âœ‚Johnny Justiceâœ‚

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Hey innernette, I'm kt, I live in oakland and I have a job screwing up over priced specialty coffee beverages and taking a ridiculous amount of mills college students/teachers money. Not that I get to keep it. I live with my boyfriend and an best friend Jenny. Also, there are two very awesome and sometimes extremely silly kitties, Sparta (who I call Kibble) an Thpido "Waluigi" maing. You have probably seen the pictures of them I've plastered all over my space. Until reciently I was doing jack shit but now I have no time on my hands. That doesn't mean it should keep you from trying to get into contact with me so we can talk about a bunch of bizarre crap. I'd like to think of myself as pretty cool. How about you?

looky at this! PONDER!!!

My Interests

Art (i heart to draw), singing, Cartoons, Teaching my surrogate son the means of survival, KITTIES, still being awesome... seriously, musicing, making shit up, making 'music' wiv lance, Colorful hairs, Sewing things to sweatshirts, Star Trek, peices or paper i find on the ground with cool shit written on them, flash toons, toys, junk, hats, COMICS!!! cleaning house, not being at work, trying to get into/start a band, chili peppers(not the band), Ninjas, skullies, milk... can i go now? AND PRESTON! he rules.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody cool, really. I'd like to meet some geeks, losers, nobodies so we can rise up and TAKE OVER THIS TOWN!
you should go here.YES. http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics.shtmlHANG OUT WITH MY AWESOME BAND!!!! http://www.myspace.com/nounverbersforever KITTTTTTTTIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Music:

music. Metal, classic rock, 90's rock, electronica, industrial, some modern metal/rock/whatever, jazz, show tunes, crazy Japanese music, annoying shit

Movies:

Spirited Away, UHF, Good Burger, Princess Bride, Fight Club,Vampire Hunter D, Serial Mom, Amalie, Delicatession, Virtual Nature, Freddy got fingered, john waters movies except for pink flamingos, aristocrats, the wall, cat soup, waynes world, colorful, a few of the startrek movies, sleep away camp, re-animator, shawn of the dead, hot fuzz, space balls, FZ movies, Big lebowski or corse, i'll think of more.
i like scary movies and funny movies and almost anything animated.

Television:

I watch cartoons: anything from the blaspheme that saturday morning cartoons to the marginally funny crap they've been playing on adult swim (with the exception of metalacolypse and im and eric show great job which are both very good). Other then that I watch alot of star trek, those terrible shows like cops and real tv and whatever random shit Andy Tivos.Michael J. Fox's lego spacecraft suggests Picasso's influence.

Books:

Neil Gaiman, I'm a sucker for his silly fantasy. Loved the sandman series. I enjoy an array of comic books, mostly with a darker theme. Not to say i don't like all of the super heros ones but they get a little old after a while (except for batman, of coarse) I read alot of novels that my mom and grandmother bring to me and usually enjoy them but concidering I can't even remember the names of them i guess that doesn't count. humor/horror/mystery is what i like to read i suppose

Heroes:

Jhonen Vasquez, Neil Gaimen, MC Chris, Steven Colbert, my mom ( She puts up with a lot of shit) two kitties (they put up with a lot of shit too), Lance

My Blog

Your Debut Album (interweb copy pasta)

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomThe first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3The last ...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:50:00 PST

Flight of the Conchords-Gansta/Folk Rap Battle

Flight of the Conchords-Gansta/Folk Rap Battle funny shiz...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:51:00 PST

1994s most bizarre suicide

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre d...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

THE SEVEN BLUNDRS OF THE WORLD

The Seven Blunders of the World is a list that Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi gave to his grandson Arun Gandhi, written on a piece of paper, on their final day together, not too long before his assassinat...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:26:00 PST

MY HENTAI MOVIE REPORT

i was talking to a friend of mine on the internet and told him about this hentai that a friend had bought in japantown. here is what i said:well it was this girl ( i'll call her victim from now on) w...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:21:00 PST

oh two kitties are so cute

hey. I hadn’t written one of these in forever so i felt like waxing some life onto you, my faithful and probably already bored reader. I think sometimes I’m to literal. maybe I’m jus...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

you tube video comments : sortid language, use discretion

this was a video for some black guy in oakland trying to sell his music by saying he would give away a free scraper bike to who ever won this shitty contest (buy my song for two dollars and you might ...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:59:00 PST

If you only read one rant this year , make it a good one, no actually make it this one:

FUCKIN', GOD DAMN, SHIT EATING, WHAT THE FLYING BITCH TIT! INSTANT MASHED POTATOES ARE SO GOD DAM AWFUL. Whoever invented them should be shot. In fact.... NEWS FLASH! A ACANADIAN INVENTED IMP (Instat...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

LANCES EVIL PLASTIC TWIN!

I"M SCARED MOMMY I"M SCARED!...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

STOP TODD "GOLIATH" GOLDMAN!!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/todd-goliath-goldman.ph pRead this artical and click on a few of the links to find out what a fiend this guy and his 'company' david&goliath is. Don't buy his s...
Posted by Johnny Justice on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST