funny text messages profiles

amyg This...has nothing to do with ME...

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

.:Lissana:. Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single

Regan This is basic Reganomics.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: State College, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

jenn so maybe with my camera I could steal a shot of you and go home to put it in my room...

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: STL/COLUMBIA, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Anne Haynes

Age:: 39 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

The Swarm Kingâ„¢ NO MORE FLYERS ON MY PROFILE PLEASE!!!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Poole Dorset,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

miss wendy

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: athens, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

'The Rooster' Bend me Break me Anyway U need me All I want is U

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: indianapolis, INDIANA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

~..So Happy Now That I Got You..~ ~..If you look under the hard part of life you will find something good always come out of it..So

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Union, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Drunk Dialing Divas See what lookin' pretty cool will getcha

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DALLAS, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

mike feeling good...

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fairfax, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

jamie. (insert day of the week that it is here) night!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Serious Relationships

Dr. Egon Spengler

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Providence, Rhode Island
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

JOKERS WILD

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: 666, Kansas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

!Toan reality continues to ruin my life

Age:: 96 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Clute, Alabama
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Martin-Pierre What doesn't kill you may well end up hurting in the morning

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: London, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

COMING SOON IN 1&1/2 MO ....TAHT IS MY boy ... ......YA ALL PUT YOUR HAND TOGETHER

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: South Dakota
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Karli♥

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NORTH TONAWANDA, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

HoooRAY-chael!!! [Insert witty comment HERE].

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Bitches get Stitches.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Delray Beach/ Boca Raton, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

Weapon Of Mass Distraction An eye for an eye will make us all blind

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MASTIC BEACH, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Lauren I am not the father of Anna Nicole's baby

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Winter Springs, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Clara

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Redmond, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

YOUR FOREVER GIRL PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON AND DEAL WITH IT!!!

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO-Southside, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

~OnE sWeEt DaY...i'Ll SeE uR bEaUtIFuL sMiLe

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MIAMI, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Nadia [Team Britney] To Write Love On Her Arms

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Big-End/Brizzle.uwe.fizzle,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight

Antoinette ..oppressed by the figures of beauty...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DUBLIN
Country:: Ireland
Status:: In a Relationship

LOLTEXT LOLTEXT

Age:: 76 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

JR

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Reno, NEVADA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Searchin' for my Lost Shaker of Salt! Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no-one's watching

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brentwood, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

hey look theres a spot on your screen â€¢

Age:: 86 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: mesa, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

dirty diva aka ashley After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music...

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Babylon, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

the drunken fish I am the drunken fish

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: St. Louis, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

essexknight THE SCORCHER where there is fire, there I am ..

Age:: 51 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: virginia, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Marhgil

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Batangas, Batangas
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

don't sweat it honey,she's a pair of comfort clogs and your a pair of red 6' stilettos!

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

athena i stay on the edge... cuz from the edge u can see so much more than from the center

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

Jamie Hurley - Dude! He was totally surrendering! Sawyer - I didn't believe him.

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ATLANTA, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

â™¡Tayma Lorenâ™¡ LA CHANTEUSE

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DETROIT/NYC/ATL, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Alfalicious DJ Angie Welll stop thinking with your cocks and use your real brain and mind.. and heart.. rather t

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CONCORD, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kristina

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TROY, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Ray "J"

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Salem, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

you won't find children's chairs saving you money so your kid seat free!

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: KCKS, OPKS & KCMO, Missouri
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

SEAN-GEMINI

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

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Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEWBERRY, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

ducez...cAN't d0 It LyKE Me??? 07 is wat it do... pimpin all day, errday...

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BEAUFORT, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Ultimate Concerts

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sean! Live Life Wile You Can

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

The Aspen Agency

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

veronica fansite im just a fansite for veronica!!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ONEIDA, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single