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SARCASTIKAT

Life's not a rehearsal

About Me

I'm an eternal optimist, very honest, generous and I have a good sense of humour. I am not marriage material and it would be nice if you took the trouble to read my profile before contacting me, see if we have anything in common. Thanks.
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My Interests

music metal, rock, ska, punk. film, reading, internet, ps2, things that make you go mmm

I'd like to meet:

A millionaire with a dodgy ticker

You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot


100%

Violent


63%

Soft


56%

Exciting


50%

Shy


44%

Sweet


44%

Wet


44%

Awkward


0%
What is your sexual style?
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Music:

AC/DC,AFI,Alice Cooper, Alkaline trio,Antony & the Johnsons, arcade fire, arctic monkeys, audioslave,Bad religion, the beatles,biffy clyro, billy talent,black sabbath,blondie, bloodhound gang, blur,bob dylan,breed 77, the clash,coheed & cambria, cooper temple clause, the coral,the cranberries,cream, the cult,the datsuns, david bowie,deep purple, dogs die in hot cars,the doors, dragonforce,the eagles, the eels, elvis costello,floggin molly, foo fighters,frank zappa, franz ferdinand,fun boy 3, futureheads, garbage,gary numan,goldie lookin' chain, greenday,head automatica, hoobastank,hope of the states,inme, interpol,INXS, iron maiden, the jam,jet,jethro tull, jimmi hendrix,joy division kaiser chiefs,kate bush, the killers,king prawn, the kinks,kooks, lacuna coil,led zepplin less than jake, linkin park,louis xiv,mad caddies, madonna, marilyn manson,maximo park, megadeth, METALLICA,muse,neil young, NIN,nirvana, oasis, ocean colour scene,the offspring,pantera,paul weller. pearl jam, pink floyd,portishead,prince, Q.O.T.S.A,RHCP, reel big fish, rolling stones,rory gallagher, scissor sisters,sex pistols,skunk anansie, slayer, slipknot, smashing pumpkins,sparks, the specials, the stranglers,sum 41, SOAD,T-rex,thin lizzy,tool,the undertones, van halen,velvet revolver, velvet underground,we are scientists, weezer, the who,wolfmother, the zutons AND many many more. I like listening to new bands or different genres. I HATE dance, prance trance, jazz, cRAP, country & western but apart from these I'll give anything a whirl..com
You scored as Heavy Metal/Old School. You are a normal die hard metal fan, you love old school and will support metal to the death, Death to false metal and to other genres apart from metal!!!

Heavy Metal/Old School


62%

Black Metalist


53%

Thrash Metalist


47%

Power Metalist


47%

Progressive Metalist


43%

Non-Metal


43%

Death Metalist


38%

Funeral Doom Metalist


33%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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Movies:

All Tarantino's except Jackie Brown, comic horror, slasher flicks and it has to be said chick flicks. I own about 250 films on either video or dvd so yes I have a bit of an addiction and my living room looks like blockbuster check my blog chances are I've either got it or seen it.
Murderer your the psychotic maniac who is killing every one
off. You love sacring people silly.....oh and
you never die.

Television:

C.S.I, the simpsons,24, NYPD Blue, cold case, bones, criminal minds, i don't like soaps and i don't watch much T.V! DEXTER!!! must see tv, Heroes, Prison break, Grey's anatomy.

Books:

I like books that take you to another time, place or culture. Favourite books: Memoirs of a geisha by Arthur Golden, A stone for Danny Fisher by Harold Robbins, To kill a mocking bird by Harper Lee, Brick Lane by Monica Ali, The Godfather by Maro Puzo, Obsession by Susan Lewis, The Dark Tower by Stephen King, Red Dragon by Thomas Harris, Weaveworld by Clive Barker, The Amtrak Wars by Patrick Tilley, Queenie by Michael Korda, Haywire by James Mills, Peach by Elizabeth Adler, The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold, Deadfolk, Fags and lager both by Charlie Williams, Stone Junction by Jim Dodge. Favourite authors:Clive Barker, Tom Sharp, Jackie Collins, Sidney Sheldon, Thomas Harris
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kathryn
Birthday: 15th january
Birthplace: the living room
Current Location: over here
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde (intelligent brunette lurks beneath)
Height: 5' 2" yes i'm a short arse
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: half retard, half whore
The Shoes You Wore Today: none i haven't left the house today yet
Your Weakness: chocolate
Your Fears: wasps the mean vindictive little bastards
Your Perfect Pizza: in my belly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: goal? i'm crap at footie
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: apparently, well and ahahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: need a pee
Your Best Physical Feature: my hands
Your Bedtime: usually midnight before i turn into a pumpkin
Your Most Missed Memory: i have altzheimers
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: what's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: like a trooper
Do you Sing: yes (just try getting me off the karaoke
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: see above
Do you belive in yourself: in my existence?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: as opposed to butt ugly? i guess so
Are you a Health Freak: HELL NO
Do you get along with your Parents: i suppose
Do you like Thunderstorms: no my dog constantly barks at them
Do you play an Instrument: the pink and purple oboe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: fuck yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription or other?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again, what's a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i'm not american
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: see above
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww no thanks
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does music count?
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: maybe
Ever been Beaten up: not recently
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any so long as there's two
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: above me so unless your a dwarf you'll do
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: wtf NAKED
Number of Drugs I have taken: dunno
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: three
Number of things in my Past I Regret: what's the point?
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Heroes:

Jimmi Hendrix, Uma Thurman, Kayface and skanky.
.. You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


95%

Hannibal Lecter


90%

Leatherface


85%

Michael Myers


85%

Candyman


75%

Jigsaw


70%

Jason Voorhees


60%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Captain Spaulding


30%

Buffalo Bill


30%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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