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Levine the Machine

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About Me

"Memories don't mean that much to me" - Elvis Costello

"He's King Midas with a curse.
He's King Midas in reverse." - The Hollies

"I'm too sexy for my motherfucking hood.
I'm too sexy for my motherfucking low-rider" - Jayo Felony

My Interests


Hangin' with Steph, scrambled eggs, Black Velvet, Hajime Sorayama, bicycle riding, The Elvis '68 Comeback Special, THE GALACTIC ZOO DOSSIER!, olives, karaoke, hummingbirds, the roof, dollar records, Rodney's Red, frumped-out girls, kung fu, tang slang, photo boofs, making stuff , monsters, tempura udon, puppets, inconsistant accents, connect four, sassy plants, cod pieces, disgruntle birds, debate, Kessler, love handles, fabric softener, checkers, dogs, bruises, capes, contradictions, a lesson hard learned, greasy spoons, mix-CDs, yoohoo, without explaination, bowling, debunking, flamboyant street gangs, lung scent.
...and RoStarr

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Music:


Movies:

After Life, Anchorman, Amazon Women on the Moon, Barcelona, Best in Show, Big Trouble in Little China, Black Cat White Cat, Boogie Nights, The Cable Guy, Coming to America, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Cruise, Duck Soup, Elf, Empire of the Sun, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Flash Gordon, The Frisco Kid, Ghostbusters, The Graduate, Gremlins, Happiness, Honey, Human Nature, The Last Dragon, Little Shop of Horrors, Magnolia, Man Bites Dog, Matchpoint, Matinee, Metropolitan, Midnight Cowboy, Monster Squad, Old School, On the Line, Over the Edge, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Pootie Tang, Raising Arizona, Rock 'n' Roll High School, The Royal Tenembaums, The Rundown, Rushmore, Saved, Shaolin Soccer, Shoot The Piano Player, Spirit of '76, The Squid and the Whale, Storytelling, Style Wars, Take the Money and Run, Talledega Nights, Tampopo, They Live!, Thumbsucker, Time of the Gypsies, Torque, Toto the Hero, Trading Places, Vampire's Kiss, The Warriors, Water Drops on Burning Rocks, Wet Hot American Summer, Wild Style, Wild Zero, You Got Served, Zelig

Television:


Americas' Got Talent, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Good Job!, Wonder Showzen, Freaks and Geeks, Colbert Report, Democracy Now!, Tom Goes To the Mayor, The Office, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Takeshi's Castle, Upright Citizens Brigade, Vacant Lot, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, Young Ones, Astro Boy, Ultraman, Ripping Yarns, SCTV, Showtime at the Apollo, Top of the Pops, So Graham Norton, Hey Hey Hey, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Ali G, Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, All in the Family, Chapelle's Show, The League of Gentlemen, Behind the Music, Coupling(UK), Celebrity Portrait, Cops, Martin, Reno 911, Wonder Woman, the original '67 Spiderman cartoons, H.R. Pufnstuf, Bigfoot and Wildboy, Sigmond and the Seamonsters, Land of the Lost, Sister Wendy, Count Duckula, Dangermouse, Fantastic Max, Saved by the Bell, Hulabalu, Real Sex, Taxicab Confessions, The State, Exit 57, CMC, The Swan, and Lancelot Link Secret Chimp!

Books:

Ian Svenonius, Jiddu Krishnamurti, Alan Watts, Kahlil Gibran, David Eggers, Lao Tzu, Lester Bangs, Carl Jung, Folklore Legend, David Sedaris, Osamu Tezuka

Heroes:



Alan Watts, Fela Kuti, Jiddu Krishnamurti, Ram Dass, Paramhansa Yogananda, and Satan

My Blog

dammit, Janet

Is it strange that I'm infatuated with a woman that's been dead for years? I already know the answer to that question. I only know her through the few films she's been in, and the scarce collection of...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

for women on the go

A few issues of this cheap diet magazine called 'First - for women on the go' wound up in my girlfriend's posession. At first glance it looked awful; upon second look my brain shit itself. B...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:42:00 PST

things right now

"why my life rules" by nate levine in list form- jeff z. is having a party saturday night at which Stephanie and I will be displaying a couple paintings we made especially for Brooke and Agueda along ...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

dumb

I've been letting people down lately. I have no excuse. I don't notice until it's too late. Ignorance is a good word for it. Nothing too serious. But still undeniably thoughtless.
Posted by Levine the Machine on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:38:00 PST

a tribute to Karl Rove

Here's to kicking a man when he's down......
Posted by Levine the Machine on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:33:00 PST

obituary

Jay Talbert Levine Passed away June 24, 2007 after a valiant battle with cancer. He was born on April 10, 1942 in Newark, New Jersey to Mollie Goorwitz Levine and Jack Morris Levine. Jay graduated fro...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:04:00 PST

pretentious or rawsome?

"The organ is generally considered the queen of instruments. In SKY MUSIC I apply the principle of its creation of sound. However, here the instrument, the organ, is energized by living beings. Tuned ...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Dad

My father died on Sunday at his girlfriend's home in Virginia. We attended his funeral today in New Jersey. I never expected the experience would have me so shaken up. When he was alive we rarely got ...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST

WARNING: Robots!

Ok. So I guess this warning is a bit late considering their already common presence in the business and social sphere. Some of us already know, but many don't. Our planet is being slowly invaded by......
Posted by Levine the Machine on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

my very first spinal tap

The only time I seem to write in here anymore is if something fucked-up and random happens to me. Well, this time I caught the stomach flu, which triggered a chain-reaction resulting in seizures and p...
Posted by Levine the Machine on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:59:00 PST