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アンジェリーク Confusion resulting from failure to understand

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Northampton, Midlands
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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no1griff

Sam I think by saying 'Your breath smelt of shit,' I was paying you a compliment.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Reading,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
sweettexascutey

AUNT SWEETTEXASCUTEY

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SHERMAN, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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George

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Norwell, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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salina_10

:)SalinaPicasso!?

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
[623], Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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David the Tree

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

BabyJordan Undiscovered Pure Basketball Talent!!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EIGHT MILE, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AIEA, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Dee It's just a trick of the light

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nutley, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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aquaticknight

Rude Happy people can be so cruel. Is it so hard to believe that sympathy could be born from pain and suf

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
North Hollywood, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Some extra baggage
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___justinarose

ninababy

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Madagascar
Status:
Single

Marhgil

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Batangas, Batangas
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
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Friends

HUGO METRO MYSPACE FOR DUMMIES

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Paris, ILE-DE-FRANCE
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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emsley07

Matty...

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bradford, Northwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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earfetish

Kevin I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lancaster + Manchester,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
pepeprawnokay

Pepe the Prawn I'm Pepe the King Prawn okay.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Lovely Framie™ ® i'm a ROYALBLOOD ™

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Pasig, NCR
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DAYTON, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Friends

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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clickourlit

GyNoMiTe: Fearless, Feminist P*rn!

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
More to love!
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Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

ONLY DA MIRROR IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION!!! WEN U HEAR MY NAME ROYALTY U THINKIN IM RICH,IF U CATCH ME WIT DA POLICE U GOIN CALL ME A SNITCH,IF

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PETERSBURG, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
rule_in_hell

† ali †

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Bourne,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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shandinista

Shandinista Who's gonna reset the bone?

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

.:♥Hazelina♥:.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Samm .(:

Age:
69 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New Hampshire
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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franklyshellfish

malloreigh hotter'n a pepper sprout

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
The People's Republic of East Vancouver, British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
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winneristhinner

Lacey Jane I before E EXCEPT after C and when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh. and on WEEKENDS and hol

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DFW, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight

Mindy Alaina

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
South Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
trisha_aka_cheeks

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Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
my fat butt is always,
Country:
Hungary
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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meandmarty07

Luva Gurl

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FAYETTEVILLE, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Athletic
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SpiderDeUZ Justin TImberlake is the devil.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Indianapolis, INDIANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Amber love: a reaction to some soft skin.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ottawa, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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littleitaly03

DANIELLE

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Venice, Venezia
Country:
Italy
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
_emma_liz

Emmaliz

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHICO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
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Karina FUCK WHAT U THINK, FUCK WHAT U DO,FUCK DEM PUSSY NIGGAS, AND FUCK U!!!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Ur always on my mind,when u come around I get shy! Tha ones you trust are the first ones to let you down!!!!!!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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lay0ut01

leli

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MIAMI, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

```Lauren``` my mom doesnt know im out right now:P

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Palo Alto, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
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~*Alicia mArie*~ countin' down the days til i'm doing this again!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Little Rock, Arkansas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ROCHESTER, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
starlamarie4u

Blaze Entertainment / Vicious Stylz Entertainment STARLA MARIE

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Frisco, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

baby k. make it real

Age:
15 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London and South East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
azales

Alex

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Connecticut
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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hxcnigger

CURTIS

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SEMINOLE, OKLAHOMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
raspberryteacup

AJ At what point did Phil Collins start to aggressively suck?

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Seattle, Washington
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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praetorian319

< insert desired text here > Guess My Real Age. im younger than u think

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lighthouse Point, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Body builder
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_countess

Countess Brazzlefrat

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Gilbert, Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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beakbeak

Foster

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
manchester,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Body builder
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Serious Relationships