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tara

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About Me

nah.

My Interests

pinball, pirates, pez

I'd like to meet:

duane chickens, again. if you meet him, please give him my number. he used to work at staples on the upper west side and i want to marry him so that i can be tara chickens.

Movies:

movies with monkeys. REAL monkeys.

Television:

curb, arrested, daily show, colbert, parental control, anything with flavor flav

Books:

"skinny bitch" by the amazing rory freedman...

Heroes:

turkey, no mayo, lots of mustard, but not the crappy yellow mustard, the brown spicy mustard....and some lettuce.