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About Me

I work at a small recreation supply shop in the city. We craft the blow-up bouncy clownheads that you see at the county fair. They're not the best quality, but they do have some of the features that the big players have, and from a distance you can't even tell the difference. It's not the work itself that makes the job interesting, but the constant lawsuits. Also, there's nothing more interesting than the look of a wounded child who looks up at you and says, "I only wanted to have fun," as the bouncy clownhead that you designed continues to deflate into a vinyl mass in the parking lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself, coming back to meet me from the future, where man and machine coexist in a state of synergistic, if forced bliss. Where people are free to become each other at will and where flutes are dispensed from machines. Where floating pads arise from holographic ponds and allow travel at the speed of light through those ponds -- or at least through one pond -- all without getting overly damaged. Where we will no longer have to worry about this shortage of answers, and instead the answers will be provided to us in the form of scrawled tattoos of disappearing ink on our palms that we can look at when the Instructor -- a vast, angry and omniscient being ruled by none and swayed only by anger and driven to seek a wrathful vengeance on the ones who created it -- isn't looking. Where there will be more material in general, which we will find the means to create by using scavenged alien dental equipment, and this material will be used to construct a great many things, such as unbreakable food, diamond-hard pets, and impenetrable extra internal organs and vestigial limbs.

My Blog

future beans

Maybe someday, after they invent little blue beans that will take care of most of life's mundane tasks (or "les tasques del vido mundanitos") then I'll be able to just relax and have my salary deliver...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:38:00 GMT