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Lance -e- Pants

it;s been scientifically proven that hats with ears built in increase the wearers Happiness Quotient

About Me

batlh bIHeghjaj ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................So you know what I have to say about that jazz? I think it;s a whole bunch of chimney flavored hogwash AND I JUST DONT SEE HOW YOU FUNKEN BAGG O SHYT BALLS CAN ACCEPT THAT!!!!!!you know what it's about time I started making popcorn with your brains and had a whole day dedicated to licking a grape flavored sponge ......and Momo kitty likes to sit on flat things . . . .I have very large burps ........ but you my friend may just be mistaken because that's the whole reason raisin in the hizzy DAWGasdl;qgf7ir29p72uwr47i4b wp89 7f49pf8

My Interests

music, reptiles,canada,makeup,boots,dancing like a crack head,fire spinning,tiny things & shiny things,video games,pokemon,piercings,tattoos,concerts,Star trek,goggles,guns,redbull,jager,putting patches on things,fuzzy stuff,kitties,writing,causing havoc among the stuck up masses and Whilst in my free time I enjoy just sitting around staring off into space to think

I'd like to meet:

Petero ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .....................and humans of similar interest

Music:


that which tastes good to me...... DETHKLOK!!!!!, David Bowie,Skinny puppy, Ozzy,Frank Zappa, Nine Inch Nails,TOOL Voltaire,static-X,wednesday 13, DAS ICH,Dissection,aesthetic perfection,klaus nomi,cEVIN Key,emilie autumn, die krupps,god module,and one, sister machine gun,amduscia,calabrese, tragic black, razed in black,Angelspit, dead kennedys, The Aquabats,assemblage 23,funker vogt,ministry, the revolting cocks,bauhaus, Lamb of god, STYX,,Foreigner,Dokken,psyclon nine,Grendel,Vader, the adicts,Velvet acid christ, John 5 White zombie, BEHEMOTH,Jason webley,mortiis, Oingo Boingo,lil john, PANTERA, down,London after midnight,wintersun,sonata arctica,Queen,your mom,bob marley, Children Of Bodom,chthonic,Malice Mizer,Cannibal corpse,Dead can dance,arch enemy,depeche mode,alien sex fiend, VNV nation, cake,combichrist,suicide commando,Wumpscut,the dead milkmen, alice cooper, amon amarth,Finntroll, Das Ich,MC CHRIS,Danzig,Ohger,system of a down,COLUMBINE., Klaus Nomi,kenny rogers. hopefully that should give you an idea since im tierd of typing

Movies:

VELVET GOLDMINE! Various old ass zombie movies ( expescially those with a budget under 160 $)party monster Murder party,Hedwig and The Angry Inch,Star trek First contact & search for spock,The Fifth Element,,Dazzle nightstalker, fear and loathing in las vegas, BLOW,Rocky Horror Picture Show,saw,house on haunted hill, silence of the lambs, GODZILLA movies(dont ask I cant explain it anyway),kung pow,death to smuchie,

Television:

METALCALYPSE!, avatar:the last airbender,SHOWS WHERE STUFF BLOWS UP!!!,the daily show,MYTHBUSTERS!!!!!!,star trek TNG, invader zim, clone high,the brak show, space ghost coast to coast,ATHF,It takes a thief, ren & stimpy, rokos modern life,dragon hunters (the cure does the theme song HAH), trigun,wolfs rain, outlaw star,venture bros.,FLCL, hellsing

Books:

i feel sick

Heroes:

my best friend & mommy KTaaaaaaaaaand THIS GIANT FISH IN A BEAR SUIT!!!

My Blog

BE POLITE...... deushebags

1. LEARN HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!2. just because youre pretty, it doesnt make you any better than a gigantic slob of human  meat as long as you act like pile of shit3. if you know FOR A FACT t...
Posted by Lance -e- Pants on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:27:00 PST