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orwigra

Matthew

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
IRVING, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Medium Rare Publishing

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
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scarecrow03

John What the hell have i...?

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Raleigh, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Alison There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. -M.A.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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kaceyf28

Shhh...

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Overland Park, Kansas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
emilyecton

Emily Ecton Check it out -- it's my book!

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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Friends

Kateski Hogwartski

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Xiao Mei I haven't entered a headline yet

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Singapore, Singapore
Country:
Singapore
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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RobotSquidd

Antonio Calculon Jr.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Levittown, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Kim Burly #1337 The Breach Blonde Bomber

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FRESNO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Body:
Average
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Friends
web_rebecca

Rebecca I have a baby boy!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Northridge, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Friends, Networking

Patience

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lexington, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
imthuperthanx4asking

~C☮ndice~ A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Indiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Laura We came here to time travel...we didn't come here to sled.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cincinnati, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Monica Reality is a nice place but I don't want to live there

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Clinton, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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thelaughingvulcan

Laughing Vulcan From Each According To Their Ability, To Each According to Their Need ...

Age:
50 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
GROVETOWN, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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burthecker

Burt Hecker

Age:
72 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
QUEENS FALLS, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CELINA, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

emmalee looooooooooololololololol

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
talla-how-did-i-end-up-here?, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Body builder

Johnna Violence is only the answer in foreign affairs...

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Paul

Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
michaeldicerto

Michael DiCerto

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight

Henry Catenacci

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Friends, Networking

marci

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Comix Lover

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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krisdh54

Kristin Harmel

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Orlando, FL and Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

C. John

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fort Collins, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Friends, Networking

Gombrowicz

Age:
40 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Poland
Status:
Single

Saralee

Age:
90 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Networking
frankperettifans

Frank Peretti Fans

Age:
58 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Pacific Northwest, OREGON
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight

Thursday Next

Age:
59 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Swindon,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Age:
67 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
mattmarinovich

Matt Marinovich

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

The Blonde Theory

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
rosalynyoung

r-money

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Big Money Texas, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Kim Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
dharlanwilson

D. Harlan Wilson - Bizarro Author Every facet of life is a form of psychological warfare.

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Celina, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Body:
Athletic
vrrystlishgrrl

Darcy A little Joan Crawford. A little Satan.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking
useacoathanger

Carnelian Gates THIS IS SOMETHING PROFOUND

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SF - Vegas - LA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
silver00

Paul

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
new york, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Josh

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Phoenix, Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
RareEssence4

That's Ms. Perry to you!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MARYLAND
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
beautiful_i_guess

Things Here Are Different

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DETROIT, Washington DC
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking
ahuxley

Aldous Huxley "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
L.A., CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
paullisicky

Paul Lisicky

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York City & Fire Island Pines, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

Home for Memorial Day weekend!!! sleep with all the sheets off/ bearing your mattress/ bearing your soul

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FOLSOM, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

BenniFabuleux Distinctive Crumbles

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fair Oaks Ranch, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single

Sam A scrotum with no testicles is a scrotum nonetheless.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Buffalo, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
ladyleo805

Christa, who I am & who i will always be who r

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends