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G L E N

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About Me

1) I dazzle the local munchkins with my uncanny ability to drop two story houses on their houses. 2) When in a deep sleep I contact the wee village folk with my telepathy and recite lines from 'The Facts Of Life'......they wonder what a 'Tutti' is. 3) My Friday nights consist of dressing up as an Oompa Loompa (Gene Wilder style...none of this Depp stuff), then stand on a case of Heinz Ketchup and go off on crazed rants about the cancellation of "Cop Rock" 4) I still have nightmares about being sodomized by an Ewok, who speaks fluent German, while trying to finish filming the latest McDonald's commercial.....it's really weird....kinda scary.....and you always wake up with your favorite Teddy Bear stuck your ass. 5) I was originally in the Lord Of The Rings films as the 5th Hobbit, who talks like he's black, apparently the internerds protested and I was eventually cut. Damn, that shit is whack, yo. 6) Me and Warwick (Willow) Davis, are constantly on MSN Messenger asking, "What the hell is a Facebook?" 7) I recently picked up this big fascination with little mythical people.....but only while I write this "About Me" section.....then it's back to my "Men who dress like Gnus and chirp the theme song to Twin Peaks" fascination. 8) I dream about the day they remake The English Patient only with an all midget cast......then and only then will I make it through that whole damn movie....not because I think it'd be funny, but it'd leave you thinking more about it months after you've seen it. 9) I cry at the end of Tim Conway's video "Dorf On Golf"....it's such an emotional milestone for me. 10) I steal a box of Lucky Charms cereal from my friend Seamus O'Brien everytime I see him....;cuz it's just....well.....funny....he get's so mad.

My Interests

music. guitar. writing. drawing.Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot) Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 50% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 50% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40% Alliance 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 35% River (Stowaway) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 30% You are a pilot with a good
if not silly sense of humor.
You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.
Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

Jim Henson "sniff-sniff" Joe Strummer "sniff-sniff a little more" Joss Whedon Mark Hoppus Michael Stipe Danny Elfman Gary Larson Tim Burton Conan O'Brien

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo, Marco Beltrami, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Stolen Babies, Vast, blink-182, Pink Floyd, Balkan Beat Box, Depeche Mode, Nerf Herder, Green Day, The Cure, Lisa Gerrard, The Living End, Michael Stearns, Billie Holiday, HorrorPops, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Creature Feature, Arrested Development, Marvin Gaye, Barry Adamson, Bright Eyes, John Zorn, Nino Rota, Primus, Nirvana, Boxcar Racer, God Speed You! Black Emperor, Gloria Lynne, Llorca, The Sounds, Angels & Airwaves, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Peter Gabriel, Layo & Bushwacka!, Charlie Parker, Plus 44, Jurassic 5, The Clash, Tricky, Flogging Molly, Rachid Taha, Maraca, Thelonious Monk, Darling Violetta, The Pogues, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Hans Zimmer, Madonna, Raymond Scott, Massive Attack, People Under The Stairs, Bruce Springsteen, Placebo, Sum 41, Dead Can Dance, Tool, Portishead, Angelo Badalamenti, Michael Kamen, Tyler Bates, Marilyn Manson, Dead Can Dance, Nine Inch Nails, Philip Glass, The Pixies, Ennio Morricone, Mogwai, The Transplants, Fantomas, A Tribe Called Quest, Steve Jablonsky, The Secret Machines, The Ramones, RJD2, Operation Ivy, Venetian Snares, Peeping Tom, Raymond Scott, Screeching Weasel, Buck 65, Eminem, R.E.M., Gogol Bordello, A Perfect Circle, Cage, Anything Joe Strummer, LCD Soundsystem and Fred Penner

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, True Romance, eXistenZ, Lost Highway, Night Of The Living Dead (1968), Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Nightbreed, Mulholland Dr., The Thin Red Line, The Lost Boys, 12 Monkeys, Hellraiser,Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon, American History X, Mars Attacks!, Shaun Of The Dead, Sleepy Hollow, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), The Fisher King, Requiem For A Dream, Se7en, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Braveheart, Psycho, Crash, A Simple Plan, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Serenity, Scream 1 & 2, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Fargo and Care Bears: The Movie

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Oz, Twin Peaks, Band Of Brothers, Prison Break, Six Feet Under, 24, Lost, The Kids In The Hall, The X-files, Smallville, Carnivale and Teletubbies

Books:

The Collector/John Fowles; The Catcher In The Rye/J.D. Salinger; Weaveworld/Clive Barker; Bag Of Bones/Stephen King; Haunted/James Herbert...and comics: anything Spider-Man; Fray; Johnny The Homicidal Maniac; Squee; I Feel Sick and Bear, Buffy Season 8, Angel Season 6, Astonishing X-men

Heroes:

is this a trick question? ....it's the lips...it's gotta be the lips...

My Blog

One For The Kids

...and I wonder....why doesn't anyone post pictures of their feet on their MySpace profiles?   There is a lack of pics with people and their own feet!!!  Personally, I'm not a foot pers...
Posted by G L E N on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

may the force be with me

    PART ONE   Every morning I would jump out of bed, slip into my bunny slippers and house coat and rush downstairs to do what I think every little boy should have the r...
Posted by G L E N on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

A Mouse Makes A Nest In The Wet & Tangled Hair On Your Grandma's Back...it's kinda weird i know

It's a dimal Tuesday morning. I decide to brighten things up. I strip naked . I sit at the kitchen table, with a bowl full of Pro-Stars and that weird citrusy flavored Super Socco drink box. I d...
Posted by G L E N on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST

picture this

this one time, about ten years ago, a friend of mine, we'll just call him roy...with a t, helped me light my parents patio on fire with a simple child's chemistry set.  in an attem...
Posted by G L E N on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:17:00 PST

Ceiling Wax and Thumbtacks

      "Yes!"  he bellowed, "yes!  There were trout!"       A flounder thoughtlessly swam by, just narrowly missing the on again off aga...
Posted by G L E N on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST

.....................trout..........................

Judd Nelson is all cat and no hat. .........and why is it that when I'm fucking Jedi Master Yoda, I find myself fantasizing about Grover?    
Posted by G L E N on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST

Something That Never Goes Anywhere....For The Kids

You see, I've gotten myself in quite the predickyment. I'll start with this.  I secretly built myself a time machine out an old Tampex box and two Playstation controllers.  I thought it woul...
Posted by G L E N on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST

The Boss

I dance around the house in a red bandana.  I dance around the house in torn faded janes. I dance around the house in a tattered, sleeveless jean jacket. I dance around the house like ...
Posted by G L E N on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST

curdled milkmen for hire

it's been a donkey's age since I posted a new blog entry.  and what do I have to say for myself?  pan fried fish.   yum. and all ready 4 lines into this post and not a single hom...
Posted by G L E N on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

Disappointing Downloads

I can't help but be sorely disapointed when "one" attempts to download hardcore Martian porn films and you get a file of the  90's comedic film, "Clifford", starring Martin Short, as a littl...
Posted by G L E N on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST