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Dr. Evil

Why make trillions when we could make...billions?

About Me


The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.



My Interests



Zip it!

You want to wear the daddy pants?

Get in my belly!

The power of Christ compells you

Just the Two of Us

It's a Hard Knock Life

It looks like a giant...

I'd like to meet:

Hillary Clinton to slap her in the face.

Hillary for RETIREMENT in 2008!

Music:

"Whip It", by Devo
"Just the Two of Us (Dr. Evil Mix)", by Yours Truly

Movies:



Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Television:

The Jerry Springer Show

Heroes:


Mini-Me


Penguin


Grandma


Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

Chucky
Your Chucky, the mischevious one of the bunch. You are very determined and open-mided. What you want your gauranteed to get it. You dont kill to kill your more strategic and have a purpose. You use anything you can to get the job done. Good for you!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com