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Regina Upright

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am Regina Upright, one of Chicago's premiere Female Illusionists. I am the ILLUSION that causes CONFUSION,aka Goddess of the gowns, aka Queen of Couture, aka Freak of the Flashbacks, aka Vixen of Vintage......and my favorite "the Original NorthShore Widow" Keep an eye on my calendar...I may be in a state near you, regularly performing in Indiana, Wisconsin, all over Illinois, and now Michigan.

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May 28 2007 2:23PAt first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

My Blog

Get A WARDROBE bitches!

Well, after some absence from posting anything in my blog (lord knows after the bitter bitches came after me about the last one, but as they say the truth hurts)  I have decided once again to sta...
Posted by Regina Upright on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST