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wz3d is Wyblezilla3d's real name. his friends call him Chris. the jerks that don't like him cause they're stupid call him Chris Wyble. his mom calls him Christopher Brent Wyble when he's in trouble. he sings like a bad dream taking a shit and rhymes like he's preaching to a room full of SnakeWorshipping Crazies. he drinks more coffee than a person should be able to withstand and makes up things that don't make sense. he despises trends but loves crazes. he makes fun of your boyfriend's haircut right in front of him just to embarrass you. he does not claim a flag and he doesn't see things your way. he's passing through. he obviously hasn't mastered the whole "human being" thing yet or he wouldn't be here, but he's hoping to get it right before there's no Earth left to come back to. he makes irrelevant things happen with his mind and snickers when no one notices. he loves dancing but hates dance music. he lives in a cave. he laughs often and much like an obnoxious fucking Revenge-Of_The-Nerds character. he appreciates the things that he discovered for himself. he has a hard time with social regulations and tucking his shirt in. he has an over-active imagination that spends all day thinking up things that no one wants to hear him go on and on about. he is immune to the Mind-Control De-Evolutionizing Beam
that the rest of the planet subjects itself to every time they watch Maury Povich or listen to commercial radio. he is a walking, talking paradox who must be destroyed before he completely unravels the space/time continuum...just to do it.
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