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Malarkey Bomb

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About Me


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I am a comic strip. I enjoy long walks on the beach where I mug people for money. I enjoy going out to bars where I get drunk and puke on your cute shoes. I enjoy the finer things in life like smoking dope and jacking off. Ah yes, these are the good days of my life.
If you enjoy this comic, pass it on to your friends! Tell them about me! Tell them how great I am, how you creamed your jeans when you read about all the wild shit that happens in Malarkeyville, how your mom will never be the same, how a giant monkey with a banana up its ass raped you with laughter! It'll be a hoot!
My minions, we shall overcome the monotony of myspace with a whole lot of Malarkey.
Drop the Malarkey Bomb up on this motherfucker.
Some of our readers have been kind enough to review us! Let's see what you think!
"Your comic is a visual representation of the holocaust. Every time I view it I feel the irresistable urge to commit suicide by eating 52 killer bees' nests." -Brian
"Your comics suck more than my ex-girlfriend and let me tell'ya, nothing sucks more than she did. You can ask Mr. Peter, the fellow that dwells inside my pants." -Ciscocakes
"Real artists don't use MS Paint." -RJ
"You know you're doing something wrong when you give people a free comic to look at and they still demand a refund." - screeching badger

Well there ya have it, folks.

My Interests

Fucking, sucking, smoking, toking, jacking, whacking, reeling and feeling. Everything else can suck it.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. I hear she's pretty good in the sack. Is she?
THE UNOFFICIAL MALARKEY BOMB SOUNTRACK

Music:

Take the quiz:
Are you cool to smoke with?

You're fuckin awesome!!!
You're a cool person to smoke with, probably one of the best. You're most likely to be the one with a funny joke or a cool idea. You're a true stoner...keep on tokin', my friend. Smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night, smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. If you don't know this band then you got the wrong answer. ;)

Movies:


I am dying of CRT radiation.
I got 10/16 on the 8-Bit Gamer test.
Take the test!

Heroes:



My Blog

Malarkey Bomb! 0: The Beginning

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Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

Malarkeyville Times Review 2!

Ok Go's album "Oh No" gets 4.5384615384615384615384615384615out of 5 stars.Good job Ok Go! Loved the album!...
Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

Malarkeyville Times Reviews!

I have been quite selfish with this MySpace page. I must give. I'm a giver. What can I say?Today I'm here for my very first celebrity endorsement*I wholeheartedly endorse the endeavor known as...wait ...
Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST

Malarkey Bomb! 01: Against All Odds (ALMOST COMPLETE)

So I had to take pictures of the last few pages in order to get them online, seeing as I have a long running history of not owning a scanner. There's one more page I haven't posted but I haven't inked...
Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:34:00 PST

I laughed my balls off: Vader Plays The Blues

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Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:21:00 PST

Godzilla Versus Disco Lando

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Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

1000 Friends & the Horribly Insensitive Tribute to Chris Benoit

Here's my horribly insensitive tribute to Chris Benoit..As we all know, this past weekend, Chris Benoit, in an uncharacteristic display, murdered his wife, "Woman" and their 7-year-old son Daniel and ...
Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Super Malarkey Bomb!

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Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

THE UNOFFICIAL MALARKEY BOMB SOUNTRACK

THE UNOFFICIAL MALARKEY BOMB SOUNTRACK HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY, MUTHAFUCKAS!...
Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

Ladies and Gentlemen... Animation!

I've recently started dabbling into animating my charaters and finally getting around to it. I've been thinking and studying and today was the day to actually do.Some of you may have received this in ...
Posted by Malarkey Bomb on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST