funny answering machine profiles

cheeks_skeehc

Kevin

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
E-TOWN, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Friends

SocietyVs SocietyVs: School is in!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Saskatchewan
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking
vixen_creations

† Vixen Creations † I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
roxsean

Sean&Rox

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Knoxville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
oldmanslyne

young man slyne

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
new london, Alabama
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Here For:
Friends

Daniel i forgot my old password

Age:
53 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TRENTON, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Trucker NIGHT SHIFT IS KILLING MY SOUL

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Melbourne, Victoria
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Married
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking
nothing_clever

jonathan

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Run Lanie, Run CULT OF THE DRUM-HER

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Feliz, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
eclecticistic

becca

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Arcata, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
musiccleveland

Music Cleveland

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cleveland/Akron, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Networking
allmyrelativesinc

All My Relatives.INC

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking

douge and mon che che

Age:
105 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Steph

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single

Dead Moon Rising The Movie

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

The Scatter Brained Bard Life is empty only if you deem it so

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CARTHAGE, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
squidpies

::Tiny Tasha!:: Raise Your Fist For Angerfist!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cunt Capital Of The World!, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

The Answering Machine Forum

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Dingo Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
VALLEY STREAM, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

ton sua

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
soverushka

they call her tilly

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
sampson1023

SAMPSON I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!!!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Pacific Beach, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
banblakely

ben

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
nashville, TENNESSEE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Gary C

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Mick

Age:
64 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

Strong Bad

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Strong Badia, OKLAHOMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Serious Relationships
speedy_16

**Azucena** **.. ..**

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Inglewood, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

CLuTTeR oNWaRD aND uPWaRD

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Charleston, South Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
brett_pimpkin

Brett

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Plantation, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
bigherm95

Flat Top

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Bencrazy&reg now what?

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Knoxville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
kylemooney

Kyle the Quincy Jonestown Massacre!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
los angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight

Rainbows and Roller Skates Hey, we are ALL naked underneath our clothes.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Emeryville, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

jeff I will always have Rio...

Age:
40 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Let Sunshine Do[Reefer Maddness]

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Wild, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

er!c Ive resolved to lead a life that is more than just a dash between "Born" and "Died&qu

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Houston, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
chickenwrangler

Julie Aloha!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Seth *moog* so i met this guy and he was dutch, and his name was dutch...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Smithfield, Virginia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Lucy

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
(&*) Formerly known as the ghetto, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Ali The Terrorist

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKINGS, South Dakota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Miss Blingy A.K.A Blingette Love the fast Sprintcars

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
armyguy6904

army guy chillinumtru

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
bamberg germany,
Country:
Germany
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

VECTORIZTA is holy funker! vector lover that funks when you want to make a difference...... subtract!!! rak en rol

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ALABAMA
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Da Vinci

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
St Pauly Shore, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Malarkey Bomb Watch out for anvils!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Malarkeyville, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
13utopia

Mirjam

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cottbus, BRANDENBURG
Country:
Germany
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
bellacroix

BellaCroix I'm so goth people ask me to autograph boxes of Count Chocula

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BEDFORD, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
wiggety_wirtz

O.T.H. Wiggety Wirtz..I'll Do Your Body Good! Through the room of lights that luminance off the smoke, through the drowning of sound from the poun

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHESTERTON/WILLOWBROOK, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking