:00 PST

A week of reflection

so i've just got back from a week long trip with the walkabout kids to the ADK mountains. The trip was everything i could have thought it was going to be. I had such an amazing time with those kids an...
Posted by Topper Harley on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

what a kick ass song

this song is off of the Roadrunner united album, and features King Dimond singing......... fucking rockin   Confess WitchI see the moon outside With its evil grinWatching the priest tonightAccusi...
Posted by Topper Harley on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:27:00 PST

Booooyya Chuck of the Day

Chuck Norris' cheif export is pain
Posted by Topper Harley on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST

C O D (Chuck of the Day)

In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
Posted by Topper Harley on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST

Chuck of the day

The reason Sylvester Stallone can't speak English anymore is because he once told Chuck Norris that he wished he could be like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not approve of copycats....
Posted by Topper Harley on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:00:00 PST

Chuck of the Day

One day Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at McDonalds. When the employee asked him if he wanted fries with that, Chuck Norris had sex with his girlfriend, taped it, and mailed the tape to him for Christ...
Posted by Topper Harley on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

Chuck Norris Quote of the Day

A single pubic hair from the groin of Chuck Norris can cut diamonds with laser precision, yet can still be handled safely by children.
Posted by Topper Harley on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:08:00 PST