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Legs Dancer

Let’s go up to the spa and get some hoodsies with jimmies.

About Me

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My Interests

MUSIC...Art...Art that was made with music...movies...watching movies in bed...artsy romantic movies with subtitles...cheesy 80s movies about high school life...relaxing with a few close friends...tea (iced or hot)...sports that don't get enough respect (Badminton, Curling, Lacrosse...), travelling (my passport is almost full), cooking, road trips with great music in the car, doodling, views from mountain tops, fresh air (yeah, I do live in L.A.), and probably more stuff each day.

I'd like to meet:

Both Russell Brand (again...and again...and again...) and his famous kitty Morrissey, too.**Please, no blind add requests if I don't know you in person or we haven't met. I might have met you at a party or at a bar, but the brain doesn't work that great sometimes. Please send me a quick introductory how-do-you-do. Thanks...

Music:

First and foremost: and ... then Black Flag, The Stones, Bowie, Beatles post-mop top phase/after India visits, Pulp, Japan, Kinks, Visage, Pink Floyd (with Syd mostly), Belle & Sebastian, campy 60s pop, The Smiths, Bauhaus, GN'R, things with theramins or Moogs, Nick Cave, Spiritualized, Air, Joy Division, Wire, 13th Floor Elevators, the Pogues, Stone Roses, Einstuerzende Neubauten, New Order, Black Flag, L.A. Guns (yes, I'm serious), Siouxsie and those Banshees, Skinny Puppy, James Brown, Marion, T. Rex, Elvis, Echo & the Bunnymen, Leg. Pink Dots, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, the Cult, Mercury Rev, Led Zep, Super Furry Animals, Dandy Warhols, The Cars, Velvet Underground, Lap Top, Hanoi Rocks, Roxy Music, Hawkwind, Black Flag, Sisters of Mercy, Tom Jones, Queen, NIN, Beachwood Sparks, Slowdive, Duran Duran, Mojave 3, the Doves, the Animals (Eric Burdon!!!), The Warlocks, Kasabian, The Damned, BJM, the Undertones, the Stooges, The Black Angels, Silver Apples, and way too many others.

Movies:

All sorts of stuff. Concert films. Anime. "Office Space" is my life. "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" and "House of Flying Daggers" still make me cry at the end. Lately "The Science of Sleep" and "Pan's Labyrinth." Also, "Godfather II", "Goodfellas," John Hughes 80s movies that make me wish that was what high school was really like, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." "Kill Bill" Vol. 1 and 2 (mostly 2). Almost anything by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu or Wes Anderson. Italian cinema currently provides me with more hope than American moviemaking ("Romanzo Criminale"). Movies with cool costumes and music ("Amadeus," "Rock n' Rock Circus," "Velvet Goldmine," etc.), almost anything with Christopher Walken, Benicio del Toro, Gael Garcia Bernal, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ralph Fiennes, Rodney Dangerfield, or Sean Penn.

Television:

mostly PBS, Food Network, and History Channel and whatever British nuggets I can get from BBC America and You Tube

Books:

Mostly European, Roman and Greek Archaeology, Historical biographies, and Art books because I like to look at the pretty pictures. Oh--and books about Astrology, Feng Shui, tarot cards and cookbooks.

Heroes:

My Gran-ma (RIP), Chrissie Hynde Paula Deen (who kind of reminds me of my Gran-ma) and Nigella Lawson (Yes, I'm a Food Network Nerd)

My Blog

Havin’ a bit of a New Romantic moment...

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Posted by Legs Dancer on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

It’s Official...

Ugg boots are undeniably and irrevocably UNFASHIONABLE.I thought so Day One that they came out, but they've seemed to linger in fashion mags and on the feet of owners way too long.But they're done.To...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

boobies...as in b(o)(o)bies

Dear Boobies,Why is it when I try to do good thingslike work out at the gym, eat well, etc.you disappear?Stomach is stubborning staying a tenant of my bodyAss, too.But Boobies--I need you to stick aro...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

Bad grammar and spelling: the best anti-aphrodesiac

I can be "particular."Okay, "a bitch," perhaps.I do not think that I am alone, though, with having the following pet peeves.If you would like to get to my sweet inner sanctum be ready to navigate thro...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

Store security gone stupid

I walked over to my local Rite Aid today to pick up some items,one of them being razor blades as I do not want to be mistaken for a member of the Romanian Olympic Discus Throwing team (though my more ...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST

A 3-! addendum to my previous Ticketmaster "Fuck You"

Before it was just a "Fuck you"Now it’s a "Fuck you !!!"I posted a blog about how I spent $15 for a Russell Brand ticket...Then a $5 "convenience fee" for the "convenience" of dealing with Ticke...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

Ticketmaster: What the fuck? Seriously, the fuck.

It’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with Ticketmaster. Thankfully, I’ve been more about the smaller club gigs and when I’ve been in the larger venues that do use Ticketm...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

East Coast vs. West Coast

East Coast: "I'll call you." (meaning: I will call you at my earliest convenience.)West Coast: "I'll call you." (meaning: If I'm bored or could use you for some networking connections, sure, I'll call...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:12:00 PST

a "T-pass" is now a "Charlie Card?"

Shit, I thought a "Charlie Card" would be a credit card or a library card that was used to chop up blow. Here's some funny Wikipedia schoolin' on New England speak Boston slang From Wikipedia, the fr...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

this is the most smiletastic song

Business Time by Flight of the Concords... UnghhGirl tonight we're gonna make loveYou know how I know?Because it's WednesdayAnd Wednesday night is the night that we usually make loveTuesday night is t...
Posted by Legs Dancer on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST