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About Me

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My great great great grandfather came to America on the frying pan and was salted on big ass heating lam island. he lived next door to a Mcdonalds and worked as a fench fry for forty years and then found my great grandmother who was a hamburger. They got married and movied to California and had two couble cheeseburders and a chicken nugget meal. So I am part MSG!
Yep My name is Mia Autumn Rose Romance aka Lady Ker0sene or Ro as I prefer. When im not lazy I try to write my novel or songs. I play guitar and wantto start a band in the next five years. Im waiting for my friends to get their lives together because i cannot do this without my Mamsies. My friends are my hearts if you couldnt tell. I am in teh process of becoming a suicidegirl but im lazy and need to take new pics and get more ink. If you would like to suuport me please show me love. ( no creepy black guys or old men need to apply) I go to college in Belmont and I am 13 units away fom graduating. After that i have no clue what I will do with my life. All I want is to be a nomad and see the world and fall in love. I know ima lil sap. I like horror movies and all things dork. I don't know what the fuck this cartoon squirrel boy is about but it makes me angry. I miss duckman. I am half vampire which I figured is for humanity's salvation that im only a half breed because if i was a full blooded vamp you all would be doomed. I loathe my mortal side and want to take over the world and be an evil monarch! MMmmmm A girl can dream Shit I would Like to do before I die
[ ] Learn to Ride a Bike
[ ] Fly a Kite
[ ] Wedding Day Massare
[ ] Blood Wrestling
[ ] Meet Mcr
[ ] Play a Tbs song for the Band
[ ] Move out
[ ] Run away
[ ] Visit NYC
[ ] Visit Jersey
[ ] Go on a Vacatio0n with my Mafia
[ ] Watch the Star Wars Trilogy
[ ] Go to a Fangoria Convention
[ ] Go to a comic book convention
[ ] Sing with Yetti in one of her Shows
[ ] Get my fairy wing tattoo with Mams
[ ] Make out in the Rain
[ ] The Starfucks plan
[ ] Get a psycidellic fur coat
[ ] Learn to drive an dget my liscense
[ ] Fall in love
[ ] Play hide in seek in a cemetery
[ ] Meet Bam and teh CKY Crew and have my dream show done
[ ] Go to Alcatraz
[ ] Road Trip with Smoo
[ ] Start a band
[ ] Tour the world or at least the US
[ ] Slay my enemies.....Jk
[ ] See the car Bonnie and clyde were slain in
[ ] Go to Disneyland
[ ] See every movie in my horror movie list
[ ] Have a Spa day
[ ] Get a Doggie
[ ] Write Lady Ker0sene Novel
[ ] Start a Business with Mams, Yetti, and Nay
[ ] Do a Rotastic Indie Film
[ ] Finish Writing NDNu the Musical with Yetti
[ ] Pay respects to Angela's Grave R.I.P.
[ ] Despite how much I hate New Orleans I would liek to go to Mardi Gras
[ ] Get a black kitten with blue eyes
[ ] Star in a play (Chicago)
[ ] Get a Bartneending Liscense
[ ] Learn to Skatebaord better
[ ] Go the the X games
[ ] Do Suicide Girls

My Interests

acting, singing, dancing, movies, music, Emo Fabulous, skateboarding, alcohol, guitar. Kurt Cobain, Lord of the rings, bands, Bam Margera, concerts, movies, plays, x games, Wild Boyz, Drunken Pinata Parties--Don't be late. There's no time to be afraid. There's a way to clean up the mess we've made. If I could tell teh truth or lie would I attemptthe two at the same time. And expect you to applogize for trying to make things so hard. A time you'll say it's just a game we play. I can't lose the taste!--
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Leather whip
Your Favorite Target: Europeans
Your Kill Count: 233,286,703
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 9
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $161,635,195,304,470
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 63%

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I'd like to meet:

I want to Meet Billy Fucking Corgan!Someone to watch
cartoons and get int
oxicated with. Someone to scream and headbang to music with. Someone to make a total jackass of my self in fr ont of. Someone to cuddle with me at night and kiss me in the morning.Being perpertually single blows. Where is my prince charming. Please no creepy blk guys need to apply.That or Mobster Freddie. .. width="425" height="350" ..Isn't my nephew Sterling Adorable?More importantly, who I would NOT want to meet: Black guys so dont im me with stupid bullshit saying im sexy or goregous. Or if you spell Come with a U. I dont care that you think im sexy in fact thats a slap to my face so fuck you and I would never Ever go out with you

Music:

--Go on just say it! You need me like a bad habit, one that leaves you defenseless, dependent and alone!--
poetic tragedy

