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*Hellcat...rawr*

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About Me


Hi,I'm Dana...aka Dane.
***10 things about me:***
*I'm what you'd call slap happy*
*I'll eat you..and I'll make it look like it was a bloody accident*
*I can probably spit further than you,and I do*
*I'm adorable..deal*
*sometimes I make shit up for fun*
*I'm honest with honest people,and bullshit with bullshitters..I can hold my own*
*My insides are made of candy,'tis true*
*all stalkers welcome..just don't eat all the pie while you're here,and we'll be cool*
*music makes my ears twitch and it tickles and makes me all giggly*
*you might be able to win my heart with a pair of pink fluffy socks and a bowl of spaghetti*
*I get cyber crushes often..don't let it freak you out*
*I'm a nobody,but squirrels,doggies,and cats seem to dig me*
*My favorite number is 47..idky*
*I have fingernails,and I'm not afraid to use them*
*I can make anybody do anything I want when it suits them*
*I'll probably freak you out at some point with my psychic ability..don't worry..I shant tell anyone that you wore your grammie's pantyhose under your graduation gown...I'm cool like that*
*I read a book now and then,and I watch alot of movies when I'm not breastfeeding my 12 yr old...don't look at me like that...I plan on stopping when puberty hits,'cuz that would just be gross*
*My overuse of the **asterisk** may get on your very last nerve,just keep it to yourself =P*la-la-la-la-la...the end.
If you wanna know me just ask..if you wanna friend me...DO IT.
By the way,my page is so 3D, it's not funny.If you look at it like you would one of those 3D optical illusion image thingies...you know..relax your eyes..well,geeze...idk how to explain it..but those of you that can do it are in for a special treat.Or not..just depends if you're messed up enough to think its cool.Okay..it has a wow factor of maybe two.Forget it.
THE END...for real this time.
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My Interests



*music, *movies, *art, *family, *friends, *bowling, *trainwrecks,*natural disasters,*music,*tats,*piercings,*skaters,*punks,*geeks(exp ecially 'puter geeks..I need help),*fun in general.I'm interested in meeting new people,making new friends.I'm all sunshine and rainbows...wait...no....rainbows are gay.You'll love me,and you'll hate yourself for it...
****Favorite quotes of mine****The unexamined life is not worth living.
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions.The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. width="425" height="350"
CHAD VADER...THE SAGA CONTINUES.... .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Cowboy monkeys that like to ride dogs!
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! People with sordid pasts, punks, freaks, geeks,gays,retards,the homeless,and the drug-addicted may also apply.(Or especially a combo of the last four.) I seem to tolerate whiners well and often find them funny.
Sidenote : *clowns, mimes, and people with seven foot posters of fetuses will be shot on site with a turn of the century muzzleloader.

Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Music:

My fave is punk, but I also love rock, hardcore, thrash, rockabilly, oldies, blues. Anything that rocks,really. I have a gazillion cd's, but I'm not gonna list them all here, so I'll just list a few:Billy Idol, Sex Pistols, UK Subs, Black Flag, The Black Halos, The Black Keys, The Briefs, Reverend Horton Heat, Dead Kennedys, Pennywise, Suicidal Tendencies, The Adicts, The Cramps,The Vandals, The Vibrators, Rancid, Teen Idles,Misfits, Plasmatics, Street Brats, Dead Boys, Angelic Upstarts, DOA, DRI, COC, Prong, Cocksparrer, The Germs, Queens of the Stone Age, Social Distortion, System of a Down, Tool, The Ramones, violent femmes, arctic monkeys, the strokes, the hives, the cure, Infectious Grooves, otis redding, etta james, robert johnson, john lee hooker, t-bone walker, jimi hendrix, and ELVIS!.....Hell,you may even hear me playing the fat boys and the beastie boys in my cd player...what can I say...I'm a product of the 80's. .. width="300" height="80" ..

Movies:

comedy, sci-fi, horror (zombie flicks in particular...zombies will eat you,then they'll throw you up just to eat you again.),classics,and martial arts (Black Belt Theater was the shite! ), Walk the line, Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Casino, Donnie Darko, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Scarface,The Shining, Psycho, The Silence of The Lambs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shockwaves, Towering Inferno, Rollercoaster.If you wanna talk movies,we'll talk movies...just ask me,but whatever you do......

DON'T ask about the billygoat.

Television:

Mr.Meaty,Discovery HD.I don't have time for much TV.But when I do..damnit..it better be funny.

Books:

yes, I have a few, but they're just for show.
Coincidence??I think not....

Heroes:

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My Blog

uh...its a music thingy

Tom Waits-Lie To Me ...
Posted by *Hellcat...rawr* on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Colbert is really Ted Hitler.

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Posted by *Hellcat...rawr* on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

Ugly underwear

I am ugly underwear.Geesh. But the description fits.You Are Ugly Underwear!Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on.But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public.What Crappy...
Posted by *Hellcat...rawr* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

Once again...

I get locked inside my house more than anyone I know. I need my keys surgically attached to my hands...currently awaiting rescue.;)...
Posted by *Hellcat...rawr* on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST