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ToddyJ

I'm the baseball bat that's waiting to swing. ---Social D

About Me

I love country music and punk rock. I walked out of a My Chemical Romance show once because I only wanted to see the opening acts.... and yes, I think MCR is awful. I am 2 classes short of my college degree and don't regret my decision. I love my job and I kick-ass at it. My customers love me, I even had one of them tell me I should ask out his daughter.... and hey, I just might. I am close with my family; my father is my boss, my brother is a best friend, and my mother is too big of a dork not to love. I know a lot of people and I have a lot of friends that I wouldn't give up for the world. I drive more miles in a week than most do in a month and I'll still drive somewhere for a weekend to visit friends. I recently got rid of one hell of a monkey that has been on my back for quite sometime, which is an ocean of awesome. I am quite cheesy. I am a shit-giver if I like you but sometimes I cross the line and/or people don't know my humor. I can't really help that though, it runs in the family. One of my goals in life is to see all 50 before I am 30. 14 states left, I can handle it. I always enjoy expierencing new things while at the same time enjoying routine. I miss home like hell, I miss Athens like hell, but as John Wooden once said, " Things turn out the best for the people who make the best out of how things turn out."I enjoy the small things in life. roadtrips, staying in touch with friends, making eye contact with cute girls, having beers with the boys and smoking a stogie, watching movies.... good and bad, my job, Ohio University, partaking in a cannonball, time-traveling with Robey and Simons, concerts, learning something new everyday, making fun of my friends, Howard Stern show, the Covino & Rich Show, tossing bags, The Big Ten, The MAC, and soft batch cookies.I do not enjoy: traffic, The American League, talking politics, drama, people who drive -65 in the left lane, hollywood producers that say, " hey, we made some money, let's wing it and make a sequel we dont have a script for.", reality tv, the SEC, rock bands that sound the same, fred durst, Notre Dame, and douche bag frat boys that wear pink polo's with the color fliped up, come on dudes.... my gay friend doesn't even do that.I love the Cincinnati Reds even though they are awful, I love the Cincinnati Bengals even though most of them are in jail, I love my Ohio Bobcats in all sports, The Ohio State Buckeyes, the Purdue Boilermakers, Chelsea FC, and Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Bauer, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Mike Ness, Ken Griffey Jr., Carson Palmer, Chad Johnson, Marvin Lewis, any member from the Big Red Machine, people as fun and crazy as all of my Bobcats, and Brian Patterson's real dad.

Music:

Social Distortion, Rancid, Something Corporate, Saves the Day, Brand New, Cauterize, Screeching Weasel, Op Ivy, Unwritten Law, Alkaline Trio, No Use For A Name,+44, Against Me!, Rise Against, Starting Line, Taking Back Sunday, Get Up Kids, Nofx, MxPx, Juliana Theory, Bad Religion,Finch, Face to Face, Rx Bandits, Fenix Tx, The Misfits, Midtown, A Fire Inside, O.A.R., The Ataris, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, Weezer, Geto Boys, Blink 182, Bullets & Octane, H.I.M.,Craig Saarie, Clash, Ramones, Brad Paisley, Alan Jackson, George Strait, Garth Brooks, Big & Rich, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Shooter Jennings, George Jones,Merle Hagard, Pat Green,Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, David A. Coe,The Police, The Cars, Alice in Chains, Sublime,etc.Ball & Chain

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Movies:

Angus,Grosse Pointe Blank,Bottle Rocket, Boondoock Saints, Fight Club,Crash, Saving Private Ryan, American Psycho, Batman Begins, Walk the Line, Pure Country,The Warriors, The Departed, Casino Royale, L.A. Confidential, Kingpin, Clerks, LOTR, Mallrats, Full Metal Jacket, Wall Street, Sin City, Kill Bill, Remember the Titans, Hoosiers, Rudy, Gremlins, Super Troopers, Porky's, Sideways, Van Wilder, Animal House, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lucky # Slevin, Talladega Nights, Clerks 2, Anchorman, Battle Royale, Best in Show, Blow, Goodfellas, Count of Monte Cristo, Devils Rejects, Dirty Work, Die Hard Trio, 40 year old virgin, From Dusk til Dawn, Green Street Hooligans, Indiana Jones, Kuffs, Judgement Night, Mean Girls, Idiocracy, One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Rock 'n' Roll Highschool, The Shining, Varsity Blues, V for Vendetta,etc etc etc...

Television:

24,Family Guy,Southpark,Simpsons,Seinfeld,Scrubs, Sportscenter, Prisonbreak, Entourage, Curb your Enthusiasm, my name is earl, mythbusters... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

nothing could ever compare to sideways stories from wayside school, the best book... EVER!!

Heroes:

My pops, my bro,trent reeves,Nolan Strall and patrick bateman... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

if it weren't for my horse.....

So, I think it is safe to say that throughout our lives, we hear quite a few stupid things that people say. As Lewis Black puts it, some of these things can make your head explode like the line he ove...
Posted by ToddyJ on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

and now, the rest of 06

So yeah, I've been meaning to finish the rest of this for awhile but hey, get off my case, I've been busy.   May : What can I say about May? It was a very busy month because of work, a wedding, a...
Posted by ToddyJ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:26:00 PST

Black Widows and triple threat dance offs.

So after another great weekend in Cincinnati, I must say  I am pretty damn jealous of my brother. Even though I have finally been able to meet more people around here the past few months.... Jake...
Posted by ToddyJ on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST

THE LAND!!!... recap

This a recap of a great weekend at one of the greatest places on earth. Most of you wont understand, for those who do, please post things you can remember. I'm only one man and was a tanked one most o...
Posted by ToddyJ on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:52:00 PST

Movie Survey

Your favorite horror movie? The Shining Favorite actress who hasnt won an Oscar? Elisha Cuthbert..... even though she is a terrible actress. Favorite trilogy? Star Wars Episodes 4-6, LOTR, and Di...
Posted by ToddyJ on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST

music survey

Favorite blues singer? Muddy Waters favorite song from an 80's movie? This must be the place by talking heads from Wallstreet. or somebody's baby by jackson browne from fast times at ridgemont hig...
Posted by ToddyJ on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:34:00 PST

Simons.... at it again.... good job brian.

  Christmas, Rose Garden Style T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the land, nothing was stirring except Todd's little hands. Robey was hunkered down with some lesbian porn, w...
Posted by ToddyJ on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:47:00 PST

For Stacy

" If Bill Clinton or George W. Bush made a difference in your life, that's like saying your highschool principal made one in your life"   -- Lewis Black.... very funny man
Posted by ToddyJ on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:30:00 PST

Big Oil can blow me.

So I don't even know where to begin this but oh well, here it goes. As most of you know, I work for an agricultural company.... selling corn, soybeans, and wheat to farmers. I remember hearing in one ...
Posted by ToddyJ on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:33:00 PST

because angel told me to.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by ToddyJ on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 04:23:00 PST