sideways stories from wayside school profiles

Mimi hawt like a fawt from a bitch's twat.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Natalia ..can ju plees miks da 5 and da 4 tugeder!!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Santa Barbara!!, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
dlc_619

d L GOD BLESSED YOU WHEN HE MADE ME...I MEAN HE BLESSED ME WHEN HE MADE YOU... I GOT A LIL GAME TOO

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MUNTINLUPA, SOUTHSIDE ALABANG
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

lauren wont you be my neighbor

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
newport beach, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking

trieu bringing the sass since 1985...

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
dyer, Indiana
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Hans Carpe Vita!!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
orlando, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lookslikeahickey

looks like a hickey

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
new york, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced

erin awesome This is my dawn. Real life has just begun.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nashville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Chokeobed

Obed YO!?!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HIALEAH, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Dave's Not Here You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Boston/A Van Down By the River, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jessica nonplussed + 1

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

brad and jerry's kid turn on your heartlight

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking
natashaaaa

the brownie. lets tussle?

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
lewisville :(, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
erictheuhissilent

Eric the "uh" is silent 1 of u guy's don't LOVE me enough... LOVE me more BITCHES!!!!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BRANDON, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Friends
jamendane

Jason, Rockstartist

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ORLANDO, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Networking
only1jesss

Whats Her F*cken Name

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Whittier, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

~*~Irresistible Deliscious~*~ Love is blind only to the eyes. The heart sees everything clearly.....

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Mars Hill College/Asheville, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

secretvocabulary nicolasa

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PHILA, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Friends
retodd

Todd I'm Seriously.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Punk Rock Mama Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Buena Park, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Jitesh Mode

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New Haven, CONNECTICUT
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
streetpoet23

Matthew. California King. You're NEVER too old to be young.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Pleasanthollydiegoconcopittswalnut Falls, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

ToddyJ I'm the baseball bat that's waiting to swing. ---Social D

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bowling Green, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Babs

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Wichita, KANSAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lolobot

LD

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Jacksonville, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Alt-Tab-Xplosion A little closer, said the Spider to the Fly.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Buffalo, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Mandolynne

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Springdale, Arkansas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
derbingle

Der Bingle

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Chilax, man, Chilax Je pense

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
RVA, Virginia
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

j i m m y My name's Jimmy, but you can call me 'Tonight'

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Hill of Notting, London and South East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic

Paul E pluribus unum.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Harlingen, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Chelechno Trust me.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
dancekatie

KT He's kinda hot....in a WalMart kinda way.....

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Centralia, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
obsessedwithstarz

Christina

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
AUSTIN, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
sidsylum

Sid Sylum Escalator Temporarily Stairs - Sorry For The Convenience

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Surrey, British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

WONDERBREAD, what is the secret of your softness? It's Hofftastic!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lombard, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
totally_lovable_q

No1 CaRes f Ur MiSeRAbLe So U MaY aS weLL B hApPy! Boys Will Be Boys...

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brandon, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Danielle SSShhh...Don't tell anyone I'm on MySpace!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Syracuse, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
dreaster

Denise If I hadn't assembled myself, I would have fallen apart by now

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Rockville, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
__kelly_

Kelly Snakes on a Plane...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SMYRNA, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
tmh06

Michelle

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ATHENS, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
wwwmyspacecomaxrittinger

maxine Dream like you will live forever,and love like tomorrow is not promised to you.

Age:
52 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
chillicothe, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Silent Joe I'm just here.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Collegedale, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
disasterrr

disaster MISSINGTOOF

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ice cream social, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Keith & Jessica We come frum a Land Down Undah....

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
South New Brighton,
Country:
New Zealand
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Blanche It's raining thumbs up!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends
justin_ryan

Justin Ryan

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Carson, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking
extrasnarky

megD.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Not Buenos Aires : (, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
fatcoxntubesox

Picante Gigante

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Friends

Elizabeth Susanne Farkaly Whistling Dixie

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Rohnert Park, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends