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Tom

spakkasoundsystem

About Me

I'm made mostly of water. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Mining. Unblocking drains. Issuing parking tickets. Clubing seals. Reading the Daily Mail. Bomb disposal. Badger baiting. Morris dancing. Going to church. Territorial Army. Asbestos removal.

I'd like to meet:

Vladimir Smicer. I need to thank him.

Music:

Apart form that I fucking hate music.

Television:

Drug of a nation...

Heroes:

Don't ever meet them. They're probably c***s. Except ...