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Model Cafe

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About Me

I'm a little brighter than I used to be, now that the smoke's cleared. Women seem more attracted to me than ever! Still serving the best cheap drunk you can get this side of Whooville, and we don't stamp your ass with a star for the privilege. Come join Charlie, Effie, Dave, and the gang in hoisting a PBR to whatever ails ya. (Oh, and bring cash. Lots & lots of cash, yes). And if you want to post your show in the comments section, go for it, beats the urinal (which I think is the name of one of the bands on this site). Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are sober and want to stop. People who are drinking and want to drink more. People in drag, and people on drugs. Wanna-be rock stars and their mols. Oh, and all of The Regulars. You know who you are.

My Blog

Need New Pics

Hey, if you have any decent (heck, indecent'l do, too...) pics of the bar that you want posted up here, please shoot 'em this way.  Much as we all love The Scrooges, Christmas was 6 months ago...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:10:00 GMT

Why Beer is Good

Beer is good because it makes you funny. Beer is good because it makes The Model money. Beer is good Beer god. Why aren't you at the model drinking god?
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 21:47:00 GMT

SCROOGES! IN ME, DECEMBER 7TH!!

Come puke on Santa's lap, ya little wretches That's right, all you ole school wannabes, The Scrooges are migrating from O'Brien's to yours truly for a special event guaranteed to put the jingle back i...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:22:00 GMT

Bar You Might Feel At Home In...

Thanks to all the contributors - this is an ongoing list of bars across the country that you might like, if you're far from home (me, that is). Feel free to shoot me suggestions, and I'll try & keep t...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:35:00 GMT