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Pharaohess

SARCASTIC WIT! Whhrrrrrr

About Me

Hmmmm, about me...Well, I'm usually very happy, laugh at anything and everything...And that includes having the abilty to laugh things off. I'm incredibly easy going...I can make light of any situation...Of course that can also backfire at times...Plus not to mention that added with my "blurting" and that can get awkward. Which brings me to...Yes I am a total blurter...I'm the one who has to say something no matter what it is at any given uncomfortable silence. Guess that's my nervous habit. Oh well, I've learned to live with it and gotten used to it...It's just everyone else who needs to do the same.
I have a very dry sarcastic wit...And it sometimes can easily be taken wrong...Again, add in the blurting and uhoh, could get ugly.I wouldn't consider myself as someone with tons of friends...I mean "good friends"...Cuz they're very hard to come by. I'm not one who's capable of just working the room with pointless "not really getting to know the real person" chatter...I try to overly get to know someone...That's how you make real friends...But not all can get along, so when you can't just make "club chatter" not all are going to like you...I'm an all or nothing type...Can't just have the almost faceless acquaintances. And most people, sadly, are very superficial...They don't want to get to know you that well...And certainly don't want you knowing them.To sum it up...I'm not into small talk...Can't do it to save my life...That's what I'm trying to say.I'm not the slightest bit fake...I couldn't be any more me...No matter where I am or what I'm doing...I'm always me...Even if noone in the room seems to like me...That usually means they're the ones being fake and God forbid if they crack a smile. So in that case...I am not the one with the problem.
Oh and just for the record...I am not high maintenance...I can't be bothered to get my hair cut into a style that requires more than 5 minutes styling time...Don't get me wrong, I always look presentable...Just not insane about it.
And the only time I am ever particular is when I'm ordering breakfast...It's also the only time that I'm really indecisive...Ok so what, I want one of each, sausage and bacon and a piece of each, white and wheat bread...Whatever.I am also not a geeky girl...Now I'm nowhere near obtuse...But I'm certainly not always using my brain. I can sit along side you and ponder things for hours but I don't have the answers and I can't excessively explain why I feel what I feel and why I think the way I do...And you'll annoy the Hell out of me if you demand answers or keep pushing me for facts that I can't, just don't care to or think I should have to produce.
So as I may not be exceedingly intuitive or have major indepth conversations...I'm certainly clever, witty, classy and charming...And I have morals and values...Whereas I don't dream of ever winning the Nobel Peace Prize...I do however dream of the simpler life, All I long for is that special someone to settle down with and raise a beautiful family with...That's all I'd like out of life...Nothing else matters to me when it comes right down to it...I won't even mind if we can't afford that white picket fence you hear so much about.
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My Interests

What makes me, me...Talking!, Sleeping, Dry Humor, Sarcastic Wit, Music, Shopping, Concerts, Movies, Dining, Just hanging, Picture Taking, Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, Museums, Egypt, NY City, Ice Skating, Sledding and Tubing, Camping, Kayaking, Mountain Biking, Hiking, Crafting, Making jewelry, Vintage Clothing/Accessories, Anything fluffy, fuzzy or shiny!, Cats, Buffalos, Choc. Frappes, Hostess Cupcakes, French fries, Steamers...Love all that!I hate...Spiders, heights, and all the basics that make some people God awful...And all the other basics as well.

I'd like to meet:

Well for friends...
Anyone as long as you're nice, a good person, loyal, and please, don't be one sided! Friendship is a two way street and I'm so sick of the one sided people out there.I take my friendships very seriously and my loves even moreso. I'm not hard to get along with but do expect to be treated with the respect I deserve, I'm tired of bending over backwards for friends and in return being let down the one time I turn to them for whatever it may be.
I realize, we're only human...But by the third let down, I'm all through with the so called "friendship". I just can no longer be bothered if the "friendship" is all give on my side and all take on theirs.
I need people in my life who can appreciate my wit, rather than always think I'm attacking and go for the attack right back...Lame...Or even worse, someone so pathetic who thinks I'm doing nothing but making fun of them and then they just want to curl up and die or spend the rest of the time complaining...Ugh...Draining! Seriously, get a sense of humor already and some damn self esteem! Honestly, there's a difference between a slight ribbing and a condecending jerk, and I am not the latter...But if you look hard enough for the faults in others, your mind will find something...And if that's how you spend your time, you'll also find yourself with one less friend.
Honestly, I take the nice part back...You don't even have to be that nice. I wouldn't consider myself to be overly nice...I'm friendly, but not incredibly nice. So the nice part is marginal...Just be loyal and giving...If I listen to your story...Then you should listen to mine...And so on...It's only fair. So if that's not you...I don't need to know ya.
And I realize that noone ever likes anyone else 100% and you have things you'd like to discuss with other friends about another...But there's a fine line between that and being two faced...And I will not stand for a two faced "friend".I feel I must also add in...At the age that I am...I really have no patience for anyone overly immature, stupid, miserable and/or too ridiculous for not only me but life itself. It's not that I'm a bitch...I have been called a bitch before but really, it doesn't count because take a look at who's saying it...It's either one of the types I've mentioned or just some creep/jerk I didn't want in my life...So there was no weight behind it and therefore, also no affect.
It is true though, an Aquarians motto is, "Don't tread on me"...So there's why I just can't get along with certain people...And why I am the way I am.
I'm not trying to sound negative myself by typing all this out...It's just that I have unfortunately came into contact many times in my life with all these types of people...I feel I have had my fair share and then some...And I am merely stating that I am so done with their negativity...And hoping all those new and old will read this before contacting me.And as for my "buddy list"...I purposely catagorized friends in order of whom I met first...BUT I went with up and down rather than side to side to show that I really don't have an actual order of who I like better...And I so hate the friend list for that reason. I wish I could do away with the top list altogether...At the very least, it's hidden until you view my friends...But then my "order" doesn't show the same way I see it...And I really don't care...And neither should anyone else.
Now for love...Here's my criteria...To sum it up...Don't be a complete jerk, have some manners and try to be a good person as often as you can...
And I must be fascinated...And this is why I'm still single...Cuz less and less people are creative, interesting or even at the least have a sense of style...I blame it on taking art out of our schools. And the bad taste in music...Well that's probably from taking music out of our classrooms as well...What is this world coming to?!Guess I couldn't fully sum it up in one line. But at least I'm now down to one line and one paragraph...Seriously, I used to have a huge list...Still no boat shoes or sandals though...I'm just not budging on that one.Really, I'm surprised that this is proving to be way too much to ask for.And all you collectors... I don't always just add someone...I get quite a few friend requests, and depending on...1) Who you are2) Where you live3) What you say4) What type of mood I'm inI may or may not just add you...And on a related note, it's one thing to not say hello first, but after I do add you blindly and then when I say hello to you and you don't reply, well that's just rude...And I won't be used just to make your list look colorful...You have a better chance if you say a quick hello to go along with your request to be added...But I myself, have never cared to be popular. ___________________________________________

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Music:

Depeche Mode, (And Dave Gahan solo of course) Alice In Chains, (Jerry Cantrell solo also) Madonna, U2, Stabbing Westward, Wolfsheim, And One, Cruxshadows, Covenant, Apop, INXS, Duran Duran, New Order, The Cult, Janes Addiction, Sisters, Ministry, Trouble, Danzig, NIN, OLD Marilyn, Nirvana, Ratt, The Bravery, The Fixx, Phil Collins (That greatest hits is great! Also Genesis' Hits) ABC, Culture Club, Cinderella, Faster Pussycat, L.A. Guns, Guns N' Roses

Movies:

Lord of the Rings (all of course), Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Cold Mountain, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, In the Name of the Father, The Patriot, Saving Private Ryan, Dances w/Wolves, Behind Enemy Lines, Enemy at the Gates, The Count of Monte Cristo, Mississippi Burning, Of Mice and Men, Willard, Signs, Sixth Sense, Wuthering Heights, Indiana Jones, Romancing the Stone, War of the Roses, Alive, River Wild, Vacation(All), Dumb and Dumber, The Mummy, Die Hard(All), Doloris Claiborne, Cast Away, Green Mile, Gangs of New York, Road To Predition, Legends of the Fall, The Burbs, What's eating Gilbert Grape, Edward Scissorhands, Benny & Joon, Sleepy Hollow, Halloween (all, except for that third one), Dracula, Frankenstein, Texas Chainsaw..(Not that ridiculous original with the annoying loser in the wheelchair), Eye for an Eye, Fire in the Sky, War of the Worlds (So creepy...To me, those are the scary movies) Meet the parents, What about Bob, The Money Pit, The Princess Bride, Harry and the Henderson's, The Bear, Homeward Bound, Lion King, Lost Boys, Stand by Me, Goonies, Willow, U2 Rattle and Hum,Tristan and Isolde was sad. Any Abbot and Costello And SpongeBob the movie was pretty damn funny.

Television:

I Love Lucy, Laverne and Shirly, Golden Girls, Wings, Coach, Newhart, Little House, CSI, Law and Order, Blind Date, Seinfeld, RoseAnne (Before she won the money and Dan left her), Cheers, Frasier, King of Queens, Still Standing, Gomer Pyle, The Look For Less, Emergency Vets, Unwrapped, Carol Duvall Show, Martha Stewart, Howard Stern, Garfield, SpongeBob, South Park, Simpsons, The Muppets, Mystery Science Theater 3000And I can't forget all the shows that make me think and amaze me...Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, Beyond Belief, In Search Of, New Detectives, American Justice, City Confidential, Cold Case Files.Nor can I forget how I enjoy watching the late great Steve Irwin...Also, Jeff Corwin...And let me add in, Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls and Les "Survivorman" Stroud.

Books:

Wuthering Heights, Little House, Anne of Green Gables (series), The Hobbit, Ghost of Windy Hill, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Cask of Amontillado, Of Mice and Men, And I don't want to live this life, Long hard road out of Hell, Linda Goodman's Love Signs.I am now reading Get Born Again, it's about the life and death of Layne Staley...But I can't say it's even a good book, let alone a fav...I feel the chick who wrote it is an awful writer...It's just put together horribly so I find myself moreso skimming.And I can't forget...The little Red Hen and Socks for Supper (morals to live by). Nor can I forget my all time fav, Hansel and Gretal...Just such a cool story...Damn older brother for breaking that slide and mini record!Plus, anything on Egypt, Ghosts, Beauty, Makeup, Jewelry making, Horoscopes, Cats or Serial Killers.

My Blog

Um wow...I had no idea...

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Posted by Pharaohess on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

And heres another crazy E-Bay related story...

So I bid on these funny little Star Wars figurines at the very beginning of Oct. to give to my brother for his Birthday which is now coming up in Dec. So I pay and never hear from them...Af...
Posted by Pharaohess on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:31:00 PST

Category = File this under WTF?!

What a lame ass little...Be-otch!!! Long story short...I've been selling some things over on "GothicAuctions". This nice lady wanted these pink sneakers, that I was selling, for her daughter...And on...
Posted by Pharaohess on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

So so sad...

I just now made the appt. for my bestest buddy, Whitfield to get checked out...Not put down...But I just know that that's what's going to come soon after. So basically this is the consultation about p...
Posted by Pharaohess on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

O.K. Bear, Now you've gone too far...

He just squeezed the liquid out of elephant dung and drank it. This is beyond Man Vs. Wild...Even past Man Vs. Fear Factor...More like Man Vs. Horror Movie. And here I thought the boink the bunny took...
Posted by Pharaohess on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:44:00 PST

I knew it was only a matter of time...

Until I'd run into some loser that I can't stand from MySpace. And since they spend days looking at my pics and I never at theirs...They'd of course recognize me and I'd haven't a clue as to who's yel...
Posted by Pharaohess on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:16:00 PST

I'm Going To End Up Putting The F'ing Lotion In The Basket...

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Posted by Pharaohess on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:51:00 PST

I Went Camping In Maine This Past Weekend...

And what fun that was!!! I am now a professional camper! Well, 99% pro...It would've been 100% had we had room for my "Hassock" porta potty. HeeHee! But I kid you not...The outhouse near us was not ba...
Posted by Pharaohess on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST

As For The Widow...

As much as I'd love to think that it came in a box from wherever (To make myself feel better) It prbly did just waltz right up from the cellar. Cuz well, I've been doing some research...And it's a No...
Posted by Pharaohess on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:35:00 PST

I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up...

So long story as short as I can make it...Been camping...It's my new "thang"...Needed camping equiptment...Turned to E-Bay for help...Bid on a bunch of much needed goods from the same seller. Well the...
Posted by Pharaohess on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST