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Dave's Not Here

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

About Me

Dave was born to a one-legged, blind Parisian hooker who would go on to trade her bastard son to a record store owner in exchange for a cup of coffee (it was Sanka), a can of Tab, and a copy of ABBA’s Greatest Hits on vinyl.Mistaking him for a stack of Frampton Comes Alive! imports, said record store owner accidentally shipped young David to Boston where he would be raised by members of the Northeastern Gentry who would attempt to give him a proper upbringing. They failed miserably.So he left home and bought a wicked sweeet bass guitar because he could only count to four. He spent years playing with a bunch of punks, shoe gazing weirdos, and hippies. Dirty evil hippies...

My Interests

music, cd shopping, being neurotic, the red sox.

I'd like to meet:

Phil King's mom.

Music:

BTW OMG LMFAO i could type this list forever ... the allman brothers band, dj shadow, bjork, peter tosh, curtis mayfield, otis redding, radiohead, mf doom, albert king, bonobo, the flaming lips, the roots, the isley brothers, Stax record label, the meters, pearl jam, pink floyd, bob marley, the police, dr. dre, black uhuru, john scofield, earth wind and fire, sigur ros, rage against the machine, led zepplin, tribe called quest, battles, faith no more, dan the automator, medeski martin and wood, stevie wonder, soundgarden, primus, charles mingus, herbie hancock, tool, war, jimmy smith, red hot chili peppers, nirvana, alice in chains, johnny cash, jimi hendrix, quuens of the stone age, django reinhardt, portishead, deftones, chevelle, tool, dj krush, do you like system of a down, tupac, mars volta, the new deal, cymande, marvin gaye, the clash, santana, soulive, theivery corporation, james brown, the jbs, talib kweli, notoris big, parliament, ernest ranglin, miles davis, john coltrane, aretha franklin, high contrast, bob dylan, van morrison....
Your Daddy Is George Clinton
What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest

Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy Who's Your Daddy?

Movies:

city of god, goodfellas, the shinning, ninja scroll, lolita, napoleon dynamite, dazed and confused, scratch, the big lebowski, lord of the rings, Ran and all that Kurosawa shit, jaws, alien,Take the quiz: "Which Mean Girls Character Are you? (girlz)"

Gretchen Wieners
Your a conceited bitch.

Television:

the office, degrassi junior high, family guy, the brak show, home movies, made, small wonder and all the girlie crap my sister made me watch growing up

Books:

Bluebeard, Sideways Stories From Wayside School and the Onion Compilations

Heroes:

Coffee and my Ipod.

My Blog

Check out the new greatest gift ever...

Recently, we crashed out in in Southern Alabama en route to Florida. When we were watching TV at about 1am, we saw a commercial for the following product. This is amazing. Check out this link: http://...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Nate "WOOOOOH!" Brown Vs. The Wu-Tang Clan

For those who haven't met Nathan Lewis Brown and heard what will soon be copyrighted and trademarked as the "South Georgia Woooooh", his wooohing has taken on a legendary status in certain p...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

The Best Western Is Run By Satanists

(Thanks to Ben at getdowndayton.com - a wicked badass site to check check out. We do some notes from the road for them. I can't believe he posts the following crap I sent him). The Best West...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

My Myspace E-Mail Is Not Working!!! Why Tom Why??

Over the past few weeks my myspace has been having tons of trouble sending out emails. There are a lot of people I've sent emails too that have disappeared into the vast pit of hell known as cyb...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Woke Up In A Car

I would like to take a moment to thank the fine staff at the Market St. Pub in Gainesville and the fine folks who attended the show last night for helping me get slightly intoxicated and thu...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

My IPOD works and Patrick is getting death threats! Its the best day of my life and its mine!

So thanks the fine folks at the Apple Store, my ipod is working again. That rocks. And in even happier news, Patrick is getting death threats! Super. Funny enough, he's told me his mom just joined mys...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:08:00 PST

My IPOD is busted. I'm pissed. Lets get drunk.

My ipod which was given to me as a gift many moons ago has stopped working. Fuck. I'm addicted to this thing as it housed a portion of my mammoth music collection I left in Boston. Forgive me for whin...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:09:00 PST

Dave had a fight with a hair trimmer. Dave now has no hair.

Dave bought a hair/beard trimmer recently. Dave decided to try giving himself a trim. Dave fucked up and than the razor died. Dave was too stubborn to wait and go to Super Cuts in the morning. D...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

I Woke Up In A Bowling Alley

We played in a bowling alley last night. Than we slept in a bowling alley last night. It was in the middle of Dayton, OH. It ruled. And they have wicked good coffee in the bar. Now only if didn...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST

R Kelly is a wicked sick bastard& And I love it!

Last night, I was driving around the lonely suburbs of Boston with a friend of mine who never had the misfortune of being out there. It really wasn't that cold out last night but something about being...
Posted by Dave's Not Here on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:43:00 PST