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Finbad The Sailor

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About Me

Finbarr Heather (or just Fin). Anglo-Irish so get impeccable manners and articulacy from English side and hot temper and love for the drink from Irish side... My beloved wife Lise is the apple of my eye and the light of my life (and gives the best blowjobs in the universe). Apparently I come across as an oddball but if you don't like it/me then FUCK YOU I've got enough friends I don't need more internerd ones. Bands FUCK OFF unless I add you myself - I immediately delete anything saying 'myspacemusic....' American teenagers are especially invited to FUCK OFF. In fact nobody add me unless you genuinely share some interests and attitude with me. Very disturbed young man. EXTREMELY addictive personality (hence myspace, tattoos and booze..),overpowering breast fixation, unstable nature and have variable love fortunes... (my ex is in a mental hospital and I require stringent government checks to stay with my wife...) According to her I am a "walking talking thesaurus/ profanisaurus/ encyclopaedia". Recovered alcoholic (used to drink enough a day to kill a bull elephant) and acutely depressive. Also currently getting over the recent death of my mother. Rather fond of macaroni cheese w/bacon, Tim-Tams, Refresher bars and Skittles. Obsessed with horror movies & music. Hobbies include cooking, porn, playing instruments, seeing gigs, cruisin' and listenin' to timewarp 80's music in the car with my wife, op-shoppin' for 50c tapes to listen to in the car, swearing at weeds, talking to worms, eating cheese before bedtime, killing flies (I HATE THEM!!), making bizarre noises, talking to myself, making words out of cars' licence plates, collecting horror movie figures/models and reading. Also have a particular loathing for people who don't say thankyou when I open a door for them.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a love for rocknroll and horror movies. Love to fuck the amazing Lisey (she's mind-blowing..) and would also love to have a go at Bettie Page, Tempest Storm, Linnea Quigley, Jennifer Tilly, Jenna Jameson, Tiffany Shepis, Elvira, Bianca Beauchamp, Chasey Lain, Briana Banks, Tera Patrick, Jayne Mansfield & Marilyn Monroe (together), Tabitha Cash, Gina Gershon, Caroline Munro, Julie Strain, Jill Kelly, Honey Bee, Kitten Natividad, Dita Von Teese, Raquel Welch, L'il Kim, Monica Belluci, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jessica Rabbit and the chick with three tits off 'Total Recall'..(although she was also in 'Chopper Chicks In Zombietown' and only had the standard two - I was devo'd).

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Lovely poem

Wishing my love a seasonal greeting, I covered her over with plastic sheeting, Carefully stapled the edges down, Then threw her in the sea to drown
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:23:00 GMT