which song by THE USED are you?
brought to you by Quizilla My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
The Used
Armor For SLeep
Bjork
Garbage
DeathCab for Cutie
The bravery
The Hives
Portishead
Sublime
Coheed and Cambria
Maroon 5
HIM
The Killers
No Doubt
Smashing Pumpkins
ALien Ant Farm
Thr Ramones
Nirvana
System of a Down
Muse
Rage Against the Machine
Fiona Apple
Red Hot Chili Pepers
311
Floggin Molly
Foo Fighters
Violent Femmes
Sparta
Alkaline Trio
Jimmy Eats World
New Order
Tears for Fears
Aerosmith(yes Aerofuckingsmith
Queen
Incubus
Hot Hot Heat
Kasabian
Arcade Fire
Hawthorne Heights
Perfect Circle
Kaiser Chiefs
Funeral for a friend
Emery
Powerman 5000
Rob zombie
Avenges Sevenfold
black sabbath
Morrisey
too many to keep listing to be continuedOk bands that when I was way lame I liked but I deny today....P Roach, Blink, NFG, AAR, NSYNC, BSB, Ummm Oh AND LP! UGG WHAT WAS I THINKING!Bands Ive seen and want to see
[X] My Chemical Romance
[X] Taking back Sunday
[ ]Bjork
[ ] Perfect Cicle
[X] MSI
[X] Emery
[X] Armor for Sleep
[X] 311
[X] Him
[ ] Hoobastank
[ ] Cake
[ ] Ben Kweller
[X] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] The Cure
[X] Floggin Molly
[ ] Foo Fighters
[ ] RHCP
[ ] Weezer
[ ] NIN
[ ] System of A Down
[ ] Smashing Pumpkins
[X] The Used
[X] Alkaline Trio
[X] Avenged Sevenfold
[X] Blue October
[X] Lost Prophets
[X] Face to Face
[X] Alien Ant Farm
[ ] Fiona Apple
[ ] Deathcab for Cutie
[ ] Muse
[X] Funeral For a Freind
[ ] Coheed and Cambria
[X] Strokes
[ ] Tool
[ ] Casualties
[ ] Iron Maiden
[X]The Unseen
[ ] Greenday
[ ] Violent Femmes
[ ] No Doubt
[X] Backstreet Boys
[ ] Kasabian
[ ] Kaiser Chiefs
[X] N Sync
[X] Hawthorn Heights
[X] Franz Ferdnand

Movies:

Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko,Lord of The Rings, Rocky Horror, Pirates of the Carrabien, Troy(it was awesomely lame), The Producers(even though teh musical is better),childs play, slience of the lambs, saw, anything horror and gorey, 28 days later (cause the dude was hot and he was covered in blood...mmmblood "blood blood so much blood!) Did I mention Interview with a vampire? Ok ummmm Vampire movies duh...Zorzoz? Triplets of Belvidille, Kill Bill, Nightmare Befroe X MAs, BeetleJuice,Harold an dKumar go to Whitecastle, Adams Family, Napolean Dynamite, Chicago, too many to keep on naming them
Napoleon Dyanamite (Please rate my quiz)
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla--"Are you drinking one percent milk because you think you are fat? Because you are not, you can be drinking whole milk if you wanted."--
You are Donnie Darko! You are confused and mentally
unstable but you are a truly great guy who just
wants to love, be loved, and not die alone.
"I promise one day everything will be
better for you."
Which Donnie Darko Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla--"Donnie: You are such a Fuck Ass! Elizabeth:Did you just call me a Fuck Ass? Well you can go suck a Fuck!Donnie: Please tell me Elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck? Elizabeth:Would you like to know? Donnie:Please tell me (Im all Ears!) Mom: Stop that now!.....Akward silence Samatha: What's a Fuck Ass?"--

Television:

Stranger,4400,Ren and Stimpy, That 70's Show, Friends, Duckman, SNL, Punk'd!, Mad Tv, MTV Videos, Wild Boys!, Futurama, Inuyasha, Family Guy, Viva La Bam!, The Simpsons, Who's Line, The Nanny, Cold Case Files, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wolf, Super Milk Chan, Everybody Loves Raymond, Anything on Comedy Central, Unsolved Mysteries, LAW and ORder SVU, Sex in the City, ummm Ill get back to you when I find some more, I usually don''t turn on my tv unless one of these shows is on. Other than that it sits colecting dust. I need a playstation so I can kill things.

Books:

Lord of The Rings, The Illiad, The Oydessy, Gilgamesh, Angela's Ashes,Memoirs of a Geisha, Zombie Survival Guide,Haunted

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Lucille Ball, Billy Corgan,Gwen Stefani, My Grandmother

My Blog

i miss you baby

I miss the way you currled up to me at nightThe way you greeted me when I came homeThe way we loved eachother from the first moment we metYou were my heart and sanityAnd your new home is my gift to yo...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

Rebuilding these Walls

My father fortress paper frameOnce glowing with beautyThen shattered at your command They lay crumbled in this molten heapAs i begin to rebuild my fortress backThese walls anew reinforced with courage...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

I wish you were here to hold me

I want my mommy. There I said it. Im dissapointed in myself that i took me 22 years to realize that I do love and indeed miss her. Now before everyone asks why i would love and miss my bipolar druggi...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

Ode to Sarah

Last Night Was amazingI wandered these wet city streets with you We drank cheap wine out of paper soup bowls Read Babar and Pirate booksAs we sat in the children section of Borders Then as the clock s...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST

Just Let Me Out

I offically give up and don't care anymore. I will take the damn minor in psych. I missed teh due date to turn in my final paper. im seriously burnt out. Im gonna retake my classes i got a d in and ta...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

In your palm

A gust of air in my lungsI can breath againAnd it's you I taste and yearn forI am in your dainty palm ShakingFragileScared shitlessLusting for more than what we will ever have Sigh I feel like a crumb...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

The Worl must feel my rage and pain

Why the fuck after like 20 years are they making a new rocky movie? no one care about sylvester stalone anymore. are we running out of idea that we hav eto bring back teh old and shitty? gee golly i r...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

A Survey because im bored

1. Favorite soda?Green Apple Jones and Coke2. Last movie you saw?Battle Royale3.How much does your dog weigh?i don't have a doggie anymore thanks for reminding me5.Ever waxed your legs?nope, just shav...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

my legs are like jello

after hanging with candy, apple, and glennroy (my amazing friends), I am laying in my bed like a vegetable. Pease excuse my horrible grammwer which is somehow amazingly more atrocious than usual. pini...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

Happy Anniversay!

A year has come around again, and on this festive falling day, I remeber where we were. Hello cold prince, i see you are still no where to be found and it's ok because I still hate you for what you've...
Posted by Warlord Lady Ker0sene on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST