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Ali The Terrorist

About Me

Me is this guy I met once. Funny fella, bit silly really. Not too sure what he wants, can never get a straight answer out of him. Oh ok then, my main thing is fighting, I bloody love fighting. But I hate violence. One for the 'little book of zen' really. I run an informal fight club out of my house where we train mma (no hall fee = free training) and it rules. Current members are Matt Waters, Ben Cameron, Phil Death (no really, that's his REAL name), Gemma Revell, Anna Jacobs, Kate Hiley, Joe Wilson, Thomas Mongo Duddy, Will Gridley, Matt Cox.... ahh I'm sure I'm forgetting some people... Oh well. Former members include Stevie G, Steve H, Stuart B, James Kirby and special mention to Esther who in around a month turned from being a coy unco-ordinated self-doubter to a ferocious killing machine!If you wanna see their ugly mugs go to me pics, and I'm gonna be posting vids of some of the sparring that goes on in me vids. I'm also gonna post some of me workouts in me blog, give it a go if you think you're hard enough!Even though I love fighting I'm not that good at it, but I found that I have a gift at making other people good at it so thats where I spend my time. It is one of my super powers and my gift to the world. Some of my other super powers include my 'Spider-Sense', which rules, and my apparent ability to 'brainwash' people. Yes, it's true. Your thoughts belong to me now! BWA HA HAAAAA!

My Interests

Er.... fighting? Eating? Gonna learn me the guitar and strum me some tunes, even though it appears I can't play to save my life. Now I'm back into writing lyrics, might even be singing as well. Comics rule.

I'd like to meet:

Psychic people! Gemma Vs Anna 25-10-06 Gator roll!

Add to My Profile | More Videos Ben Vs Joe 05-09-2006

Add to My Profile | More Videos Ali Vs Joe 07-11-06 Tringle Choke!

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Music:

Yeah music is ok. Good, actually. Except when it sucks. No really, I love music. Johnny Cash, Madness, Rage Against The Machine, White Stripes, The Police, Kasabian, The Prodigy, Nirvana, Jurassic 5, Goodie Mob, Tcaikovsky and countless others

Movies:

Ok, yeah. Which one? What time does it start?

Television:

No! Tv is the tool of the devil! Unless it's Lost, 24, South Park, Family Guy, Quantum Leap or David Attenborough telling us we're all still apes.

Books:

David Gemmel makes me want to rampage through a Mcdonalds with a very large axe. DRUSS RULES!

Heroes:

I know this guy with one leg (Big up Rich!) who is cool. 'Nuff said. And Spider-Man!

My Blog

What to name your kids?

A good topic of conversation is what you deem suitable to name the little fruits of your passion. Some suggestions are: Jam jam Mongoltrude Waylander Spermtent
Posted by Ali The Terrorist on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

about the Matt Vs Stevie G vids....

Although it looks like Matt owns Stevie G with utter ease in those first three vids, there is a valid reason. Prior to that bit of ground fighting was a bit of wrestling, and Matt using his patented g...
Posted by Ali The Terrorist on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST

I have a hernia.

Well isn't that just dandy? Funny pain this morning, go to Doc's, get appointment, "Ah yes, you have a hernia. Surgery in 6 months." Just my luck. Moral of this story: get funny feelings/pains checked...
Posted by Ali The Terrorist on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

I have shaved my head!

Gone are my soft and flowing locks.... back in is the smooth refined look of a man on a facist regime! I have posted a new pic to celebrate this liberation of scalp, with obligatory pose thrown in. En...
Posted by Ali The Terrorist on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:12:00 PST

I actually shat meself.

It's true, it's true. I really did shat my pants. A grown man. Oh the sahme of it. You see, Matt was practising a reverse bodylock (a wrestling move, used for picking up boring people and smashing the...
Posted by Ali The Terrorist on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST