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Fat Bastard

Once you've had fat, you never go back!

About Me


An immensely obese, hardly able to walk (weighing a metric ton) gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard served Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers. His extreme size endows Fat Bastard with super-human strength as exhibited by his prowess in the Sumo ring from Goldmember. This makes him a formidable enemy for Austin Powers. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, and his unusual eating habits, and a taste for babies (and anything that looks like a baby, e.g. small people). He once tried to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for eating Mini-Me. (A commonly repeated quotation is him saying to Mini-Me, "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! Get in ma belly!") Mike Myers has jokingly said that it took about 64 hours to transform to Fat Bastard's body. Fat Bastard is played by Mike Myers in the Austin Powers films owned by New Line Cinema. For the official website for Austin Powers movies visit http://www.austinpowers.com . I am not Mike Myers nor affiliated with New Line Productions, Inc. This is simply a fan site and if you don't like it... YOU'RE CRRAAAP!

My Interests

What's for dinner?

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet that baby and take the wee fella out on a date. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner.

Plump Fiction

Rrrrrraaaawwwwrrrr!

Hostin' me new game show!

Movies:



Austin Powers:
The Spy Who
Shagged Me


Austin Powers:
Goldmember

Video Clips:

Books:

I recommend the Subway Diet! It helped me lose alot of weight. Of course now my neck looks like a vagina!

Jared,
The Subway Guy


Plenty of love for my myspace friends!

My Blog

Happy New Year!

Hey Laddies and Missies, I wanted to be the first to say Happy New Year, I hope your new year is as pleasant as a good hearty helping of baked beans before church.  I figured I'd start the new ye...
Posted by Fat Bastard on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

I'm bigger then you! Get in my Blog!

I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone I need to get in touch with: meself.
Posted by Fat Bastard on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST