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Lauren

I am not the father of Anna Nicole's baby

About Me

I don't know how people can even attempt to describe themselves in this little box. Since we all see the world through our own personal lenses and filters, your perception of me might be very different from my own.

I have a soft spot for musicians, godiva chocolate, and Geri's rum.

I love my Steelers football and never ever miss a game!

I'm a pretty avid reader.

I'm not much of a crier, mostly in part because I just recently developed feelings.

I love to laugh though some say its more of a cackle when I really get going.

Like alot of you I'm just looking for some meaning in this life and I rely heavily on music, my friends, and my family to make my world seem all bright and shiny.

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My Interests


I like art, beatles, bargain shopping, channel 13's weather on the 1s, cheap drinks, christmas lights, christopher walken, comedies, concerts, cruises, dane cook, decadence, dogs, driving, finding new forms of juvenile behavior, free drinks (these are even better than cheap drinks!), funny t-shirts, gambling, groupies, halloween, history, hot baths, john lennon, kissing, laughing until you cry, lewis black, mechanics you can trust, motown, music, nerds, nighttime, old movies, over emphasized high-fives, paul mccartney, pittsburgh steelers, pocket aces, politics, rainstorms, red roses, slices of banana in a bowl of Rice Krispies, starbucks, text messaging, the aroma of dryer sheets, throwing minute blocks of cheese at jennifer, traveling, and vegas.

I'd like to meet:

Fellow soulful mammals, witty folk, people that don't take themselves too seriously, clean people with dirty minds, drinkers, thinkers, mean looking people with big hearts, John Taylor from Duran Duran because I think he's quite delectable, the Pittsburgh Steelers, Jerry Garcia (before he died), and Jon Bon Jovi armed with a can of whipped cream.

Music:


ac/dc..aerosmith..amy winehouse..the beatles..big bad voodoo daddy..blondie..bon jovi..brian ray..cheap trick..chicago..david bowie..dean martin..duran duran..elvis presley..eric clapton..flaming lips..fleetwood mac..flickerstick..frank sinatra..george harrison..hinder..inxs..janis joplin..john lennon..journey..led zeppelin..lily allen..linkin park..madonna..mighty mighty bosstones..motley crue..nickleback..papa roach..paul mccartney..paul revere & the raiders..peter frampton..radiohead..red jumpsuit apparatus..red hot chili peppers..smashing pumpkins..rusty anderson..sarah brightman..steve miller band..storm and the balls..the b52s..the buckinghams..the doors..the grass roots....the ramones..the rolling stones..the who..tom petty..van halen..weezer

Movies:


a hard days night, airplane, almost famous, american pie, any given sunday, best in show, bull durham, casino, cocktail, die hard, dirty dancing, forrest gump, girl interrupted, goodfellas, grease, help, indiana jones, jerry maguire, made, naked gun, oceans 11, office space, old school, scarface, serendipity, sideways, star wars, swingers, the blues brothers, the godfather, tombstone, top gun, the doors, true romance, wayne's world, wedding crashers...among others

Television:


the bold & the beautiful, boston legal, dallas, family guy, macgyver, miami vice, nip/tuck, reno 911, rescue me, sex and the city, stargate sg1, the OC, the office, the Sopranos, the young & the restless

Books:

"For One More Day" by Mitch Albom. A must read for anyone who has yearned for one more conversation with a lost loved one.
"John" by Cynthia Lennon
"I'm with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie" by Pamela Des Barres

Heroes:


Betty Broderick, Carol Burnett, Ronald Reagan, My Pappy (Harold Halley), All of the brave American men and women stationed in the US and abroad who help keep us safe each day!

My Blog

Happiness

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when that certain he or she gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire.The truth is, ther...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:58:00 PST

I BELIEVE

I followed in Tara's footsteps and did my own version of Glamour's "I believe" section.... I BELIEVE.... ...that girls from Pittsburgh are the best because we are strong, loyal, know how to have a goo...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

Drama! I need a drink and apparently Heather needs one too...

Heather Mills McCartney has become the latest in an illustrious line of C-list celebs to shake an extra sprinkling of entertainment over the nation's breakfast cereals by means of a public meltdown on...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:57:00 PST

Monkees fashion flubs. Part I

The 1960s were a magical time for fashion. Men and women were creating amazing ensembles with colors, patterns, beads, baubles, fringe, and bells.  They mixed odd colors, wore household objects l...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:39:00 PST

Crime and Punishment

Ohio lawmakers have proposed legislation which would force convicted sex offenders to be identified by a fluorescent green license plate on their cars, but critics of the plan says it could unfairly b...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

The Virginia Tech Massacre

We've all worked with or went to school with that one person who seemed just a little off.  We've all told jokes about that one creepy guy at work who will come back someday with a rifle and "blo...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

Tag, You're It!

Here's the game of "You Have Been Tagged"  The first player of this game lists 6 weird/things/habits about themselves and then in turn tags 6 other people to fill it out and post...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

What it means to be a Steelers Fan

What's the big deal about Steeler football? Being a Steeler fan means so much more than football.It means being from a corner of the world unlike any other. It means being from a place where the peop...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

Sarah Kubas

For those of you who don't know, my friend Sarah Kubas passed away on Monday.  She committed suicide in her home in Verona.  I have known her for 10 years.  She was honestly one of the ...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 06:36:00 PST

PITTSBURGH GIRLS!

 A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy friends, in some cases, even more.  She drinks beer because it tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink som...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:52:00 PST