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Letharge

Robert Anson Heinlein - “One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.”

About Me


I lived in Gardner, MA, until I was 13, went to 4 highschools before I finally graduated, and now I live in Onset Village, near Cape Cod.
I don't like to think about my past, and I'm afraid to think about my future. I remember when I couldn't wait to become an adult and get out into the real world. I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of that stupid little bastard. He had no idea that ignorance truly is bliss...
At first I could see, then I was blind, now I can see again (sort of). It's a complicated story with a lot of big words, but the moral of the story is; take care of your diabetes or you'll go blind.
I live with my fiancee, Nicole, We've been engaged for about a hundred years - and I don't want to hear any shit about it. I'm not "PUTTING IT OFF". I love her, and she loves me back, and she lets me see her boobies and I like that, too. We'll get married when we damn well please (or as soon as she tells me we are).
I like movies, clowns, music, Febreze, crude and graphic humor, juggling, egg nog, Smackdown vs. Raw, blasphemy, MILFs, the Cape Cod Mall (best movie theater and Chinese chicken around), smoking my "glaucoma medicine", air hockey, porn, Madden Football, screwin', National Geographic Channel, pro-wrestling, going to the driving range, Brett Favre, and HBO.
I don't like the FCC, reality TV, assholes, the beach, high-top sneakers, Dick Cheney, hot weather, Mike's Hard Lemonade, huge fake tits, Gilmore Girls, joggers, crack, WMDs, AIDS, Wendy's, MTV, diabetes, motorcycles, bugs and slugs, country music, babies, skim milk, 70's bush, stall showers, my step-mother, lemon/lime soda, cats, Disney, Ann Coulter, and hospitals.
Oh, and Johnny Depp, if you're reading this, Gilbert Grape was awesome and you were pretty badass on 21 Jump Street- but you're still a fag. Yeah, I said it. Somebody had to.
Also, to Bill Murray, I never thought you were all that funny to begin with, but you REALLY suck now. You too, Steve Martin. Dan Akroyd ahould throw a "Time to Pack It In" party at his cabin in the icy cold woods of Canada. He'll invite you two assholes, Colin Quinn, Carrot Top, Owen Wilson, Celine Dion, Ric Flair, and Tommy Davidson. There'll be an avalanche and the cabin will be buried under the snow. You'll all have to run the train on Celine just to stay warm. Then, after a few days, you'll start to get really hungry. Soon after that you'll start to kill and eat one another. Months later when snowboarders find the house there will be no survivors and I won't have to see any of you any more......
I guess that about sums me up.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone that can make me laugh, or keep up with me in an argument. A low-brow sense of humor and a foul mouth help, too. Oh yeah - I'd also like to meet THESE lovely ladies:

Stacy Keibler

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Connelly

Misty Mundae

Stephanie McMahon

Morgan Webb

Rachael Ray

Music:

I like a little bit of everything and I used up all my energy listing movies, so forget it.

Movies:

If I actually tried to list all of my favorite movies here, I would collapse from exhaustion and die with my face all smooshed into the keyboard. How will I decide which ones will make the list? How many should I incude? The only solution is this - I will compose a completely random list of my favorite movies until I have to piss...........which is going to be soon. Full Metal Jacket, Swamp Thing, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Boondock Saints, Phantoms, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Team America, Stand by Me, Starman, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Tron, Underworld, Jaws, 13 Ghosts, Little Shop of Horrors, Krull, Cell, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Wishmaster, Rocky III, Swingers, Return of the Living Dead, Rudy, The Last House on the Left, Braveheart, D.A.R.Y.L., The Other Sister, In the Cut, Unfaithful, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Don't Look in the Basement, Orgasmo, A Clockwork Orange, Big Money Huslas, Men at Work, Firestarter, The Toxic Avenger, The Shawshank Redemption, Flight of the Navigator, Hair, Freeway, The Breakfast Club, Goodfellas, Mallrats, Idle Hands, Freddy vs, Jason, Vulgar, It, Saving Private Ryan, The Quick and the Dead, Very Bad Things, Predator, Clerks, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, The Star Wars six, Blade, the Evil Dead trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Night of the Creeps, Pink Flamingos, One Night at McCool's, Creepshow, The Frighteners, 28 Days Later, Once Bitten, The Adventures of Remo Williams, Ghoulies, Spawn, Monkeybone, Big trouble in Little Chima, Showgirls, Spun, The One, Dodgeball, Gladiator, The Rock, The Neverending Story, The Matrix, Airheads, Three Kings, The Waterboy, Total Recall, The Mod Squad, Bad Boys, Billy Madison, The Poseidon Adventure, Spider-Man, Suicide Kings, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Teen Wolf, UHF, Lone Star State of Mind, The Princess Bride, Big, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Night shift, Alien, Fantasia, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

Television:

House, Jericho, CSI, Dexter, Entourage, Deadwood, Scrubs, The War at Home, Carnivale, Smackdown, Raw, and anything on the National Geographic Channel.

Books:

I can't read very well because I have retinopathy but Nicole reads to me at night. I like horror books (Stephen King mostly)but a good story is a good story so I'll give anything a shot.

Heroes:



My Blog

about 3-ish

I seem to be having a hard time sleeping after my dialysis treatments.  Monday I was up until about six in the morning and Wednesday night I never went to bed at all.  From the looks of thin...
Posted by Letharge on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:04:00 PST

it could be worse, I guess

I just finished my second full week of hemodialysis.  This is the second time I've spent Friday night nausious and siezed with cramps, but I don't really mind.  Feeling better for most of th...
Posted by Letharge on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:13:00 PST

Not dead yet....

I just got back from the hospital about two hours ago.  My excuse for not being around lately has been that i've been feeling like I was going to die.  Well, I'm not.  Not yet, anyway.&...
Posted by Letharge on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST

I'll miss you, Bam Bam.

Pro wrestler Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow has passed away in Florida from undisclosed causes. Bigelow, 45, grew up in North Jersey and learned to wrestle at the legendary Monster Factory facility in Mount ...
Posted by Letharge on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:54:00 PST

Paula's Pennance

      He heard a car pull up out front and knew who it was.  Grinning just a little bit, he went to the front door in time to see her kill the engine of the gar...
Posted by Letharge on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST

best bisexual softcore torture/fetish horror actress EVER

  This is Misty Mundae, aka Erin Brown, birth name Erin DeWright, and I am her newest fan.  If you ever wanted to watch Fiona Apple fuck a werewolf, this is the chick to check out.  ...
Posted by Letharge on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

Questions for a Sad Clown

A friend posted this survey in a bulletin.  I don't usually fill these things out but this one had some kinda cool questions so I figured I'd post my answers here.   Can you cook?  ...
Posted by Letharge on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:02:00 PST

A Rant About Pam's Tits

Fake boobs are fucking gross.I was just flipping through the new issue of Playboy with Pam Anderson Lee Rock on the cover.I blame the steady decline of the self-confidence of natural, beautiful women ...
Posted by Letharge on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST

Rooney Goes Loony

Before reading this, please know that these quotes were not spoken by me.  I agree with some and disagree with others.  I guess I'm impressed by the fact that we, as American citizens, still...
Posted by Letharge on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (full feature)

One of my all-time favorites, I've seen this movie at least a dozen times. Horror and B-movie fans both agree - this flick is a classic.Watch the whole film here!Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Letharge on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST