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About Me

.....................1st off ....A DISCLAIMER....Although most of this site is dedicated to my alter-ego Teri Yaki.....I would like to assure all of you reading this that I am in fact a guy...a big fag....but a guy...I don't prance around my house in women's panties, I don't go grocery shopping like this...and I certainly don't fuck like this....so If you are some sort of clown fucker....forget it!!! I'm currently in a 6 year relationship with a great guy named Ray. We live on the north side of Chicago. We have two dogs named Scooter and Pickles. I work during the day at a boring job selling stock portfolios.....but at night I ....I...I...Oh it's happening again..... WEREDRAG!!!!! TeriYaki....(my slutty and raunchy alter-ego) performs at a variety exotic venues....Mexico, Thailand, the french riviera, Gary Indiana.....and I am 5th runner up to the coveted title of Miss Cook County Correctional facility (Ward 4 cell block 8)....by the way ....that was a joke! She does a bunch of local stuff too like and does any worthy charity events for free. No I'm not for sale....No I don't care how much money you have....."That much huh"?......O.K. meet me in the back in five minutes and I'll be waiting with my teeth out. My pussy is burning

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My Interests

I love to invent things that would be a great idea and make me rich then piss and moan about how I don't have the resources to get my ideas off the ground. I like to decorate my house. I love to piss off my boyfriend and make him hit me. Ohhh hurts so good. I like entertaining people. I love to make people laugh. Making costumes (if I ever can make the time. Spending money. Recieving money. Cooking (that's another one I would like more time to do) Drinking, Reading, Did I mention I really love to Spend money? Oh yeah and I like to breathe a lot too!

I'd like to meet:

Dolly Parton, Cher, (What self-respecting fag wouldn't?) Hmmmmm, Bush, (so I can slap some sense into him), My baby's daddy, A famous record producer so I can finally make my friend Amy Armstrong in the star she deserves, Someone who will run up to me at random, hand me a bag of cash, and run away. I'll think of some more later. Teri yaki's Rehab

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Music:

I know everyone one says that they are into everything but I really am!!! I love me some Dolly Parton, Tori Amos, Black Crowes, Ozzy, Ella Fitgerald, Aretha Franklin, Any 80's especially Blondie and Heart, The Darkness, Led Zep, Disco, Bille Holiday, Nina Simone, Vince Gill, Dixie Chicks,....and Yes alot of the stuff that's on the radio too! I really like that new Justin Timberlake dance mix. I know I know. So fucking sue me.CHRIS URBINA AND I

Movies:

How can I begin to go into the many movies that have shaped my personality over the years.....well first there's ....Psycho.....

Television:

I really am ashamed to admit it but I love cartoons. I love the ones targeted towards adults. South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, I like to watch Forensic files, I loved Charmed when it was one the air. I hate reality shows execpt the ones.....no ....I take that back.....all reality shows.TERI YAKI IF SHE WERE ON SOUTH PARK

Books:

I like to read Fiction mostly. I would love it if I were more interested in biogragphies or educational books, but no. I like Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Poe, Anne Rice. I like to review the classics too.

Heroes:

Is it sad that I don't have a single one? I guess I don't place much of my adolation on individuals. Granted there are heroes out there. People do hero-type things everyday. I just can't say that I have "A Hero". I guess the closes ones would be my family.HERE ARE SOME PICTURE FROM OUR TRIP TO MEXICO IN FEB 07
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My Blog

Two dissapointments in one weekend

Hi everybody!!!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Well yesterday was the cut off point to have re...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

I call SHANANAGANS...on Windy City Lame Idol!!

Fuck being a gracious loser!!!! Especially when I deserved to win!!!! Last night I went and sang at Jackhammer for Windy City Gay Idol and was ...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

My renewed hope!!! Caution!! Very long blog!!

Howdy Folks!!! It's me again Teri Yaki with another wonderful and exciting blog/bulletin about my favorite topic!!! Me!!! I had a great weekend starting off with Friday. Ray and I ha...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

Please not another muscle fag show!!!

When I posted that video I made for a gay reality show (most of you have already seen it....if you haven't it's on my page) .... it was the first time I had ever put my neck out for an audition for t....
Posted by Teri Yaki on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Getting ready to quit and Feelin' blue

Guys and Dolls,Normally you guys can expect a funny and uplifting bulletin when you open one from Teri Yaki. Today is not one of those days. I'm sad and there is nothing anyone else can do about excep...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

TerYaki needs some sound advice

Hi guys,I have to get something off my chest. I recently made a decision to myself that I am going to focus on a career for myself during my daytime hours. The thought of me being a 50year old drag qu...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

You're all gonna hate me for this but I HATE SURVEYS!!!

O.K. Bitches!!!, I've got to say it!!!! It's been on my mind since I first signed up for myspace and I know I'm not gonna' win any popularity contests by doing it....but here goes..... I u...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

The secret to the "Ass-Butterfly" profile image

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Posted by Teri Yaki on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

Vanity is sick! Teri will be hosting @ Hamburger Mary's tonight

Yes you heard right bitch!!!! Vanity Fair called me today and she is held up in her cave with a bad cold. So tonight I (Teri Yaki) will be hosting that fabulous Drag Extravaganza at Hamburger Mary's!!...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:26:00 PST

Not Really

Just so everyone knows....If you know me....you already know this but.......and old friend just saw my last bulletin and asked me "You don't really sit at work and whack off all day do you?"........Th...
Posted by Teri Yaki on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST