in no particular order... |
these things are so great right now!1. accordion music2. graphic wallpaper3. overdone makeup4. very hot showers5. the freckle i just discovered on my footthese things, not so much-1. caraway seeds-2. ...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST |
a thought i'm compelled to think yet again |
sometimes, the most humane thing you can do is allow a person to hate you.
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST |
don't forget your kitten blood! |
i like music.as such, i decided to check out what concerts are coming to my area in the near future.folks, did i ever find the CONCERT OF THE YEAR.on oct. 24, at the White Buffalo in loveland, colorad...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST |
smells like hot trash! |
my trash is taken by the kindly waste management men on tuesday morning. rarely do i prepare for this correctly, the night before, like a normal person, because there is some glitch in my genetic code...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST |
the funny runs all up in my family tree, yo |
jceekah (6:24:02 PM): i had a dream once that i was jumping on a trampoline at night with stephen malkmus during the apocolypse. what does that mean?tybalt187 (6:24:34 PM): i dunno...but that's a dre...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:38:00 PST |
i take requests. |
in the interest of fulfilling a promise, this blog is about walking a cat on a leash.a very wise man (mike) once (on monday) said, "everytime you see a cat on a leash, it's like the first time." and ...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST |
at present. |
i have a pen in my purse that is used solely for crosswords and finger mustaches.i have had an occasional irregular heartbeat for as long as i can remember.i believe that whistling is noise pollution....
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST |
brain strain. |
work...is...insipid.
i'm about to make nipple tassels for a mannequin.
someone visit me. i'll let you use the folding board, even.
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:05:00 PST |
Jessy Crack Corn, I don't care |
a word on Mission Guacamole Flavored Tortilla Chips (tm):
don't let me near them. they are clearly laced with crack. should you encounter a bag, run - for the good of your arteries, dear g...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST |
Universal Truths |
1. Yellow underwear is lucky.
2. French Fries (or Freedom Fries) contain all the nutritional content you may need in any given day.
3. Phlorida is a very Phallic state.
4. ...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:36:00 PST |
