erm, writing.
Interested agents and publishers.
My Completed Songs: 'SUMMER OF HATE' (1998) including the lyrics... "Well I'm full of hate in this summer of love, because I thought we fitted like hand in glove. This could still be true but no longer am I smitten, as it's Peter Schmeichel's hand and a toddler's mitten."... BLIND TO REALITY (1991) about a young drug dealer... COME JUDGEMENT DAY (2002) from the movie screenplay of the same name THESE LYRICS CAN BE FOUND IN MY BLOG...
My completed screenplays: 'COME JUDGEMENT DAY' (2003) about a pop star recording their own suicide message.....My screenplays in progress: 'DAM' an adaptation of my own novel... 'HOOLIE' a musical about football hooligans.....My discarded screenplays: 'THE BANK CLERK'S SENSE OF HUMOUR' (2005) about a bank robbery... '40 PLUS' (2004) about a strange political idea... 'SNAKES ON PLANES' (2003) Sorry, but I'm just too embarrassed to even discuss this idea as it was so stupid.
My television works in progress: 'An AS YET UNTITLED Sketch Show': anyone can write a sketch show. Just get some half funny characters, a bunch of catch-phrases and a way of linking them together. That's what I'm doing anyway.
My completed books: 'DAM' (1998) about a group of twenty-somethings visiting Amsterdam for a stag weekend... 'LETTERS TO AIMEE' (2005) a tragic love story.....My books in progress: 'THAT KID IN GOAL' about a penalty shootout... 'ACCIDENTAL DEATH' about a murderer causing 'accidents'... 'CHATROOM' a murder mystery about people from an internet chatroom meeting for the first time... 'SUMMER, 97' a story starting when Labour came to power and ending on the day of Princess Diana's funeral... THE RETIREMENT & DIVORCE OF GEORGE TELLING about an old man who finds out his wife of thirty-six years is cheating on him.....
My daughter, my partner, my mum, my brother, Jean-Dominique Bauby, Irvine Welsh, Stanley Bowles (1982-83), Evel Knievel.