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SpiderDeUZ

Justin TImberlake is the devil.

About Me

I used to say I was from outer space but no one believed me so I just claim to be from Indiana. My space parents spawned me mostly on a space bet that was lost when my father was playing space poker at the space saloon. He was down 4,000 space dollars and went space all in on 3 space aces and lost to a space full house. Not really, I was made by my parents having sex.

My Interests

I don't venture outside much. Actually, I am scared to death of the outside world. You never really know what is going to happen when you go outside. You could get mauled by a bear that escaped from the zoo, or you could fall down and a used condom would fall into you mouth and you could get an STD. The outside world is a scary place.

I'd like to meet:

This one is dedicated to one of the funniest men EVER:Zach GalifianakisEnjoy the Kanye West video. I did.

Music:

Electro-pop, hip-hop, the Eels, Chemical Brothers, Fischerspooner, Del Tha Funky Homosapian, Gorrilaz, Curve, NIN, Bowie, New Order, Richard Cheese, MCChris, Paul Barman, Public Enemy, 80s New Wave, Goldfrap, Peaches, Underworld, Freezepop, Tweaker, Primal Scream, imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Utada, VHS or Beta, Kasabian, Iggy Pop, Stereophonics, Molotov, Royskpop, Gus Gus, The Smiths, Goldie Looking Chain, M.I.A., The Go! Team, The Streets, White Stripes, Lady Sovereign, Shiney Toy Guns, Tokyo Police Club, Tegan & Sara, and the Funky Four plus One.

Movies:

Trainspotting, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Ghostbusters, Airplane, The Incredibles, Legend of Drunken Master II, Momento, The Incredibles, Devils Backbone, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Spiderman 1& 2 (bit of a fanboy), Pi, Pulp Ficiton, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Bottle Rocket, Zoolander, J&SB Strike Back, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, any MST3K thing, Leon: The Professional, True Lies, Alien, Matrix (just the first one), and LA Confidential. Pretty much anything directed by Martin Scorcese, Quentin Taratino, Guillermo Del Toro, Sam Raimi, Doug Liman, most Steven Sodenburgh, and a slew of others.

Television:

Alias, Lost, 24, Simpsons, anything on Adult Swim,X-Play, Attack of the Show, Daily Show, the Office, My Name Is Earl. However, I don't really have cable so I watch people walk back and forth in front of my house. I have noticed alot of people own dogs.

Books:

Yes I am currently reading stuff that I cannot talk about. It is neither religious text or anarchist beliefs, but could be considered controversial. Give up? It is about this monkey named George who gets into hilarious trouble and there is something about a man in his yellow hat, which I didn't understand what he represented.

Heroes:

George Bush is kinda a hero to me. I wish I could live in ignorance of the amount of people who truly hate me. It would be nice if I had less conscience and led a more amoral life like some guys I know. Alas, my Christian upbringing still makes me walk the straight and narrow.

My Blog

I just keep saying, "Im only as old as I feel"

Yea birthday comes up Friday.  I will be a certain age that I rather don't enjoy saying.  Makes me reflect back on stuff and me being the pessimist most of what I remember are times I fucked...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

Haircut 100 aka who?

After weeks of taunting and self promotion, I decided to FINALLY get my haircut.  I don't think I like long hair so much.  Every weekend I would say "I'm getting my haircut", but alas, I wou...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:22:00 PST

Dude, man, dude, man Nicholas Onesti

Okay, so I haven't written a blog in a while, but I have been busy writing other things.  I got the first draft for my pilot "Jake Steelarms:  Ass Kicking Time Travler", just need to punch i...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

I'm so freakin' cool. Believe IT!

I finally created a race of genetic supermen to conquer the world.  The only trouble is they seem to be easily distracted by women with big breasts, so now I'm one Jessica Alba shy of a mutiny. &...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

More Hassle than Hoff

...and by Hoff I mean dirty anal doggy sex.  Boy howdy!  What a way to start the day.I saw Steak N Shake has some new flavor shakes out and then I remembered I didn't give a fuck.  Yeah...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Boom Boom Boom

One thing I have noticed over the past few days, is that people with "systems" in their automobiles all seem to play rap music.  I cannot recall once ever hearing anything out of their rattling s...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

Laziness be gone!

'Bout time I got off my lazy rump and wrote something in this space.  So, first off as some of you know I have finally moved.  It appears to be doable for the time being, but there are some ...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

Death and taxes

Recently my grandmother passed away.  I haven't really had a close person die since probably my mother and grandfather, which happened when I was much younger.  I honestly don't remember any...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

I hate roommates

Many of you have heard me complain about my roommate being lazy and unable to pick up after himself.  Alicia (my female/clean roommate) has helped keep the house clean quite often, but one roomma...
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:19:00 PST

Weddings, strippers, and a new job? Questions answered

Finally went to the Florida wedding.  The wedding rocked, I mean, it IS a wedding.  Short, to the point, no filler, good food, free booze.  I didn't even mind wearing the tux all night....
Posted by SpiderDeUZ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST