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I remember you and me used to spend the whole goddamned day in bed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Amy Lee.

Television:

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Good Morning Meth SNL Skit - Funny home videos are a click away

My Blog

For those of you who think Micheal Vick has it rough.

..> .. List Question --> For those whot think Michael Vick has it rough, do yo know what it takes to make a fighting dog? I do.1. You take an 8 week old puppy and put it a small cage.2. You deny it...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

Spiders

Gross! Last night we went out on the front porch and I walked right through a spider nest. There were baby spiders all over me. I don't know what kind they were, because they were so tiny. So I just s...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

Semi good news/ bad news... Well... just news.

Hmmm... Lets see... I had my doctors appointment to go over the biopsy results for my "cervical cancer" and the news was almost good. Kinda. The doc said the tests came back as Mild Displasia, which i...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

More George Carlin

Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:48:00 PST

This is cute. I stole it from Red's man!

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of ...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

George Carlin

George Carlin's Views on AgingDo you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think ...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

This makes me want to vomit.

.. google_ad_section_start --> http://www.cegenglish.com/ " Followers Claim Doral Man is God On Earth " Jose Luis deJesus Claims There Is No Heaven, No Hell " Followers Believe All Other Religions Mus...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Max. Unfinished.

She lives in a bottle of Merlot. From where the fringe of the carpet met the bottom of the wall to the four-blade ceiling fan, every inch of the room was coated in a thick red-purple glaze. Paint #764...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:05:00 PST

Funny Shit

BrngOutUrPistols: wendys BrngOutUrPistols: im hungry Stranger496: me too Stranger496: but I'm high BrngOutUrPistols: lasagna Stranger496: yeah..... BrngOutUrPistols: i have a huge lasagna BrngO...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

DO IT!!

Stole it from tia... So You Think You Know Me...(2 Points) My name:(4 Points) My last name:(4 Points) Who am I in love with:(1 Points) Where did we meet:(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:(1 Po...
Posted by æ Stephanie æ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST