..I have lived a life that poisoned my perception. When your baseline is that bizarre and fun, nothing seems to compare. The calmer side seems to be willing to accept me though. Half pirate, half corporate swine, and always tempered with the knowledge that nomatter how many chemlawn trucks you see over there, chances are the grass ain't any greener...1.) My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch...2.) Sarcasm is the blood that flows through my heart, and keeps me kicking...and finally - 3.)I live for your praise. I really do aim to please. If by some crazy coincidence I should ever happen to offend you, I want to make it right immediately. Ill help you get motivated to go and play a nice little game of hide and go fuck yourself.....
You Are From Mercury
You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows.
You probably never leave home without your cell phone!
You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you.
You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer.
Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.
What Planet Are You From?
You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
What's Your Personality Type?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||||||||| 71% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.
How Sinful Are You?
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?[friends]
