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Andi with an i says READ before you react

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About Me

Yes, I am the one who spawned the punk rock band Snap-Her which is now R.I.P. www.snap-her.com for those of you who have been asking, yes, the first three Snap-Her CDs are still available, as well as live Snap-Her DVDs & t shirts. Anyone ordering via snap-her.com will receive FREE stuff in their order in the form of Snap-Her stickers and badges.To catch a glimpse of my past musical endeavors, read this:Rock Detector printed a VERY accurate biography about my band Snap-her, which is no longer activeHere is yet another pretty good interview http://www.girlpunk.net/interviews/snapher/and this one is for 'Moloko Plus' for German speaking peoplehttp://www.outknocked.de/subs/kritik/fanzine/moloko24. phpI am a 'Permanent Resident Alien' in the U.S. therefore I do not posess the right to vote. I am originally from Argentina, the land of the tango, soybeans, and Evita. Also, a lot of beef and leather enthusiasts seem to find Argentina to be THE place to vacation. I am Hispanic AND white (with a hue of olive).... Contrary to popular belief, being married to an American citizen does NOT automatically make me one by default. I must pay the money to take the American history test and actually pass it. I deviate from the norm in many ways. I have little faith in orthodox medicine because the medical INDUSTRY is CONTROLLED by the pharmacuetical COMPANIES, they control medical doctors like PUPPETS on strings. I have a much more D.I.Y. apporach to preventing and healing illness and disease. The only time it makes sense to employ Med doctors is for emergency services (an accident) or a birthing. I beleive that it is optimum to employ a doula in conjunction with med docs for births, just in case of a problematic delivery. I am always pleased when getting to know people who employ D.I.Y. or alternative approaches to certain aspects of their lives, but then I am perplexed to find out that they submit themselves to the quackery of orthodox medicine and it's doctors. I enjoy cursing like a sailor now and again & am amused by audible flatulence. I was once fired from a job for incessantly reeking of garlic & farting into the mouthpiece of the office phone. I seem to be rather opinionated and set in my ways. People either love me or hate me. For 13 years I practiced safe, sane & CONSENSUAL BDSM professionally so that would make me a retired Dominatrix. Why did I quit? well, I broke my ankle in 1999 so can no longer wear extreme heels & I now am considered to be 'heavily tattooed' therefore I am now very unmarketable to any subs or masochists with money. Speaking of money, ever since the republiCUNTS came into office again after Clinton lost in 2000, most people just do not have the extra money to see a Pro Domme like they used to. If you want to know more about this story and can read German, read the article in 'Moloko Plus' (see link above) Many are perplexed and some are even shocked when getting to know me. As I am an ordinary housewife, I love and beleive in the lost arts of: whole food cooking from scratch (quality over quantity), sewing, rollerSKATING naked on hardwood floors whilst puttering around the house, making music, writing, supporting organic farmers by purchasing organic produce. I love farmers' markets. Some people claim to be so punk rock, yet, they do not supprt organic farmers or farmer's markets, but instead, they shop for produce at the supermarket. I beleive that people should not be allowed to own pets without first having to pass a test and receive a license to own one. I beleive that humans should not be allowed to breed without first having passed a test and earned a license to do so. I beleive that crack addicts should have their tubes cauterized. Call me a nazi, I am used to it. I eat healthy organic foods, love my wine, vodka and sake, (and beer when I am in a beer country) use products that have not been tested on animals, I consume alarming amounts of fresh garlic, I eat apples everyday and refrain from eating the flesh of animals. I don't go running to the doctor when I am ill, I sucessfully practice home remedies and agressive alternative medicine tactics. Call me a hippie, I am used to that as well.I have lived in four U.S. states and in three countries on three different continents. Were my relocations military related? NO. Insanity related? YES, in other words, I have no problem with working two jobs for a year, then putting my crap in storage and going to see the world. I have experienced earthquakes in Argentina, California, Japan and Mexico. I love the four seasons because the experience of actual weather is an intense feeling that I crave. Hablo el español fluentamente, parlo un po d'italiano und spreche ein bissien deutsch. I study Latin on my own when I have the time and I am always learning more English, Spanish, Italian and Deutsch. Since I haven't the money to attend school at this time, I am being as studious as possible without the guidance of a strict teacher (which I would prefer) ..

My Interests

Interesting and intelligent people who have taken the time to read my profile and the contents of it's links before asking me questions. When I come across someone's profile, I read it, THEN ask questions. I am not interested in schooling illiterates as I am not your fuckin' teacher.I also started a myspace group called 'Pug Army' click the pretty blue letters to visit.Diversity, Deviation, D.I.Y., garlic, PUGS, food prep & consumption, bonsai, Japanese gardens in general, decorating stuff, whole foods, cutting wings off of feminine pads, body hair removal tactics, shibari, yoga, my pugs, BDSM, garlic bulbs, art, drinky, bike riding (nerdy kind), bass & guitar, the word 'Poo', tattoos, cartoon animal abuse, distinctive seasons which bring snow, thunder storms, wind, dry heat & blizzards, art food, the art of farting, rollerSKATING, spanish, italian, german, latin, penguins, dogs, sewing, music appreciation, fresh air & green tea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Can you tell the difference between these two images? Scary? ......Not as scary as Hermann Goering's quote here.Oh, how I love to bake!.

I prayed to God asking him to pay my medical/hospital bills from when I almost died in a car wreck. (see my bloggy) He answered by manifesting an image of Jesus on my dog's Ass. Now I can sell my dog on EBAY and pay off my medical bills! Seeeee, the lord works in mysterious ways! I would love to work for this establishment as 'Events Coordinator'.

I'd like to meet:

No message=NO ADD, Non-Reader =NO ADD. If you are into consuming commercial products, mainstream or produced by major conglomerates (that includes music, food, medicine, etc.) then we probably have little in common.I enjoy knowing people who posess an international view of the world. People who are attracted to the idea of traveling to countries where english is not spoken and who are not so rude and arrogant as to presume that the people in said country should speak english. People who have at least bothered to learn the basic language, customs and geography of where they will be traveling. People who understand the logic of 'When in Rome, do as the Romans'. People who enjoy traveling 'outside the plastic bubble', in other words, people who are attracted to traveling and mingling with the locals, or on a low budget, or backpacking style, or to a place where you don't know anyone. In other words, NOT people who travel as part of a tourist group and eat what they would normally eat in their hometown.I can do with out handshakes when meeting people. I prefer to just say hi or bow or hug. Yes, I am weird. Also, no 'X' please as in 'Ax a question' and the words 'especially' and 'espresso' do not have an X in them either. I am annoyed by over-zealous animal rights activists who love to accuse me of condoning animal abuse because I wear leather, hence, the sarcastic remarks below: I like to wear leather, that is how I ABUSE ANIMALS, so I would like to meet others who do the same, especially with an Alessi shoe horn! www.bonsaikitten.com If you think it's a serious website, then I have several kilos of plastic easter bunny grass...I. I mean ganja to sell to you!

Movies:

The only cartoon ever to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.Thanks to Greyson® Taking It To The Streets , -the_kcar-*! , and Elsewhere's Daughter too.MGM Cartoon 1939 Peace On EarthThe only cartoon ever nominated for a Noble Peace Prize, this 1939 Hugh Harman cartoon shows a post-apocalyptic world populated by animals picking up the pieces after a war kills every human on earth... width="425" height="331" ..
MGM Cartoon 1939 Peace On Earth
Uploaded by shawshawshaw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
This is a documentary that deals with a climatic phenomenon that has been seriously underestimated and how this should forc us to recognise ... all » that global warming is a far greater threath than has previously been assumed. It's from the BBC so it's very good, clear and to the point. A must see for anyone wondering about the state of the Earth

Television:

The Young Ones, Queer eye, Girls behaving badly, Graham Norton, Munsters, Adams Family, SOAP, cooking shows, M.A.S.H., Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, AB Fab, Benny Hill, Ali G, Cartoon Network, Simpsons, Futurama, Son of the Beach, National Geographic, Link TV, Democracy Now, Current TV, Adult Swim..... and Japanese commercials. I tend to watch news media channels such as RAI, BBC as well as the Hispanic and Canadian news channels, then I compare that information, with the misinformation or lies...oops, I mean "news" on CNN and FOX. "Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind...And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded with patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader, and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."--William Shakespeare

Books:

Currently I am engaged in reading this one:Everyone Poops, Dante's Inferno, Women's bodies-Women's Wisdom by Christiane Northrup, Last gang in town-story & myth of The Clash, Der Struwwelpeter by Otto Moravec, anything by Susan Moss, anything by Susun Weed, Viz magazine's 'Profanisaurus' & There are no incurable diseases by Dr. Richard Schulze.Nice pillow cases are also important whilst reading so, in order to purchase these brilliant Cunt pillow cases which include graphic instructions on 'How to Fuck yourself', order from Cunt Factory.com

Heroes:

According to the Oxford dictionary as well as dictionary.com, a hero or heroine is a man or woman of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his or her brave deeds and noble qualities. That be known, here is my short list. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~My Mother, Madalyn Murray O'Hare, Wendy O. Williams, Janis Martin, Joe Strummer, Josephine Baker, Sidney Portier, Ryuichi Hirokawa, Cynthia McKinney & Rosa Parks. Click here to read abot this spectacular hero. The world's tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.Those of you who are "too punk rock" to have any heroes, WOW you are more Punk Rock than me. I am so impressed! (sarcasm) Elvis Presley said: Being a pioneer is one kind of heroism, but a person who puts someone else's needs ahead of their own is also a real hero. Pioneers can be another form of heroes as well.... "In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man; brave, hated, and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." ~ Mark Twain

My Blog

I found out who has been lurking in my profile.

I used one of those asinine 'profile trackers'. OMG, LOL!Brian Peppers gets bored apparrently.We all know THIS creep, and he has been reading my mail.But actually, this one is the best.Chavez was so a...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

Media Assault on Mexico's Alternative Cancer Clinics.

Blaming an alternative cancer clinic for the death of a patient who was terminal when they walked in the door is like suing an auto body shop worker for damaging the car you towed in after it was tota...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

Why Dogs don't live as long as people.

This one made me cry.I thought of the three doggies I knew who died recently, but mainly, I lost my favourite Aunt Henny last night, so the flood gates started again when I finished readig this.She is...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

Alternatives to Toxic/Commericially Produced Cleaning Agents

Since I have had over a dozen people ask me what I recommend as non-toxic or alternative cleaning agents, I decided to compile some info.When you decide to shun Major Conglomerates because of the fact...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

We must fight for Medical Freedom of Choice.

Greyson® Taking It To The StreetsThe war on Natural Health careFrom: home bun...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

Calling all shaving enthusiasts.

Do you shave your nether regions? Me, personally, I am not keen on body hair, I like to keep what I call a 'landing strip' which makes the pussy look pretty and the shaved male region makes the cock l...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

The high price of American gullibility.

To repost this, just click 'reply', but do not reply, then copy and paste everything, then post onto a new bulletin or message. It's that easy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~t...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

After 15 months of being locked out of my account, I am finally back.

In early August of 2005 I tried to log into my account and was unable.Over the course of the next six months I sent countless messages to myspace admin. and moderators asking for help. Nobody ever re...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

How the U.S. is Nuking it's own Troops

How The US Is Nuking Its Own TroopsDeath By Slow Burn- What 'Support Our Troops' Really MeansBy Amy WorthingtonThe Idaho Observer5-15-5On March 30, an AP photo featured an American pro-war activist ho...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What it's like in California

Many people want to know what it's like in CA since they are thinking of visiting for their first time. Since I grew up in an Argentine household in Los Angeles, I have many 'reviews' about Californi...
Posted by Andi with an i says READ before you react on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST