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David Dancer

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About Me

Recent reviews by David D. What's this?, seriously!Substance Avoider, Questionable Driver, Social Drinker (:(), Cookie Baker, Cat Lover, Drunk Texter, Music Appreciator, Bargain Hunter, Top or Bottomer?!, Cubicle Worker, iPOD Hater, Whore Escaper, Fake Address Giver, Late Arriver, OCD - Hand Washer, Neck Kisser, SAAB Owner, Obscene Comment Leave-er, Record Shopper, News Follower (I thought most of these up while I was walking home wasted.) ... Besides that, I'm nice ANNNNNNND my car has a HEATED Rear Seat.+ I like obscene glitter graphics:(yeah, like 1%)*© whateverlife.com© whateverlife.comHHI-BOSTON -I fucking HATE spiders.....Play this while Adult. is playing.......

My Interests

Summer Ice Cream Dates Older People European sedans New Order tattoos. Older People. Diet Pills $8 Vodka Tonics. 80's Pop Culture that I shouldn't remember. weekend warriors. Casual Fridays. 3 day weekends. Cubicles. Large Felines. $3.50 Gin and Tonics. (the EAGLE, obviously) Unusual Weight Loss COOKIES/ YUMMIES Disposing my disposable income on mixed drinks and DEVO records... AIR BAGS Drinking Wine with others Drinking Wine Alone :'( Getting Wasted with HOTTIES. + ewww, FRIENDSTER link +and comparing mZ. CoCoAz' size to 12" LPs....

I'd like to meet:

A silver fox. (yes, that kind.)+ ******* Providence Roller Derby *******MORE FORMER FATTIES with the same emotional baggage.... + more BFFs / strangers who send messages before friend requests*****...People that get paid to make this:and maybe Uffie...

Movies:

....Heathers, Short Bus, 24 hour party people (- the parts with the "Happy Mondays"), Everything's gone green, Gleaming the Cube (a.k.a. "A brother's love" when it aired on FOX over 10 years ago), Valley Girl, Liquid Sky (too twisted to ever forget), Flight of the Navigator, Pretty in Pink, the Breakfast Club, etc... the Crow (1), Pulp Fiction, 28 days later, Dig, Sixteen Candles, Repo Man sucked... but I like it for obvious reasons (see musical likings above), Pump up the Volume, all dogs go to heaven, ummm, I like the soundtrack to Trainspotting, but was never a big fan, but I do like the velvet goldmine, along with other Fun movies with Fun scenarios. No Pauly Shore please.

Television:

20/20, The New Adventures of Old Christine, the Antiques Roadshow, Dateline, Project Runway, Law and Order + SVU, C.S.I. Miami and NY (Vegas is too trashy), all up to the minute news, A/C 360, Beverly Hills 90210, Two and a Half Men, that sex-ed show with the old canadian woman, that says/does dirty things... the price is right, duck tales re-runs at 3 am, American Idol, Punky Brewster, Desperate Housewives, Two and a Half Men, Seinfeld, Boston Legal, Family Guy, ElimiDate (when I am feeling trashy / like a waste of life, or just strolled in after last call, and I am really wasted / don't care what is on), Ghost Writer, Bill Nye,...

Books:

Troubled Girls, Get in the Van, American Hardcore, flashy pop culture books of 70's / 80's icons that are 50% pictures, and 50% unflattering stories about them....

Heroes:

GlaxoSmithKline, Rozz Williams +, and certain Halfies

My Blog

ugh.

’sup?
Posted by David Dancer on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:14:00 PST

MOVEMENT / SATURDAY / NO COVER/ SUP?


Posted by David Dancer on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:26:00 PST

How the Boston Globe ruined my name...

Yeah, so I wuz ToT@lly in the Sidekick section of the Globe on Saturday, and I was like "That's cool, I can't w8 2 read it!"Here is the write-up:" NIGHTLIFE Back where he belongs Email|P...
Posted by David Dancer on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:30:00 PST

ugh, w0rst gift 2 give yr parentz 4 the h0liday.

"7-year-old Texas girl dies on new bike December 26, 2007 SAN ANTONIOA 7-year-old girl was struck and killed by a pickup truck while riding her new bicycle in front of her home on Christmas mor...
Posted by David Dancer on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:45:00 PST

ugh, worst threesome, EVER.

yeah, tell me about it.
Posted by David Dancer on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:55:00 PST

That new Kay Jewelers commercial??

Have you seen that new Kay Jewelers commercial, where the couple is out shopping for a Christmas tree, and the guy is like "This tree comes with a gift.", and there is a Kay Jewelers gift box under th...
Posted by David Dancer on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:08:00 PST

Ewww, I h8 MTV MADE.

That show t0tally SUCKS! I don't want to see some nerd from Dracut wearing 'Big D and the Kids Table' and WATER COUNTRY T-Shirts! I don't like MTV filming people in Bumper Cars at Canobie Lake Park, a...
Posted by David Dancer on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

I can haz...

it both wayz?!I canz!
Posted by David Dancer on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

Thats not a hot fantasy ....

Don't you hate it when people at work are all talking about sports right next to your desk, and you are like "can you shut the FUCK UP?!" but as you listen closely, you realize something that's a litt...
Posted by David Dancer on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:17:00 PST

Ugh! We have the Ugliest Senators, EVER.

I would have fired rockets at their plane, too. They all look like they're about to take away one of my rights or something.  They look like the cast from that AWFUL Dick Tracy movie from 1990:...
Posted by David Dancer on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST