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Ivana Humpalot (joined wendy) *Ivana the superhero

Do you know how we keep warm in russia....

About Me

I AM A STARS MEMBER.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Get your falling objectMy name is Ivanna Humpalot...i love to play chess. Do you vant to play chess....da..darling...i am an evil spy and russian model, i like to shag, play board games like chess, fur coats, thongs and bras, fancy shoes...my family is crazy and my friends are too (laughs)...i was on the austin powers movie and he lost his mojo and i got scared but at least that is over but i enjoy doing anything that is fun!
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The Basics
Full Name: IVANA HUMPALOT
Nickname(s): IVANA, IVANA THE SUPERHERO, HUMP 2 HUMP
DOB: I'M NOT OLD
Gender: FEMALE
Sexual Orientation: STRAIGHT
Astrological Sign: I HUMP LIKE GORILLAS
Race Makeup: RUSSIAN
Hometown: MOSCOW
Languages Spoken: RUSSIAN, AMERICAN
Physical Attributes
Height: 6'0
Weight: VHAT!!!!!!
Build: SEX SYMBOL
Hair Colour: BLACK
Eye Colour: GREEN
Diagnostics
Strength: ALOT, LONG STAMINA, HUMP ATTACK
Vitality: IRREPLACABLE
Magic: HUMP INFERNO
Spirit: I'M A CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC
Speed: HOW FAST U WANNA RIDE
Luck: I DUNNO
Evade%: 30 PERCENT
Hit%: 90 PERCENT
Combat
Armament(s): FUR COAT, FUR HAT, GUNS (LITTERALLY), HUMPING, SHAGGING
Elemental Attribute: SHAG
Job Class(es): MODEL, ASSISSAN, SUPERHERO, S.T.A.R.S MEMBER THANKS ALICE
Ability 1: MY SPECIAL IS HUMPING
Ability 2: SHAGGING
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My Interests

Chess, annoying people, shagging....uh...socks OH I LOVE VIDEO GAMES SINCE I AM USING THIS FOR FUN AND RP SO I LOVE RESIDENT EVIL GAMES, HORROR GAMES, JAMES BOND GAMES, ALL MARIO GAMES, I LOVE ALL TYPES OF GAMES
IVANNAHUMPALOT
Iis forIntense
Vis forVirginal
Ais forAdaptable
Nis forNeat
Nis forNaughty
Ais forAnimated
His forHonorable
Uis forUnreal
Mis forMagical
Pis forPure
Ais forAlluring
Lis forLively
Ois forOrganic
Tis forTrustworthy What Does Your Name Mean?

I'd like to meet:

MY FANS, QUEEN ELIZABETH, PARIS HILTON, AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE OH AND PAMELA

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Music:

jazz, techno, dance, rap, pop but not teeny bopper pop, hip hop, dispise country, OH AND ROMANTIC RUSSIAN MUSIC TO PLAY CHESS TO

Movies:

AUSTIN POWERS 2 OF COURSE

Television:

give me moments...sex in the city *HEE HEE OLD HAGS DOIN IT.....animal planet animal do it too much lol.....saturday night live, um........oprah......dr. phil is gay....uh..lol, SURREAL LIFE, ANTM *IT HELPS MY MODELING AS A RUSSIAN MODEL AND KILLER, PORN, I LOVE TO HUMP

Books:

where did you get the clapper...HOW TO PLAY CHESS

Heroes:

ME OF COURSE I JUST WOKE UP LOL ALICE SHE KICK'S ZOMBIE SKANKS ASS ADA WONG WHO WEARS A THONG SHE'S HOT AND KICKS ASS AND IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE SHE GAVE ME THONGS LOL AUSTIN AND FOXY BELLDANDY SHE KICKED MY ASS COCOA SHE'S CRAZY ELMO I KNEW HE WAS KINKY FOOK U AND FOOK ME LOL HEATHER THAT HOE IVY LUIS GO GET ASHLEY'S BALLISTICS THE REGENERATOR WE'RE PALS ROBBIN SWALLOWS MY BEST FRIEND TRISH SHE'S THE ONE TO NOT MESS AROUND WITH THE AUSTIN GANG SEE ME AND ALOTTA FLAGINA VIOLET KICK'S ASS ALL MY FRIENDS DOES THAT THE PRESIDENT EQUIPPED HER WITH BALLISTICS BIGGER THAN MINE LOL GO ASHLEY AND LEON