-I DO NOT, DO NOT, ADD PEOPLE WITH PRIVATE PROFILES! I WONT ADD YOU IF I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOUR LIKE!
-If you have over 10,000 "friends", don't add me. Because you wont talk to me and I'm not here to be your number.
-If you understand astrology, then take heed. I am a Virgo on the cusp of Leo. I am VERY Virgo on the cusp of Leo.
-I don't mix well with Pisces. Save for the rare occasion, like Mitchel Famous, and Arynn.
-I'm not a touchy-feely kinda person. Don't hug me.
-I change my profile song a lot. Mainly changes with my mood.
-I pride myself on being ugly, outlandish, and offensive. As well as having a VERY odd sense of humor. Ask my friend's, I'm fucking retarded and LOVE it.
-Humans gross me out. I think people are disgusting and I want to cause a mass genocide of the planet!
-I hate life. I think it pointless. I am not meant for this world, and I'm awaiting my time.
-That in NO way makes me suicidal.
-I wish my life could be like one of those fantastic love stories where love overcomes all obstacles. Like Moulin Rouge.
-That movie fucking rules!
-I rarely party because I hate most party scenes.
-420 friendly but I don't smoke myself.
-I am a woman trapped in a man's body.
-I am one of a kind, very eccentric, person. Most people tend to like me for some reason. I find myself very annoying, but I still somehow have friends.
-Most people can only be around me for so long. You have to take me in small doses. My mind doesn't work like most peoples.
-I am an asshole, because I tend to speak my mind. And because being rude is fun. Don't take most things I say to heart, I'm only kidding . . . Most of the time.
-I am a nymphomaniac. Yes, a sex addict. But I by no means slut around. I only fuck(a lot) someone I'm dating. So since I am currently single, I am also currently abstinent.
-Single and not looking.
-I'm a shallow prick and have the balls to admit it.
-I say "fuck", "queer", "fag", "gay", " ", "nigger", and "prick" A LOT. No I am not racist. I just say whatever the fuck I want and find it pathetic that people get offended by mere words.
-I will not censor myself, for ANYONE.
-I hardly give second chances.
-You have to work hard to gain my respect and trust.
-My IQ IS 137. Yet I act like a childish idiot!
-I DO MY OWN EYEBROWS!
-I obviously do my own makeup as well.
-I thrive off of sarcasm as I do oxygen.
-I also micro-exfoliate because I'm a fucking faget!
-I also hate body hair. I find it repulsive and gross. I shave EVERYWHERE on my body. The only hair is on the top of me head.
-I don't type well on purpose(When IM'ing or in messages), I like my typos.
-I have what some call a fucked up since of humor at times.
-I love Jagermeister with a bloody passion. Same as with Absinthe.
-I have graduated high school.
-I think racism is a mask to wear to cover your insecurities and fear. Learn to learn.
-AIM = ThE tRuE DuMMaSS.
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