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Weapon Of Mass Distraction

An eye for an eye will make us all blind

About Me

.."Unless they've given [ho] a whole new definition, then that is not what i am"

My Interests

Taking things from def. cultures and forming brian culture, chewing gum, eating nature valley whole grain bars, tryin def. shampoos and conditioners, new socks, tootsie pops, reading funny t shirts in stores, watchin bud light commercials, buying things in bulk, best buy adds, drinking lots of water, smellin good,confusing people, sending completely random text or myspace messages to people i havnt talked to in years, being a marriage concelor, having a unhealthy obsessesion with my sports teams,getin free massages in massage chairs at stores while pretending i am really considering payin the 3000 dollar price of the chair , driving around in my car with my sunglasses on thinking im cool....basically all the normal stuff

I'd like to meet:

Your moma

Music:

And i will do anything for love, but i wont do that, oh no, no i wont do that....does anyone know what "that" is? Todays lesson is to go listen to the song, i will do anything for love by meatloaf and try to figure out what "that" is...its there, u just gota listen closely......go and do it, do it, do it

Movies:

I enjoy watcing chick flicks by myself while laughin out loud at funny parts and goin awwwwwwwww at cute parts

Television:

My tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart. and its all from watching tv

Books:

One of my goals in life is to write a book!!!

Heroes:

aint nothing but sandwitches!!!

My Blog

One Word

Poems Got you in the pits Endings Hold that head high Love Will erase the sorrow   RelationSHITS Got you in the pits Goodbye Hold that head high Tomorrow Will erase the sorrow   Life Got y...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

Mr. Loser

If losing was a professionI'd be teaching the lessonJust when I start to winYou throw me another sinAll this losingMaking it way to confusingI say hi, u say byeI say bye, u say why?Wanna communicate?O...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST

Miss Death Kiss

Hearts dissolving Simple problem solving One plus you Equals two Subtract me from the equation   Multiply the games u played And we got a division of sorts The root of us Was built on lust &nb...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

Indescribably undeniably unattainable

Whenever I should look I stare Whenever I should stare I don't care The hearts a funny tool It plays even the wisest man for a fool Mind knows it can't be Heart doesn't have the vision to see Ey...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST

Words of a Bitter Man

How many knives can fit into this holy back of mine? Not saying I can turn water into whine Poised people a time or two But that was before I knew We should progress and grow Not digress and fu@ up th...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST

Holy Sock

Writers blockJust like a hole in the brand new sockCold air comes inMy feet are beatThey been takin over by this blisterfull sinDon't know what the heck im even sayingIf my style is free?Then why do i...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST

What good ever came from a club?

I'm sure most people won't agree with me because its what society accepts now a days.....but not only are clubs sinful places but they are also very pathetic..........I mean really, if you were an out...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST

Viciously Human Cycle

Another late night aloneSomeone get me outa this zonePictures all aroundSome on the wallsSome in the halls Some I wanna take downBeautiful picture in my heartThat will never departI wasn't there at th...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

Breakfast Poetry

Wanna be my honey? I'll be your nut We can live a cheerio life   Buttered role Not for me Pass me a bowl Not the drug kind When im ready To unwind Fat free milk And a spoon What a Great tune &...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:11:00 PST

Ode to the Haters

..> Ode to the HatersTalk crap about him or herTalk crap about her or himYour breath must stinkBc u talk so much shitI avoid youFor opposites DON'T attractThey just attackI choose not to use my fist...
Posted by Weapon Of Mass Distraction on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST